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Clint: I JUST SPRAYED DEODORANT IN MY EYES!

Natasha: Why?

Clint: To make my eyeballs smell like dark temptation. WHAT DO YOU THINK? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

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Tony: I’m afraid you’re wrong, as I actually have a black belt.

Pepper: In karate?

Tony: No from Gucci

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Peter: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Ned: But you’re not at mid-life.

Peter: A quarter life crisis

Ned: You’re not at quarter-life either

Peter: So what would you call it?

Ned: Just a crisis

Peter: Oh shit, yeah

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Tony, to Steve: I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.

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Peter: I’m a guy with VERY mature interests.

MJ: Such as?

Peter: Politics… culture… PG-13 movies

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Tony: I have feelings for you.

Steve: You do?

Tony: Yes… I feel you’re a little annoying.

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Steve: Can’t you put your hostility aside for one minute?

Bucky: Oh alright, I’ll stack it on top of my anger.

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Tony: You care about people

Peter: Some of my best friends are people!

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Steve: Be serious for a minute.

Tony: Thirty seconds is my record.

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Tony: I love games that turn people against each other

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John Walker: Bucky! Long time no talk!

Bucky: Let’s keep it that way.

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Bucky: I don’t have a murderer face do I? No one has ever said that to me before…

Sam: Yeah, because they didn’t want to be murdered…

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Steve, to the team: I love you guys. And Bucky specifically.

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Tony: Peter, for goodness sake throw out that gingerbread house, it’s from Christmas!

Peter: Fine

Peter: But you’re going to be leaving a lot of ants with no home.

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Peter: What happened in 1812?

Tony: The War of 1812.

Peter: When was it?

Tony: 1812

Peter: What happened?

Tony: War

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Sam, about Steve and Bucky: They match each other's freak to a degree that it is dangerous to the public.

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Peter: Your belly button is just your old mouth

Steve:

Tony: I was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

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