Terrible Memes and Bad Photos

He/They and Mostly Gay. 28, Poly, Married, Taken Twice Over. Rarely, if ever Funny.

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[planet-motherfucker]

[definitelynotabearoverhere]

Hmm

[sleeepy-sun]

*puts you in the pawticle awooinator*

*spins you until awoo*

Awooooooo im being spun at ultrarelativiatic energy until i collide and make some new never seen before puppy particles

10/10 would recommend

[sleeepy-sun]

You could say im being passed around until i reach max capacity and shoot some new pup- [*suddenly a plastic bag gets put around my face and i get dragged around the corner to be shot at for being too horny*]

[cordic]

puppy particles? you mean pawsitrons?

[sleeepy-sun]

Holy fuck you are so right

[sleeepy-sun]

@civilotterneer civ i cant let erect-tron die in the tags im sorry

[civilotterneerredlines]

YOU SHOULD HAVE LET ME DIE

NOW I SHALL INFLICT UPON YOU THE GREATEST CURSE:

INCREASED LEVEL OF PAW-TENTIAL ENERGY.

[sleeepy-sun]

AWOOOO IT'S TOO STRONG IM GETTING STRUCK BY A SUPER ENERGETIC CURRENT OF 10 THOUSAND ARFPERE

[daily-big-cat]

Daily Big Cat

[transfemininomenon]

saddest string of words ive ever read please get some self respect baby girl

[tomatoluvr69]

Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob

[asterwild]

snoozin'

[dogpuppy]

[mandywondering]

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

[dietspam16]

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this already

[krokottasphallus]

Big minotaur cock splitting you open. Hefty sweaty minotaur balls slapping against you with every thrust. Heady minotaur musk filling your head making you all foggy and useless. Minotaur holding you off the ground and bouncing you up and down on its cock like a fleshlight

[specialagentartemis]

why does it take SO much energy to keep your house only sort of clean

[maykitz]

[ammnontet]

[pseudomantis]

[anywhoozles]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Okay

[segamascott]

i don't understand free use kink what if i'm busy

[vanilleflwr]

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