Hey, I'm finally dead

I'm only a little bit pretentious, I promise

[75orchids]

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

Communism means that all the boys can crack open a cold one

[iskra-chornia]

from each according to their cracking ability, to each according to their need for a cold one

[abolish-everything-deactivated2]

The history of all hitherto existing society is the history of cracking open cold ones.

[postconstructivism-deactivated2]

the boys of the world unite! you have nothing to crack but your cold ones

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

[toopunktofuck]

ayn rand failing to understand that sesame street is for young children

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

god this is missing the best part JIM HENSON I think Ms. Rand and my character Oscar the Grouch would have a lot to talk about actually. I am laughing out loud at this idea. AYN RAND Why would I want to talk to him. What has he achieved or trying to achieve. JIM HENSON He has achieved what I think is the ultimate goal of your way of thinking.

[threegoatsinatrenchcoat-deactiv]

lmao

[tallulahshorts]

Savage

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I can’t believe I never knew that Jim Henson straight up murdered Ayn Rand. 

[contemporary-petroleuse-deactiv]

Great things to say during sex:

*V.A.T.S body part selection noise*

[screenshotsofdespair]

[lithicc]

Spanish anarchists pose triumphantly with the skull of a fascist

[alienpapacy]

all gave some. pitbull gave all

[swarnpert]

*person buying cigarettes voice* yo can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[carrotchipper]

[swarnpert]

why do people think that “i wont be shopping here anymore” is such a violent threat. oh no. ill definitely be getting 40 lashes from my manager tomorrow

[class-struggle-anarchism]

[left-reminders]

[postirony]

… and who could forget:

[whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv]

[ayeyo-rigatoni]

[riseofthecommonwoodpile-deactiv]

here’s my opinion: can we please get a new sex slang word for “vagina and labia and clitoris” that’s better than “pussy”? you can’t use the word “pussy” in dirty talk and “cunt” is far too strong. “dick” and “cock” are great, those roll off the tongue, but “pussy” i cannot say with a straight face in a dirty way. or in any kind of way really.

[theocseason4]