[elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de]

[fungiblegoods]

[deejay]

[deejay]

Reblog if you need this energy

[ruinedchildhood]

[peelingmandarins]

in this house we stan dionysus!

[forgotaboutdrea]

#Hermes: he’s dead Dionysus you don’t actually have to do this #Dionysus [polishing his giant wooden dildo]: I made a PROMISE (x)

[oldsongrenewed]

This is the also the myth of the creation of the dildo. And in some versions of the myth, Prosymnus’ soul was so overjoyed, that he was transferred to Elysium. That’s right, Dionysus rode Prosymnus’ pseudo-dick so good that he was moved to the Blessed AfterlifeTM

[mikkeneko]

dionysus: can’t believe prosymnus died before I could keep my promise to let him bone me the nymphs: you don’t have to, you know dionysus, oiling up the world’s first dildo: no I’m gonna

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Prosymnus’ soul literally ascended

[normal-horoscopes]

Dionysus: What do you desire as payment brave psychopomp? I will give anything in my power as a god. How about a lyre that plays itself? Or a font of endless wine?

Prosymnus, who has been sweating with barely contained horny for the entire boat ride: 

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

The war on drugs is rooted in racist policies . The failure of the war and drugs is obvious. We need to find a better solution, because people of color should never be the victims of racist policies. White Americans are more likely than black Americans to have used most kinds of illegal drugs, including cocaine and LSD. Yet blacks are far more likely to go to prison for marijuana, which is not a hard drug. Moreover , even when white people get caught , they get less time in prison. 

[dealanexmachina]

…is that Rachael Leigh Cook, the same actress who did the original anti-drug ad when she was a teenager?

[ruffboi-mags]

It is indeed.

[cozza-frenzy]

She grew up, realized she’d been exploited to further a racist government agenda, and turned around to bite the hand that feeds. Awesome.

[kari-izumi]

I’m so proud of her

[mirkwoodest]

Lol, here’s a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

[mirkwoodest]

The number of you absolutely convinced you would have been convicted of witchcraft and burned at the stake seems statistically unlikely.

[deejay]

[everythingfox]

Wait for it..

[anthonycrowleymoved]

i went looking for the comic that the reaction image is from and i am not disappointed

EDIT: from KC Green’s “Gunshow”

[justcatposts]

“My cat Blackberry has done this before but my friends told me it was really impressive and I should share..” 

(Source)

[blastovkatamarinecromancy]

[memewhore]

[half-ace]

chaotic neutral

[atheistfrog]

You heard it here, having self-confidence and self-love is satanic!!

[sirenofthetimes]

[meow-moment]

[justcatposts]

They put the ‘cat’ in caterpillar. 

(Source)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shutyourmoustache]

La-HA! hit me like a fucking drug.

[beatcroc]

this is what every social interaction feels like when you’re neurodivergent

[erinthebrave]

I looked up the menu for the restaurant this is based on and i wanted to die.

[anais-ninja-bitch]

there are foods here that i would eat, but i would never say “awakening” instead of “keylime pie”

[memewhore]