yuh

any pronouns

[tiredlylaughing]

motherfucker said PROFESSIONAL

[darachbeo]

real

[fadingpeacedogg]

[doublevampires]

thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case

[ballwizard]

every time i eat one of these fucking things my soul goes away and i become a mafia boss smoking a fat fucking cigar pondering the next sap on my hit list

[ghost-headcanons]

First Up

Papas And their reading Status

Primo

Reads the Dictionary

When ghouls ask for a bedtime story they get encyclopedias read to them

the ghouls are well informed on Plants and Animals now

Secendo

Reads very well and enjoys Fantasy

Reads his favourite fantasy books to his ghouls as bedtime stories

Will Re-enact his favourite scenes (The ghouls love this part)

Terzo

Cannot read

Sings to his ghouls at night instead

Will pull Secendo out of bed to act out scenes for the ghouls

Copia

Can just barely read his favorite books are by Dr.Suess (also the only books hes capable of reading)

The ghouls love to hear him attempt to read Fox in socks at night and request it everytime

will start crying if you ask him to read a road sign while hes driving and has to pull over

Nihil

Can Read and choses not to

Hand him a book and he will eat it, literally

Makes Sister read him Bedtime stories

Bonus the ghouls

Aether

"Reads" picture books with no words in them

Constantly asks for Copia to read Fox in Socks at bedtime

Mountain

Can read decently well

helps Copia with big words during bedtime stories

Rain

Cannot read

Will eat books

Swiss

Laughs when people ask him to read

Stutters through sentences because he doesn't know how to read

Sodo

Learned to read from Copia

can barely read

Cumulus

self-taught reader makes new words up

can't pronounce anything when asked to read aloud

Cirrus

Can't read

will play the keytar loudly when someone asks Her to read something as to drown them out

Sunshine

Can't read

cries when handed books of any sort

[andhaveapleasanttomorrow]

having a pet is insane... there is a guy on my floor

[klefable]

[timberlakelove-blog-blog]

[maydaytrippe]

last day to reblog

[kim-kardassian-blog]

you now you want to.

Gonna have to wait a whole year if you miss this.

[paulwalkersdogwalker]

Fine

[vxpo]

YOU ONLY HAVE 4 DAYS TO REBLOG THIS! DON’T PROCRASTINATE! 

[jstor]

Obligatory.

[next12exits]

Been waiting 12 months for this ….

[next12exits]

Bringing this back because in one week …….

[little-cold-hands]

2 days….

[thelostgrimoire]

My adhd ass reading “it’s gonna maybe”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aliciameade]

Tumblr's stupid dash placeholder really elevated this post.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[silent-calling]

You teach them responsibility by entrusting them with these devices.

You teach them teamwork by taking them away at night and storing them in your room.

[tetigistuss]

My dad kept the computer locked and monitored (and only used when under direct supervision), an intolerable situation to which my little brother and I reacted with gusto. We set up a camera to get the password, coded password guessers, bootcamped a Mac to allow us to use an entirely different system, and figured out various ways to avoid logging internet activity, logins, and even the hidden camera my dad set up. He would discover our new hack and put even more restrictions (he is very computer literate), and we would crack it again. We learned computer security just because my dad didn’t want us to.

I breezed through AP comp sci into a tech field. Ironically, I was introduced to porn because I was looking for another bypass and stumbled into a BDSM site so I can also blame my dad for me being a freaky ho.

[thegreenpea]

Out of all the responses to this post. Yours was my favourite. I cried laughing when I saw the last paragraph

[astraldemise]

Did you ever bite someone?

i try not to bite people but i love bite wires and plastic

[astraldemise]

no thing

[delicatewastelandcloud]

a

Me too

[rylandsgrace]

#Life imitates art

Euphoria 2.08 / 94th Annual Academy Awards

Bonus:

[casmybelovedass]

Y'all I need to dismantle this fucking absurd picture I found EYE-

First of all the editing is giving my eyeballs diarrhea wtf is that ew them random flying bits

Now we back again with the mother fucKING PINSTRIPED SUIT??!?!?! My guys??!?!?!? That shit ain't even what you could mistaken dark blue for THAT SHIT BROWN IT AINT EVEN BLACK

And the fucking coat dude WHY did they put misha in a discount 10th doctor cosplay da fuq??

THEM POINTERS??!?!?! WHAT ARE THOSE

Did they run misha's feet flat with one of them cartoon roller machines? WHAT ANGLE IS THAT

Same thing with jenny over here what DA FUQ okay Bustopher Jones in white spats I see you

Look at him. That's the face of a man who misses his little ass whore boots. The pain. The agony.

Let's surpass the fact jarjar looks like a fucking wax statue (derogatory) and focus on the fact what they are both wearing is idiotic. Why is Dean naked not that I'm complaining but?? And why is Sam wearing his coma shirt and a fucking never seen leather jacket??!?!

Why can't these people make ONE good promo poster. Your shit budget is showing holy tits

[vykodlak]

I’m meathead

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

this is literally the best thing i've ever seen

[shegos]

TURNING RED 2022 | dir. Domee Shi