dance, baby!

for fucks sake, i’m already urs.

[demimondaine]

seventeen as that 70’s show scenes

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[vernon, coming to practice visibly high]

seungcheol: are you sober?

vernon: no, aquarius.

[demimondaine]

seventeen as that 70’s show scenes

[svt leaders sitting at the dinner table]

seungcheol: help me with this crossword puzzle. i need a five letter word for disappointment...

jihoon: hoshi.

soonyoung: ...

seungcheol: *gasps* it fits.

[demimondaine]

*Jihoon, standing on the kitchen counter in the dorms in the most nonchalant way*

Seungcheol: Why is Jihoon on the counter?

Jeonghan: He likes to feel tall.

[demimondaine]

Jeonghan: why are you here?

Joshua: Vernon texted me and said Seokmin got hurt. So, I brought a watermelon.

Vernon: why?

Joshua: Seokmin loves watermelons!

Seokmin: *crying on the couch, cuddling the watermelon Shua brought*

[demimondaine]

Jeonghan: I’m just sayin’. Any guy that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.

Seokmin: So I guess you think Joshua is hiding something?

Jeonghan: Oh, he was. Until I found out.

Joshua: *baffled* What was I hiding?

Jeonghan: The fact that you were born in America?!

Joshua: It wasn’t a secret??

[demimondaine]

Jeonghan: This date is boring.

Seungcheol: This isn't the date. I said I was going to the store.

Jeonghan: Then why did you invite me?

Seungcheol: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said, "fuck you, Seungcheol, I'll do whatever I want!" and followed me here.

[demimondaine]

seventeen as vines

seungcheol: “i spilt lipstick in ur Valentino bag” “wHa whÄ WHa LIPSTICK IN MY WHITE VALENTINO BAG”

jeonghan: “when theres too much drama at school, all you gotta do is: walk awAaAaaAaaY”

joshua: “road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does.”

jun: “hi im anasha bliss and im your freestyle dance teacher.”

wonwoo: “we all die you either kill urself or get killed”

soonyoung: “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE”

woozi: “C H R I S, is that a weed?”

minghao: “bitch you gon step on fucking my toes bitch fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch DISGUSTING”

mingyu: “can you all say Colorado!” “*skis past* IM A GIRAFFE”

seokmin: “waddup, I’m Jared and I’m 19, and i never learned how to fucking read”

vernon: “hi, welcome to chili’s”

seungkwan: “nexttimeyoufuckingtouchmeimgonnafuckingripyourfaceoff BITCH”

chan: “i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF”

[demimondaine]

minghao deadass just be josh and wonwoo’s love child sksks

[demimondaine]

Today’s the day I tested my limits and now I can proudly say that I believe Clap goes with the Boombayah choreography

[demimondaine]

magic tricks w/ svt

Mingyu: *throws flour at Vernon*

Mingyu: poof. tomorrow you’re going to be a better rapper.

[demimondaine]

Seungcheol: Myungho’s been singing agressive songs to Mingyu. I turned around and he was being very very-

The8, somewhere in the distance: yOU A BITCH YOU CANT FUCK WITH ME IF YOU WANTED TO

[demimondaine]

Seungkwan: *rolls his eyes* god, you’re such an idiot sometimes.

Vernon: *scoffs* sometimes?

[demimondaine]

Joshua: *anime pose, pink light dramatically shining on him* Prepare for trouble...

Vernon: *another anime pose, blue light shining on him* And make it double!

Joshua: To protect the world from devastation,

Vernon: To unite all people within our nation,

Joshua: To denounce the evil of truth and love,

Vernon: To extend our reach to the stars above

*light dramatically shines on Joshua*

Joshua: JOSHUA!

*camera pans over to Vernon*

Vernon: VERNON!

*backdrop changes so they’re now on a stage*

Joshua: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light,

Vernon: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

*Seungkwan jumps from nowhere*

Seungkwan: SEUNGKWAN, that's right!

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

[demimondaine]

Pledis CEO: I heard that many fans were disappointed after you almost won on a music show. But they don’t give out awards for ‘almost’.

Seokmin: They do and they’re called silver medals!

[demimondaine]

Kyulkyung: How do you feel about losing a win for Seventeen?

Jun: There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “me”.

Kyulkyung: Are you dyslexic?

Jun: I’m...Chinese.

[demimondaine]

Seungcheol: HEY! *Vocal unit nonchalantly turns to him* What do you think you’re doing?

Jeonghan: Trying to have a unit meeting here! Thank you very little.

Seungcheol: We’re in the middle of a performance!

Jeonghan: aND WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT?

Joshua: Uh, Jeonghan?

Jeonghan: *suppresses anger* Yes, Jisoo?

Joshua: I think he means we’re all in the middle of a performance.

Bonus:

Woozi: *sighs* Seokmin, just, hit them with a high note

Seokmin: *evilly smiles* Got it