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[vernon, coming to practice visibly high]
seungcheol: are you sober?
vernon: no, aquarius.
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seventeen as that 70’s show scenes
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[vernon, coming to practice visibly high]
seungcheol: are you sober?
vernon: no, aquarius.
seventeen as that 70’s show scenes
[svt leaders sitting at the dinner table]
seungcheol: help me with this crossword puzzle. i need a five letter word for disappointment...
jihoon: hoshi.
soonyoung: ...
seungcheol: *gasps* it fits.
*Jihoon, standing on the kitchen counter in the dorms in the most nonchalant way*
Seungcheol: Why is Jihoon on the counter?
Jeonghan: He likes to feel tall.
Jeonghan: why are you here?
Joshua: Vernon texted me and said Seokmin got hurt. So, I brought a watermelon.
Vernon: why?
Joshua: Seokmin loves watermelons!
Seokmin: *crying on the couch, cuddling the watermelon Shua brought*
Jeonghan: I’m just sayin’. Any guy that hot and that perfect has to be hiding something.
Seokmin: So I guess you think Joshua is hiding something?
Jeonghan: Oh, he was. Until I found out.
Joshua: *baffled* What was I hiding?
Jeonghan: The fact that you were born in America?!
Joshua: It wasn’t a secret??
Jeonghan: This date is boring.
Seungcheol: This isn't the date. I said I was going to the store.
Jeonghan: Then why did you invite me?
Seungcheol: I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said, "fuck you, Seungcheol, I'll do whatever I want!" and followed me here.
seventeen as vines
seungcheol: “i spilt lipstick in ur Valentino bag” “wHa whÄ WHa LIPSTICK IN MY WHITE VALENTINO BAG”
jeonghan: “when theres too much drama at school, all you gotta do is: walk awAaAaaAaaY”
joshua: “road work ahead? uh yeah i sure hope it does.”
jun: “hi im anasha bliss and im your freestyle dance teacher.”
wonwoo: “we all die you either kill urself or get killed”
soonyoung: “what the FUCK IS UP KYLE”
woozi: “C H R I S, is that a weed?”
minghao: “bitch you gon step on fucking my toes bitch fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch DISGUSTING”
mingyu: “can you all say Colorado!” “*skis past* IM A GIRAFFE”
seokmin: “waddup, I’m Jared and I’m 19, and i never learned how to fucking read”
vernon: “hi, welcome to chili’s”
seungkwan: “nexttimeyoufuckingtouchmeimgonnafuckingripyourfaceoff BITCH”
chan: “i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like beef I SMELL LIKE BEEEEEEEEF”
minghao deadass just be josh and wonwoo’s love child sksks
Today’s the day I tested my limits and now I can proudly say that I believe Clap goes with the Boombayah choreography
magic tricks w/ svt
Mingyu: *throws flour at Vernon*
Mingyu: poof. tomorrow you’re going to be a better rapper.
Seungcheol: Myungho’s been singing agressive songs to Mingyu. I turned around and he was being very very-
The8, somewhere in the distance: yOU A BITCH YOU CANT FUCK WITH ME IF YOU WANTED TO
Seungkwan: *rolls his eyes* god, you’re such an idiot sometimes.
Vernon: *scoffs* sometimes?
Joshua: *anime pose, pink light dramatically shining on him* Prepare for trouble...
Vernon: *another anime pose, blue light shining on him* And make it double!
Joshua: To protect the world from devastation,
Vernon: To unite all people within our nation,
Joshua: To denounce the evil of truth and love,
Vernon: To extend our reach to the stars above
*light dramatically shines on Joshua*
Joshua: JOSHUA!
*camera pans over to Vernon*
Vernon: VERNON!
*backdrop changes so they’re now on a stage*
Joshua: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light,
Vernon: Surrender now, or prepare to fight!
*Seungkwan jumps from nowhere*
Seungkwan: SEUNGKWAN, that's right!
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Pledis CEO: I heard that many fans were disappointed after you almost won on a music show. But they don’t give out awards for ‘almost’.
Seokmin: They do and they’re called silver medals!
Kyulkyung: How do you feel about losing a win for Seventeen?
Jun: There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “me”.
Kyulkyung: Are you dyslexic?
Jun: I’m...Chinese.
Seungcheol: HEY! *Vocal unit nonchalantly turns to him* What do you think you’re doing?
Jeonghan: Trying to have a unit meeting here! Thank you very little.
Seungcheol: We’re in the middle of a performance!
Jeonghan: aND WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A CONVERSATION WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT THAT?
Joshua: Uh, Jeonghan?
Jeonghan: *suppresses anger* Yes, Jisoo?
Joshua: I think he means we’re all in the middle of a performance.
Bonus:
Woozi: *sighs* Seokmin, just, hit them with a high note
Seokmin: *evilly smiles* Got it