Where the Beach meets the Forest

[tilthedayidice]

While you're boopin people, give Arab.org a daily click.

[theunfairfolk]

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

[chassdraws]

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

[demisexual-underdog]

What the fuck is up with the new tumblr app loho

[jupitersmusings]

good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

[overlord-fire-bubble]

THIS ONE FUCKING WORKS. REBLOG IT.

[essenceofrose]

Okay I reblogged and got into the entrepreneurship program I wanted. This WORKS

[jensenackles-ismyreligion]

I POSTET THIS HALF AN HOUR BEFORE MY JOB INTERVIEW AND I GOT THE JOB OH MY GOD

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[lennyjamin]

friends. romans. countrymen. i am asking. i am begging. please use headphones when consuming audio content in a shared space.

[beautiful-basque-country]

Remembering the bombing of Gernika, on a day like today (April 26th) in 1937.

For those unaware, the city burnt for three days and nights, and after the bombing survivors were strafed.

The first pic wasn't taken in Gernika though, but in Eibar, the day prior, and shows the destruction of a bomb that reached the underground shelter below, killing 50 people down there.

Also, we leave you some international news about the bombing, and the despicable piece of news that the fascists published blaming the destruction of Gernika on communists, fire and gasoline.

The f*cking nerve.

Edit: please note how they can't help themselves and show what their goal was. It reads: "If the holy tree of Guernica has died in the calamity, is Aguirre and his men who made it die."

[kitharion]

This is the

Money Cat 🐈‍⬛

Reblog for good financial luck! 🍀

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[coolxatu]

[volvereparcas]

Hot take though

my wife worked on an oil rig in Wyoming out of high school because there aren’t a lot of jobs that pay that well for someone without access to college. She was a driller and then a supervisor after the crew supervisor was killed during their shift. She saw multiple people die and loose limbs and she got pretty bad ptsd from watching a friend get decapitated by a chain that went loose and catching his head in her hands.

Shifts are often 20+ hours at a time with an 8-10 hour break between shifts for at least two weeks at a time and then a week off. Rigs are normally understaffed which make it worse and a lot of people on rigs turn to drug use just to be able to stay awake during their shifts. But it’s a job that pays a lot in rural and low income communities for people who don’t have a lot of options. A lot of people go in knowing they’ll maybe die but at least their families won’t have to work afterwards because of life insurance policies from the companies they work for.

I know this post was probably just meant as a joke post the whole thing with Joe Biden and fracking but like sometimes it shows that people who post these things don’t know a ton about what they’re talking about. It remains one of the most lethal jobs worldwide. Switching from oil/natural gas to sustainable energy sources will take time to transition and right now we have millions working in drilling with odds stacked against them. Republicans don’t care about oil workers’ lives because they can be used to make a profit and the left hates them because of a career they didn’t have a lot of choice in choosing.

The oil field is like the military where largely low income and marginalized individuals get preyed upon by an organization that doesn’t care if they live or die. Fracking and drilling being bad for the planet and needing an end and oil workers being worthy of concern because their lives are treated as disposable are two ideas that can coexist.

[squeeful]

class solidarity must extend to ALL workers, not just workers of sectors you approve of.

[antique-scarecrow]

“The oil field is like the military, where largely low income and marginalized individuals get preyed upon by an organization that doesn’t care if they live or die”

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[ergolost]

omg

[rat-of-the-sky-on-fire-deactiva]

World heratige post

[between-2-and-20-characters]

ah yes, the original version

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

“when Russia sends you nudes” kills me every time

[cooltransghost]

shh, dont tell anyone

[what-even-is-thiss]

The ancient texts…

[alexaloraetheris]

ANCIENT TEXTS

[priscaren]

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[virgoasf]

[normal-horoscopes]

Among puritan Christians in the 1840s, many believed that material disease was due to material sin. You do bad things and you get sick.

This eventually morphed into the idea that spiritual disease is therefore caused by spiritual sin. I.e. you think bad things, you go insane.

John Harvey Kellogg was an innovator. He sort of blended the two, popularizing a new category; the physiological sin. Eating unhealthy, disrupting the natural balance of the body, is a sin against the natural order of the body as God ordained it, and he punishes us with chronic illness.

[normal-horoscopes]

His followers were banned from:

Sex, masturbation, all meat, salt, grease, fat, dance, gambling, coffee, tea, alcohol, or warm water of any kind.

[cheerycheesecake]

why warm water????

[normal-horoscopes]

Excites the body. JHK considered man’s natural state to be an unfeeling resting neutrality. All biological excitement was a sin.

[normal-horoscopes]

Yes. The cereal guy. As in Kellogg’s Cereal. That guy.

[salamencerobot]

…. That explains the whole “bland cereal means no sex” idea, to be fair.

[blessedetherealfae]

Actually incorrect!!!!! His BROTHER was the Kellogg cereal guy - literally took the shitty bland-ass flakes he made with John before John started his own sanitarium (think of the old equivalent of a detox/cleanse luxury spa) and put sugar on them, and thus “Frosted Flakes” were born!!

[normal-horoscopes]

That’s not correct. Both of them worked at the Battle Creek Sanitarium, which was established in 1866.

John Harvey Kellogg invented Corn Flakes, William Kieth Kellogg was a factory owner and designed the factory process to mass-produce them, and thus held the patent. In 1897 they started the Sanitary Food Corporation.

W.K. Kellogg knew the cereal would be more marketable if they put sugar in it. J.H. Kellogg thought that was a sin. The two had a falling out in 1906 over this, and W.K. split to form the Battle Creek Toasted Corn Flake Company, which later became the Kellogg Company.

[blessedetherealfae]

Oh thank you for the corrected info!!!

[normal-horoscopes]

I didn’t read two whole biographies on this enema obsessed weirdo for people to be Slightly Wrong On The Internet About Him.

[halfricanloveyou]

please @normal-horoscopes expand on that enema thing. u can’t just mention that and not tell us.

[normal-horoscopes]

John Harvey Kellogg was obsessed with enemas. He was an early proponent of studying gut bacteria. He even worked at the Pasteur Laboratory in Paris for a while.

In 1936, he filed a petition for his invention of improvements to an “irrigating apparatus particularly adaptable for colonic irrigating.”

Basically, he invented a chair that would pump water up your ass at over a gallon a minute, often followed by a half-pint of yogurt.

The irrigator was INCREDIBLY popular, notable people who used the irrigator were the likes of: Amelia Airhart, George Bernard Shaw, J.C. Penny, President William Howard Taft, Thomas Edison, and C.W. Post.

[yeehawcowbi]

CT I know you didn’t just say that the guy who was afraid of masturbation and warm water made a chair that blasted yogurt up your ass please say sike

[normal-horoscopes]

He also patented several designs for chastity cages.

[bogleech]

If you’re puritanical enough you just loop back around to a freak.

[normal-horoscopes]

Quick correction on this post: I stated that The Irrigator could pump water up an ass at a gallon a minute. This is inaccurate. It could pump water up an ass at more than four gallons per minute, faster than most industrial power washers.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

That sounds life threatening

[dankmemeuniversity]

[valtsv]

when god closes a door i get the axe

[valtsv]

you can't outrun me forever bitch

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

Fuck Kyle Rittenhouse, fuck that judge, fuck that jury, and fuck every single person who finds his actions acceptable.