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Not today Justin
occasionally subtle
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
cherry valley forever
Product Placement
JBB: An Artblog!
macklin celebrini has autism
noise dept.
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@dentedpenguin
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
You are the best kind of person, and I want to be like you one day.
sleepovers when ur little: omg ms bukket is SUCH a mean teacher >:( she yelled at me
sleepovers now: i dont think im capable of love
I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective
According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.
I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…
Why do I talk like this????
“No, yeah. ” = yes. “Yeah, no”= no “No, yeah, for sure.” = definitely
fucking English, man
I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want
this a lie
im literally dating this girl this a lie
she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this
I used to hate using ‘love’ liberally. I felt it was a sacred word only to be used in very special occasions. Now that I’m older, I’ve come to the realization that love should be shared and felt and received with reckless abandon. Love these characters, love this food, love things in the moment, even if they may seem tiny and insignificant to others. I think it makes life a little more soft around the edges.
How can ants have farms? They’re too small to control the chickens and the pigs
when ppl write “i probably hate you” in their tumblr descriptions
To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….
What did you major in?
Crayon
let’s go on a date and by date I mean lay in bed and make out for 3 hours
I love shroom
me: oh yeah 2007, three years ago? someone: …10 years ago my brain
me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault
There’s a difference between being happy and being distracted from sadness
Oh this hit hard
So, I MEANT to say “oh crap, I left my phone in my car,” but what I ALMOST said was “oh no, I left my cone in my phar,” and damn, wouldn’t that have been embarrassing, but I caught myself, and what I ACTUALLY said was
“Ah, my fart cone.”
So anyway
This was a thrill from start to finish
getting replies on posts is one of the most fun things on this site for me and i just want u all to know u are EXTREMELY welcome to reply to all my posts even if u think its silly or irrelevant or just an emoji i dont care this blog is a talking zone not a silent aesthetic zone
