but the pyrites, he will not come

bleak little conceits

[departo]

my mental rolodex has thirty entries devoted to celine dion... it can easily be explained. but not easily forgiven

[kingslayerstew]

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[pierogiy]

guy who says eep

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[sorrrowfull]

[fiollaigean]

how to cover letter:

polite greeting (it's me, boy)

introduction (i'm the ps5)

establish credentials (speaking to you inside your brain)

establish purpose (leave the girl, we don't need her)

describe what you can bring to the organization (cowboy times in space)

[ppyuuingles]

⋆✴︎˚｡⋆˚࿔

[mintaii]

the magic she loves

[burneracct69]

[senatortedcruz]

[segamascott]

i would get out and VOTE

[so-much-for-subtlety]

create a safe space for queer voices

[renslice]

engage in peaceful protest and boycott labubu for 1 day

[milf--adjacent]

I'm getting a job inside the labubu asteroid to help make change from within

[departo]

pressed my nose against the window of a restaurant to see if my favorite seasonal blt was back in stock and whispered, yes, the blt is back! to myself and someone passing by said, COOL! I LOVE THE BLT HERE! so now I will stay inside tomorrow to recover

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[ruriihime]

Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia episode 1: 天にあるもの　地にあるもの

[animescreencolle]

Jaadugar: A Witch in Mongolia E01

[fucko]

[departo]

we can stop having organizations in shounen manga now