Dumpster Fire

she/they memes, tv shows, video games, d&d, whatever my current hyperfixation is !inactive blog!

[emovampy]

I want short hair i want long hair i want pink hair i want a buzz cut i want a 2007 emo fringe i want purple hair i want the longest hair possible i want

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was drawing a bunch of pentagrams in my notebook during math class because I was bored and I think I drew 150 pentagrams in total before a devilish-looking guy wearing a red suit broke down the door of the classroom and yelled “wHAT the fUCK do you wANT?!”

[almost-always-eventually-right]

this username escapes me every single time

[zoozve]

i cant stop thinking about this post

[dkpsyhog]

I love the idea that when you draw a pentagram Hell gets an @everyone discord ping

[kalyug]

we dont need psychiatrists psychiatrists need us

[dsmsix]

me unionizing the waiting room

[kouvufox-blog]

Welcome to Australia! Where a fast food restaurant literally made a mirrored reflective sea-gull proof packet for their fries so they don’t god damn try to fly down and steal your fries.

[kouvufox-blog]

YOU THINK IM JOKING?

LIGHT? FRIGHT!

[laughingfish]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen

[eatingcroutons]

The Q&A on Hungry Jacks’s website makes this even better:

[rottingfacade]

[returnsandreturns]

i made my character a human fighter who’s a housewife/empty nester seeking adventure and wholesome fantasy violence after discovering that her husband is having an affair

is this……

is this how you dungeons 

is this how you dragons

[romcommunist]

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

[windsroad]

I agree that tumblr is objectively the best social media right now but we CANNOT let this go to our heads. If we act like this site is anything more than trash our hubris will lead to tragedy

[runcibility]

Meanwhile, on Twitter:

https://twitter.com/christinelove/status/1344132206151794691

[lucifers-favorite-sweater]

Wait but pissvortex is a popular tumblr blogger. Why are they bitching about us saying shit about twitter

[natitheking29]

Class traitor

[soulrama]

Two faced vortex more like it

[pissvortex]

[sometinybees]

an underrated moment

[fjordfocused]

Shadowgast is fun because its a twist on the no-braincells kind of pairing dynamic. oh, they have braincells around each other. they have many braincells. too many braincells. Essek and Caleb overclock braincells around each other so much that everything else sparks out like a cell phone in the microwave.

[eternalgirlscout]

what’s so sexy about necromancers, you ask?

goth

hubris

[peetum]

3. Recycling

[diasporapoet-deactivated2020010]

Goals

[systlin]

Hey fellow owners of college degrees that turned out to be useless; I’ve got a career plan for us

[auroranibley]

those who DO learn history are still doomed to repeat it

[vethbrenatto]

A blood feud it is then.

[vethbrenatto]

Mighty Nein + Text Posts (II)

[mayaaminmin]

(someone in chat asks if scott is gay)

scott: yes i am part of the lgbt as you can tell by the tag on the stream—wait is the tag not on?

scott: am i straight today?

[cipheramnesia]

I don't care about hot girl summer, but everyone better fucking be vaccinated by Halloween, feel me?

[cipheramnesia]

out of the way hot girl summer

Monster Fucker Fall is gonna get it

[cocktoetwins-archive-deactivate]

i hate it when it feels like a character has been designed specifically for me to like them . because then i do like them and it feels like i walked straight into their trap