That Derse Boy

Werewolf bg by Teagan White http://society6.com/artist/teaganwhite Lots of homestuck, but bits and pieces of my other fandoms aswell :3 Dr.Who, MLP, Avengers, my love for Deadpool, Adventure time, etc :3 My art blog Homestuck ship chart Heir OF...

[remanedurart]

how to draw kobolds

1.) draw dragon

2.)

[remanedurart]

3.)

[yourplayersaidwhat]

*Players find out that a character who once derailed the whole campaign has resurfaced, but is now imprisoned in a jewel.*

Wizard: I would like to crush it.

DM: What’s your alignment?

Wizard: Neutral Holds-A-Grudge.

[jncos]

Who was the man who first salted the slug

What was he thinking to try

Roaming the lands pouring salt on god’s creatures

Hoping for one which would die

[woodrider]

Billy Joel - Piano Man

[good-good-mcelboys]

This is how Julia and Magnus Burnsides met and nothing will convince me otherwise

[mystery-moose]

(the source is a Disney animated short film from 2000 about John Henry, in case anyone was wondering)

[discreet45]

[fiztheancient]

i cant believe there are people who still havent seen this video

[jerkstorecalling]

I could probably recite this entire video, word-for-word, on demand.

[toolusingmammalgirl]

Goddamn, this is nearly thirty years old and it fits like a glove into contemporary shitpost cadence and aesthetics, this is High Art

[sm1j-deactivated20260310]

“that’s right

we’ll fuck your wife”

[quackatomic]

IT BETTER NOT BOUNCE OR YOU’RE A DEAD MOTHERFUCKER

[unstableidentity-archive]

my friend: [needs comfort]

me: oh Dang what are the Comfort Words

[motorcyclegirlfriends]

me: *flipping through the manual* there there?

my friend: *cries harder*

me: oh No they were the wrong Comfort Words

[bairnsidhe]

Here you go, all the Comfort Words

[poeproductions]

SOME REGAL, LUXURIOUS BEANS, FOR ALL YOUR FANCY NEEDS! ✨💖

[caitcorrain]

You don’t know true fear until you’ve sewn over a pin and the tip of the needle has broken off and launched itself directly at your face.

[inkwellsandmagicspells]

I’m not sure I want to get acquainted with my sewing machine anymore.

[caitcorrain]

Just don’t sew over pins and you’re golden!

[welele]

[adz]

honestly same

[memewhore]

Why wouldn’t you tho?

[loosinmynoodles]

pure goodness

[surprisebitch]

free carwash

[wuhdfursuits]

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While we’re talking about gold, this pair is so sweet I had to post a video! If this pair was a drink, I think they’d taste like a caramel mocha with a hint of lavender…😋✨ I think I’m hungry?? 😂 💜✨💜✨💜✨💜✨💜 #fursuit #furryfandom #handpaws #paws

[swollennugs]

FUCK

[acerotiburon]

Sing me the song of your people SOUP! meow! Sing me the song of your friends SOUP! meow! Sing me a song for the good times SOUP! meow! Sing me a song, a song. HEY SOUP! meeeeoooow!

[vixiearts]

Rendering fur 🎨 Crop of a bigger painting I’m working on from time to time. 😊 Thanks for looking! 💜 #art #artwork #artstagram #arty #vixiearts #draw #draws #drawing #illustration #2d #digitalart #wolf #madewithwacom #photoshop

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[barkycatbros]

Sometimes Quincey has to turn the key a few times before his meow engine will start. (Sound up.) 😹

[disgustinganimals]

less than 1 horse power tho

[stuffmikeclicked]

1 catpower

[derse-rowdy-monster]

I got  LadyNightosphere for the February round of Weasyl's Conbadge Exchange :D

[moghedien]

Me at a new Dungeons and Dragons game

DM: Please describe your new character

Me: ok cool *literally just says the lyrics of Short Skirt/Long Jacket by Cake*

[moghedien]

needless to say, I’ve been thinking about this all day and have over analyzed this to try to determine exactly what this character would be. So class:

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond I want a girl who knows what’s best 

Its clear from these lines that she has high intelligence and wisdom. Intelligence is emphasized with the lines “ She is fast and thorough/And sharp as a tack” and considering she is fast she likely has high dexterity. 

So this is a Dex/Wisdom/Intelligence build which makes me think that she is a ranger. She may, however be using a dueling fighting style instead of archery, since later lines say she “uses a machete” so she clearly has still with one-handed weaponry.

Her alignment is suggested in two instances. One being “With fingernails that shine like justice.” Though this doesn’t necessarily mean she idealizes justice, this can be implied. So she is on the good end of the good/evil spectrum, and because she “uses a machete to cut through red tape” she clearly is not lawful. She does not get bogged down with bureaucracy but cuts through it. There is not other indications that she chaotic, so I am inclined to call her neutral, making her neutral good. 

Her race is harder to pin down, but given that she was “eyes that burn like cigarettes,” that may suggest that she was red or orange eyes. This means  Drow or Tiefling. Now, given that she also has, “shoes that cut” this could suggest that she has sharp hooves, meaning Tiefling. I would also point out that she changes her name from Kitty to Karen, and Tiefling are known for taking on new names. 

So TL:DR, the girl with a short skirt and long jacket is a neutral good tiefling ranger named Karen who specializes in a dueling fighting style

[nudityandnerdery]

This is the best D&D-related post I’ve seen in months, fantastic work.