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[desireeanime]

Pinned post bc tumblrs search is borked

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it

[chast1tybelt]

[r34comments]

[grimeclown]

[sandersstudies]

When my students talk over me I do this bit where I quietly tell them I’m really shy and to please let me talk and somehow it works.

[sandersstudies]

Me, literally a performing arts teacher who teaches them how to be confident and loud: guys wait I’m really shy 🥺 guys be niceys to me 🥺 I’m just a little guy 🥺

My students???? Every time????: woah guys shutup she’s literally shy

[sandersstudies]

Why did we ever start yelling at kids when we could just let them be part of a bit, which is a kid’s favorite thing?

[flythesail]

You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[everydaylouie]

cupid (blender study of fuuka from yotsuba!)

[oneheadtoanother]

[animentality]

[achievement-hunter]

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[evilgirlbat]

girlfriend keeps a kyubey plushie just to beat up when she's angry so sometimes i'm running down the list of questions to ask to help her figure out what would make her feel better and "do you want to hurt kyubey" is often one of them

[canjustdeflecttheemeraldsplash]

[42paintbrushes]

Terrible phone doodle because when inspiration strikes you gotta do what you gotta do