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@despecta
james got contacts for the sole purpose of wearing them while having sex with regulus because he didn’t want to miss a single detail
Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."
impeccable reasoning, no notes.
Ilya "I don't know english enough for this conversation" Rozanov and Shane "I'm too autistic for this subtext" Hollander
footballer james x reporter regulus
they're supposed to be doing an interview, the type where Regulus would follow James around all day and ask questions while James went about his daily routine.
But they ended up in bed. Regulus was on top of James, James was thrusting into him from below.
"Cmon darling, ask your questions."
"When did—right there—when did your cock get so big?"
happy pride month to remus lupin and his gender-ambiguous partner sirius black
me: cliches are boring
fanfic: and then they were brewing amortentia
me: omg they’re brewing amortentia!!!
gayest shakespeare sonnets: a selection
turns out all the sonnets are really gay but here is my list of the absolute gayest ones, because i was not prepared for how explicit these were going to be and it devastated me
sonnet 20 - this is the ‘master-mistress of my passion’ one
sonnet 22 - ‘Presume not on thy heart when mine is slain; / Thou gav’st me thine, not to give back again.’
sonnet 23 - acting metaphors! the difficulty of expressing verbally what silent love hath writ! gazing at your love with your whole heart in your eyes!
sonnet 25 - rich and noble people have joy in honour and wealth and so on but turns out having joy in being gay is way better than that - ‘Then happy I, that love and am beloved / Where I may not remove nor be removed.’
sonnet 26 - begins ‘Lord of my love’ and just gets gayer from there
sonnet 27 - for those nights when u can’t sleep for staying up pining and thinking about him
sonnet 41 - this one’s sad bc his boyfriend is Straying but also love btw a man and woman is explicitly directly made analogous to the love between the speaker and the addressee so like. stop no-homoing the sonnets
sonnet 53 - compare ur bf to both helen and adonis, no big deal
sonnet 57 - this love is the speaker’s WHOLE LIFE and he knows he’s a fool for his bf but he can’t help it
sonnet 61 - another too-gay-to-sleep one
sonnet 71 and sonnet 72 - don’t be sad for me when i’m dead, i’d rather be forgotten by you than have you be sad or be exposed to ridicule over your love for me - please read these ones they make me cry
sonnet 80 - RIVAL POET someone else is writing fancier poems about you!! now what!!
sonnet 87 - ‘Farewell! thou art too dear for my possessing,’ aka If You Love Someone Let Him Go (sad)
sonnet 91 - i’m not rich or noble but at least i’m not straight, mark two - ‘Thy love is better than high birth to me, / Richer than wealth, prouder than garments’ cost, / Of more delight than hawks or horses be; / And having thee, of all men’s pride I boast’
sonnet 93 - ‘So shall I live, supposing thou art true, / Like a deceived husband’ - just comparing yourself to his HUSBAND. bye
sonnet 108 - the reason he’s writing all these sonnets is to immortalise their love for antiquity - ‘So that eternal love in love’s fresh case / Weighs not the dust and injury of age’. also, ‘sweet boy’
I worship jegulus somno sooo bad. Yes ofc Regulus is waking up in the middle of the night and thinking about James' cock. Yes ofc he's going to hump it until they're both coming. Yes ofc he's going to suck James off while James is sleeping. Regulus is going to be woken up to the feeling of three fingers pressed inside of him and be told to go back to sleep. I looooooooove jegulus somno.
14yo Sirius: Do NOT EVER touch or even think about touching my little sister
14yo James: 😟 okay, I promise
17yo Regulus: I'm trans & a guy btw
18 yo James: LOOPHOLE !!!
james realizing that every boy also didnt have a crush on frank longbottom
jegulus ☹️☹️☹️
jegulus works because james was a pretty boy who happened to be weird and regulus was a weird boy who happened to be pretty
I don’t have anywhere to show this but… I did another redraw.
Yeah
I need James
I don’t have anywhere to show this but… I did another redraw.
Yeah
I need James
Regulus: I’m hosting dinner at my house. You’re all invited except a few
Marlene: Whoa that’s mean
Dorcas: Hold on babe this isn’t about us
Regulus. Anyways, here’s a list of people who aren’t invited
Regulus: Sirius, Remus, Barty, Lily, Dorcas, Evan, Pandora, Peter, Mary, and Marlene
Everyone:
James: I’M INVITED???
Pandora: You’re the only one invited
Barty: It’s a date, Potter. Be there.