He would say “kinda sus not to use rainbow tape on pride night dude. What are you fuckin gay?”
If someone comes out to him he’s going to say “oh, you’re sucking his dick in like, a gay way? Not a bro way?” And then he’d say “fuckin right man get that bussy”.
He tries to have a heart to heart with Rozanov once 7 beers in, after noticing that he very obviously fucks guys in the bathroom sometimes when he thinks he’s being subtle. And he’s like “…you know I jacked it to femboy porn once.” And Ilya who is also very drunk is like “👍” and he’s like “and I came too.” Then he goes home patting himself on the back for being an ally.