Oxymoronic Hypocrite

I'm here, what now??

[lalage]

my darling of the races

[ovur]

Anyone else notice the tumblr app being really glitchy

[relelvance]

[ovur]

You'll have to go somewhere else, little boy. This is no place for you.

[pigtailedgirl12]

New Ranma 1/2 merch illustrations! They’re all serving 🥰🥰🥰

[youtomb]

sorry, my mom said to unfollow you =/

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[handsmotif]

petco is pushing their employees to download a new social media app that’s like facebook but for the entire company so it like connects u to other workers all over the country

it’s like SUPPOSED to be like all work related stuff but I joined a shitposting group on there and an lgbt group and even got roped into joining a dnd campaign so I’ve just been relaxing laughing at very niche petco worker memes all night

[handsmotif]

this is my favorite

[maddys]

[phantomchick]

I love this for so many reasons.

[phantomchick]

#like firstly only Batman could find a way to blame himself for Harleen going mad / snapping  #I bet every time an arkham psychologist or a different kinda doctor loses it in gotham  #he’s like  #this wouldn’t have happened if I was leading the medical profession but oh well I have multiple companies to run and also batman   #not to mention his dad was a doctor  #I also love that Batman is a college drop out  #I also love that he’s not even pretending that harl isn’t irritating him  #There’s more  #I could go on  #but too many tags already

[rootbeergoddess]

Batman is the sass master

[pinkmisspiggy]

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

[pinkmisspiggy]

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

[pinkmisspiggy]

ok 2 many of u relate

[kaijuhearmenow]

Someone gave me a compliment and reached out and squeezed my hand and I fell in love and couldn’t speak for several minutes

[felesrubrum]

I was just gonna type this in the tags but I have to say this.

Growing up in North America is surreal.  Every tiny little blip of physical affection is deemed as sexual interest. Boys aren’t allowed to hug eachother because “that’s gay.” Girls can’t hold hands because “are they going out?” And GOD FORBID a female friend hugs a male friend.

Having lived in the Netherlands, and reading up about shit like this, Canadians and Americans are starving. 

I went to Japan for a school trip in 2012. I went to a highschool there. There were boys hugging, lounging on those blue gym floor mats, holding hands, trowing their arms around eachother. I was startled by how shocked I was.

This mentality of “if you’re touching you must have sexual interest in the other person” is so fucking disgusting. Hug your friends. Hold hands with them. Touch their hands when you want to reassure them.

[itsjustanamebro]

Unfortunately that is… Very true

[nerdadventcal]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

[lucianite]

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

[bizarrodf]

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

[antifamutant]

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

[theoriginalcrazyferelden]

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

[hesaidsidhesaid]

He W H A T

[kuradoodles]

Let’s have a Dick Grayson is being an awesome asshole compilation

[nightween]

Dick being direct and upfront to keep his team calm

(Titans Vol 1 #35)

Dick doing investigations behind his teammates’ back to overall ensure their safety

(Titans Vol 1 #38)

Dick being careful about revealing his identity, even to teammates, because it would expose Bruce and other Batfam members

(Titans Vol 1 #39)

Dick being a hard ass about getting Roy off drugs

(Titans Vol 2 #23)

Dick being a dirty fighter in general

(Titans Vol 2 #29)

(Batman #690)

(Batman #694)

Dick being prone to snapping at people when he’s under pressure

(NW Vol 2 #14)

Dick being rigid and unyielding about his moral code even if relationships suffer for it

(NW Vol 2 #28)

aka acceptable examples of Dick being a bit of a dick

[dankmemeuniversity]

[teaboot]

Okay, new rule: if you regularly consume the blood and flesh of a demigod in a room full of chanting elders you’re not allowed to call other religions primitive and evil

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

This is oddly specific and leaves some very interesting questions unanswered.

[ermingarden]

Catholicism sure does sound weird when you put it that way.

[theyoungestwhateleydaughter-dea]

…Catholics are reblogging this to complain-

that Jesus is not, in fact, a demigod, but rather fully divine and fully human.

The cannibalism is apparently non-controversial.

Good to know.

[iridescentoracle]

#the cannibalism is not only non-controversial but actively the most important part#thanks i love eating my god

[outofcontextarthur]

[bubblegum-pwussay]

I remember I told a few people I lost my v card at 18 and they really acted like that was old. I was soooo confused like when were yall having sex at 12?? No wonder adult virgins dont tell anyone their virgins cause people act like its unusual

[prettypharaoh]

I’ve come to conclusion that people who get mad about this are people who make sex a large part of their personality. “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WEREN’T FUCKING AS SOON AS YOU GOT YOUR PERIOD?” Idk son I had hobbies. I went outside. I created lewks on myscene then crushed the little spongebob collapse game. I was a child like

[callmebliss]

I waited until I was 18 on purpose.

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

[nerobot-eng-deactivated20150330]

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

[dragon-in-a-fez]

and here we have an artifact of the days when you could edit posts when you reblogged…now we are all Internet Archeologists

[drearyhours]

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

[drearyhours]

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

[arctic-hands]

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

[bandori-memes]