Yut

i don't care if i die, everything has sucked lately

[dankmemeuniversity]

[titaniumstark]

Me posting on tumblr:

[jamesscarstairs]

peeta mellark really was that bitch, pulling that “if it weren’t for the baby” line out of nowhere, oh he knew

[earlsgrey]

if peeta mellark was in the game of thrones universe, he would have won the throne in 2 seasons max

[mayfriend-archive]

#president snow aiming to kill them without making it a public spectacle #peeta; about to invent a pregnancy: oh haven’t you heard?

[creativefiend19]

Peeta whenever a mic is shoved under his nose

[transjinako]

I think we should remove the concept of deconstruction from literary analysis no one knows how to use it right 

[transjinako]

How about you deconstruct some pussy 

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[popularsizes]

[homomilitant-deactivated2019071]

if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George

[koizik-deleted-deactivated20241]

it’s optimus pride

[m-eltdown]

my phone: *rings* me: absolutely not

[ommanyte]

I want a pangolin Pokémon :(

[ommanyte]

[ommanyte]

[iamthesweeper]

i cant wait till she tries to figure out why pineco is a bug type

[ommanyte]

[tracobuttons]

This has got to be the funniest discourse I’ve seen on this hellsite

[eyesaremosaics]

Hu Sheguang Haute Couture 2014

[roboco-san]

my personal curse is the knowledge that I function best with rigid structure and strict routine but am almost totally incapable of independently establishing or maintaining that structure and routine

[siahatha]

it’s time we start oppressing ppl that use the word “hubby”

[acoolguy]

sorry but “Hubble Space Telescope” takes too long to say

[enigma-absolute]

@annabethisterrified you’re

w h a t

[annabethisterrified]

LOL yep that’s the day job! I started last year after graduating, working on the NASA side of things with the mission doing social media/outreach, so I’m going to do my obligatory HUBBY LINK DROP: insta, twitter, fb

[dexmathylphenidate]

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[dadbodbobby]

Who’s fucking carmelizing onions?

Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?

[fuckdamn]

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

[ditzyalpaca]

your man thinks putting caramel on onions is caramelizing them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weaver-z]

Me when my players are trying to guess the answer to a puzzle

[weaver-z]

The reading comprehension on this website……….

[st4lker-deactivated20200823]

i love stupid people more than anything ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[tchaikovskaya]

this is literally what it was like assisting at a preschool 💀

[auckie]

The addition of emojis like 🥰☺️💝 make these statements so much more potent

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[nussstrudel]

“All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not. Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020)

[doublepasse-writes]

I love this woman.

[parlezvousladybug]

Hannah Gadsby is the bomb

[coraliewhodraw]

I'm late to the party but here is my part

[catchymemes]

[westerncrib]

[tempestadd]

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]