Local non binary idiot

I'm Detective! I use they/them pronouns and I am very sad.

[detective-koolaid]

Intro post time!

Heya! Friends call me Detective of Koolaid! I draw things or OCs, make memes and crash into shit. I am ace non binary with they/them pronouns.

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Fandoms that I like are Your Turn To Die, Magica Madoka, OMORI, and more!

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Here's some blogs I run:

@achaosfilledworld I am mod Detective in this blog!

@detective-koolaid-draws my art blog!

@ask-the-corrupted my tboi askblog for tainted judas!

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DNI IF YOU SHIP INCEST, AGE GAPS, AND PEDOPHILIA.

These things make me really uncomfortable!

ALSO DNI ISLAMPHOBES, TERFS, RACISTS, HOMOPHOBES, MAPS, PORN BLOGS.

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That's probably it for me! Have fun on my blog!

[blujayonthewing]

So it occurred to me that ‘grawlix’ is sort of an obscure and specialized word, but what I didn’t know until I was googling around just now is that it was actually invented by cartoonist Mort Walker in his 1980 book The Lexicon of Comicana, in which he categorizes (and invents terminology for) all kinds of visual cues and shorthand commonly used in comics

In other news, this is now right up there with The Meaning of Liff as ‘books of made up words I desperately need to own”

[ancient-cats-unite]

Inspired by last ask, here's some Ancients in modern clothes!

Cactus would have some cute overalls, reflecting his childness. Also they get embroidered flowers as a plus. This is the only thing they wear out of the pot.

Courier would like comfy clothes to chill in. Of course he would own a hoodie with sweatpants. He would just throw someting on off duty.

Catarzan is a tricky one. Jeans with rips and a spunky vest to show off a rowdy side. His neon hair is tied up in an unbrushed ponytail.

Exorcist gets fancy clothes to represent a dark missionary. A trenchcoat, tie and hat makes Exorcist look intelligent and eerie.

That's just my two cents, let me know what you think!

[memeuplift]

@memeuplift

[aphysicallymanifestedbirdsin]

Okay, faith restored

[earhartsease]

Elon Musk Has Officially Lost $69 Billion This Year

The net worth of Tesla CEO Elon Musk has fallen by staggering amounts —  just over $69 billion year to date, according to Bloomberg's Billio

nice

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

nice

[kineticpenguin]

Nice

[shuttershocky-deactivated202512]

Nice

[aluminumapples]

nice

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[themythicalcodfish]

that’s the spirit

[traceytonight]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[ancient-cats-unite]

Catarzan! What's his hair care routine?

[ancient-cats-unite]

//A cat courier was running back after depositing his deliveries. Upon returning to his post, a suspicious black box was on the steps.//

"Another package?"

^ Courier Cat N101 is open for asks! ^

[the-tired-tenor]

So uh….some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

[adv3nturelust]

Give credit to the 30-year-old who did this shit for free and offers this remarkable thing for free!

[bookmark-extraordinaire]

Uuuuugh @bootleg-sara?

[bootleg-sara]

Oh shit it’s real, adding this to my list of pinned websites for future use

[mikarchive-deactivated20250714]

IT’S A NATIONAL HOLIDAY !!

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is an unspoken rule that if a little kid is hiding under a blanket or couch cushions, you are required to comment on how lumpy the blanket is and pretend to sit on it to try and “smooth it out.”

[tgmember]

Also, if you’re playing hide-and-seek with them, it is critical that you search every other possible (and impossible) hiding spot, all the while wondering out loud how they managed to disappear just like magic, before walking right past their hiding spot.

[the-catholic-geek]

And if a baby starts playing peekaboo you are required to act surprised when they show their face again

[pornhubstepmom-deactivated20191]

If a kid hands you a phone, you answer it

[a-trashcan-made-out-of-fandoms]

If a kid shoots you with a Nerf Gun you are supposed to Die a dramatic death and explain “ugh you shot me blaahh”

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

when you push a kid on the swings ya gotta do the woosh

[zetsubonna]

I literally just blocked about a dozen people on this post for being cranky about children.

Being a joyless shitbeast to kids isn’t cool. They’re kids. If you want to be Oscar the Grouch, that’s fine, but do it in a way they understand and explain it to them.

“I don’t want to play, I’m grumpy. Thank you, though, that was kind.”

It’s literally not hard. Kids are small people. Treat them with common fucking decency.

[willowworkswithwords-deactivate]

when you’re playing tag you gotta fake-run so they can catch you and then stomp after them in the most ridiculous way you can when you’re tagged

[dangerous-demon]

If there a baby and tiny and you gotta walk them some where you let them hold ur fingers for as long as they need, and smile at them when they are looking at and make a silly face

[jonnyardor]

Stop whatever you are doing and go towards the kids. Greetings with your hands or mouth full, greetings from across the room, without eye contact and without showing excitement to see that child are not enough. And when the child apporaches you and asks you anything, reply no less friendler than a friendly waiter/waitress or flight attendant. Make them feel heard and respected for voicing their opinions, make them feel seen and understood for replying to their utterances with earnest phrases that show that take them serious and validate their feelings.

[brink182-deactivated20120906]

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it. Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this. There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color. But, hey, at least it tastes good, right? High five, America!

[sensorydeprivationprincess]

oh my god

[lord-smaug-the-impenetrable-dea]

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[heritageposts]

date of origin: 2012

[breathdeepseekpeace]

A classic

[caldraws]

this just makes me wanna get some nuggets from mcdonalds for some reason

[mannequia]

the fact op thought they could even get away with that blatant misinformation in the first place when the graphic they used was the fucking Tubby Custard machine amuses me like.

Even if you didn’t know what Teletubbies was that thing does not at all look like something you’d find in a factory, it’s colorful and colors cost extra.

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

that’s because OP’s post is a joke

I feel weird that I’m been here long enough to remember the original context–OP is mocking this post:

the picture clearly looks like some sort of strawberry ice cream, so OP did a copypasta of the original text and replaced with picture with something even funnier.

Both posts went around a lot, but it’s funny that the second, mocking post is now being reposted like OP is some kind of idiot instead of a comedic genius

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

the original post is actually still here: https://early-onset-of-night-blog.tumblr.com/post/1206666159/say-hello-to-mechanically-separated-chicken-its and apparently the original OP is a satire blog, anyway. So nobody was serious in the whole exchange

Early Onset of Night

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the

[raven-reconciling]

Getting new context for this ancient meme in the year of our lord 2021 is giving me whiplash.

[gholateg]

Tumblr deep lore

[the-foley-knoll-horror]

Tumblr to the users that hate being advertised to:

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[alekswastaken]

Reblog and put in the tags which one you see

Where do you store your OC’s info chart made by this person

[periwinklemoonlight]

excellent customer service at the wilburger ranvan

[isoisanerd]

anyway im kindly asking anyone with thirty seconds to spare to sign this petition to veto the phillippine sim card + social media registration act. if passed this act will revoke filipinos of their digital freedom and anonymity and can lead to fines and/or six years of imprisonment if disobeyed. the bill is set to be signed on march 4th

[bugsinspace]

Friend! i see them as an old, like, OLD old toy that belonged to a kid that didnt need her anymore but blessed by the kindness they gave him they came to life and were like . ok . guess im here now . and then he became a cleric because she wanted to spread that kindness [DON’T LIKE IF YOU AREN’T GOING TO REBLOG]