Reader: I want to make love with you.
König: your insurance won't cover it.

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@detective-luna
Reader: I want to make love with you.
König: your insurance won't cover it.
HELL YEAH WE'RE HIS BUSINESS PARTNER!!!
Still cannot believe this
omg hiii !1!1!1! I saw your work for the first time about Perfect bargaining Jade and it was really silly and funny, the way you wrote it is omg— idk how to explain it but it’s really good !1!1!1
If so, since your requests are open. Can you do silver x reader ?1?1? AHHH— you don’t have do this of course, if so then I’ll really appreciate it…!!
For this one, erm… reader is trying to give hints to Silver who’s completely oblivious to it, and Lilia has to step in and help his oblivious son, maybe includes the animal too bc they love the sleepy knight 🤫🤫
Please also take care of yourself , author! Take as much time as you need :333
ngl, i saw this ask 5 minutes after it was sent and jumped for it— i am clearly in the mood for silver, and book 7 has me whipped so so bad AAAAA thank you for the lovely compliments! i hope i served this one well :)
in which the members of diasomnia bestow blessings upon the prefect who is desperately trying to convey feelings to an oblivious silver. PAIRINGS: silver x reader (ft. supportive diasomnia) WARNINGS: characters are depicted as 18+, suggestive content for the third blessing NOTES: i took a look at sleeping beauty for some inspiration. referencing the three gifts bestowed by the fairy godmothers, i thought it would be funny to cast our diasomnia members as wingmen for silver. i hope it's still just as enjoyable!
What was meant to be Lilia's business, eventually became Sebek's and Malleus's business too when the former beckoned them over to that small couch in the Diasomnia dorm. With your head buried into your hands, you hoped to conceal the light blush on your cheeks as you hoped to recant your most recent concern. Of course Lilia would ask the other two to come over, they were your friends too, after all. Luckily for you, your actual problem was likely asleep somewhere on the campus, far away from where you were now.
Lilia's lips were curled into a bat-like grin as he called your name. "What troubles you, my child?" He asks, as if he had forgotten about what you had told him the first time. Still burying your face in your hands, you resist the urge to whine in embarrassment. Sebek glares at you, arms crossed with such impatience. "Speak up, human! You should be grateful that Master Lilia and the Young Master have taken their time to graciously lend their aid in your concerns."
Snapping from your pitiful state, you bit back at Sebek with a weak glare of your own. "I like Silver, okay!" That definitely shuts the half-fae up when he freezes, taken aback by your sudden declaration. Malleus hums in amusement, smiling at your flustered expression. Lilia could only chuckle as he pats your back, sympathy evident in his smile. "There we go! That wasn't so hard, was it?"
You fall silent for a moment, giving Lilia a deadpanned stare.
"You knew the entire time, didn't you?"
"My child, do tell me who would go out of their way to spend time with Silver even with his sleeping conditions. You've spent almost an entire day with him while he was off in the land of dreams!"
Sebek chokes on air from the side, fingers gripping the edges of the couch to the point his face is beeting red. "You fancy Silver?!" You roll your eyes at his theatrics, drawing your attention to how peaceful Malleus appeared. The Briar Prince nods, his smiling growing with each thought processed through his mind. "I do think they make a very nice match. Wouldn't you say so, Lilia?"
"Indeed! The Prefect has been sweet to Silver, and such is the fruit of those affections." Lilia swooned, far too engrossed in his own joy to notice how you have slumped yourself over the couch. You let out a groan, shaking your head into hands. "I've been at it for weeks now, Lilia. There is never a right time to confess, and I can't even tell if he's interested back!"
A pair of gloved hands envelop yours, and Lilia pulls them down to flash his fangs into a grin. "Fret not, Prefect! There is a way to help Silver find some clarity in the matters of the heart!" He gushed excitedly, and it sends a shiver of concern down your spine. Surely, if Lilia's planning was just as eccentric as his cooking, something was bound to go wrong.
"Have you ever heard of the Great Three Patrons of True Love?" You furrow your brows at Lilia's question, shaking your head. "There's a Great Three Patrons of True Love?" You queried. Lilia throws his head back into laughter. "But of course! We have the Great Seven, but there are other legendary figures renown for blessing the world of romance." He sighs dreamily. Your face only further contorts into confusion, all the more puzzled by Lilia's scheming.
"How exactly are they going to help my feelings get through to Silver?"
"The Great Three Patrons? Not exactly,"
Lilia turns behind him, beckoning a hand in a gesturing motion. "Sebek! Malleus!" He enthused, mischief flashing behind his eyes. You could only gulp as Sebek prostrates himself, followed by Malleus's devilish smile.
"We have a job to do, boys!"
It is dusk when Sebek singlehandedly drags you to the woods behind the campus. You don't even get a response as he marches down the rock path, finally halting once you both stand at the boardwalk that stands before the mouth of a lagoon. "My gift shall be the gift of a romantic boat ride through a quiet stream!" You wince slightly at the volume of his tone, but the fish surrounding the area had seemingly swam away almost immediately at his booming voice.
"Sebek, are you sure this is gonna work?" You whispered, observing as the half-fae puffed up his chest with pride. "Of course! And we don't need to take your voice to make this plan work." You rub the back of your head, wondering where you have seen this scene before. "All you have to do, Prefect, is be yourself and let the ride take its course!" You stare at the boat, seemingly ignorant to the sound of clothes rustling beside you.
"Isn't this just a date?" You question, turning to Sebek for confirmation. Instead, your jaw drops with disbelief at the pile of clothes at your feet. Rather than his school uniform, the half-fae was dressed head-to-toe in scuba diving gear, followed by the wetsuit.
"Just a date? No, it is not just a date, Prefect." Sebek smirks at you, committed to his mission. "This shall be the most romantic venture of the decade!"
At the slight rustling of the grass coming from behind, Sebek immediately readies himself for a quick sprint. "Here he comes, Prefect! I will be lurking in the background for assistance!" Before you could even question the plan, he has scampered into a nearby bush with his clothes in tow. You barely get a moment to recompose yourself when you hear your name from a distance.
Turning around, your eyes land upon Silver who had paused at your side. He glances down at you with a gentle expression. "Prefect, you're here." He rubs the back of his head, tilting himself to the boat sitting in the water. "I was told that you needed to observe the wildlife here for an assignment from Professor Trein."
"I do?" Confusion contorts your expression, and you only grow more confused as you struggle to recall an assignment of sorts. Silver nods. "Yes. Sebek told me that he was supposed to help you across the lagoon, but he is currently occupied by his duties to Malleus." You take a quick look at the rustling bush below, only to give Silver an embarrassed smile. What kind of excuse is this, Sebek!?
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StopNCII.org is operated by the Revenge Porn Helpline which is part of SWGfL, a charity that believes that all should benefit from technolog
— "you are cursed by an aphrodisiac anomaly!! who do you call?"
cw: aphrodisiacs obvi!! this is just the intro chapter, so each character will get individual content warnings. MINORS DO NOT INTERACT.
“What can you hear, Leo?”
“Shut up, I’m trying to focus.”
“Urk...”
Somehow, your presence was enough to summon every ghoul in Darkwick. After an interdorm mission with a handful of ghouls, you had been hit by an unidentified anomaly before it was swiftly dispatched.
the day ritsu stops walking in front of / not dodging threats is the day pigs fly T0T why does he KEEP DOING THIS
Cause he is the real invisible
Reblog if you started worrying about your weight before you were fourteen.
Body dysmorphic disorder starter pack
What happens with each option!!!!
Ritsu babe please get the hit 😔
Tokyo debunker fandom I love ritsu so much
Fuck taiga and Romeo I want ritsu and his goddamn sexy back (not my back muscles kink speaking)
So in contributing to the new chapter I would like to say FUCK YOU TAIGA AND HYDE GIVE ME RITSU YOU ASSHOLES 😭 MY MAN IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED
If I ever made more they will be just ritsu appreciation ones fuck all the other ghouls except zenji and Yuri and jiro and Lyca the others can die
ESPECIALLY LEO
also the next chapter helloo?!
"Waves of love"
A 20 dollar Jin will be there bet
You know what the other ones are here since I am too lazy to make a master list
“I can fix him”
I don’t even wanna fix him, I just want him.
This sounded too good to be true, so I did a little bit of fact checking.
Mike Ilitch did in fact pay Rosa Parks' rent for years, but it wasn't because she was laid off. She needed a safer place to live after she was assaulted in her own home at the age of 81. He paid her rent from that point onward, for the rest of her life.
The more you know 🌈⭐
Those who knew Mike Ilitch, the Little Caesars founder and Detroit Tigers owner who died last Friday, have spent the past few days fondly re
When you fact check and it turns out even better than the original story.
every morning btw i go over to my keyboard and play L's theme just to start my day with him
⭒ㅤwhose (not) random kid
premise. crash landing from the future is apparently your kid, not that you know that anyway... in the form of a mixture between you, and your... supposed counterpart, clues are bound to pile up as to whose child this is.
parts. rosehearts, kingscholar, ashengrotto, al asim, schoenheit, shroud, draconia
cont. gender neutral reader, use of 'mada' which is just 'mama' and 'dada' cut in half for our resident shrimp (aka yuu), a yummy 5.8k words that I did not expect to get this long lol
note. I only have a rough outline of what's going to be included with the others parts after the names of the kids lol. I'll probably write leona's as usual after this but I can't promise I'll release one more part after his this month, the rest will probably come next month considering I'm bombarded sadge. paper defense, then final exams next month save me
also hello! my unnofficial: I'll try to post more
late edit: comment if you want to get tagged <3
riddle
when you slid a foot over the portal to heartslabyul there’s some sort of a strange–inexplicable air that surrounds it. usually the dimension is light to be in, unlike the tingling feelings of being in octavinelle or the eeriness of ignihyde. all dormitories had their own particular sensation that weighs on you depending on where you were.
you squinted, deciding to shrug it off. there was no way you had a sixth sense for feeling in the literal air!
Oh look, it’s campus-police officer Lt. John Pike who pepper-sprayed peaceful protesters at University of California Davis.
And UCD reportedly payed $175,000 for this image to not appear when you search it on google:
Darn shame if this circulated…
So you mean to tell me that just by reblogging this I’m ruining an organizations plan, wasting them money, and uncovering some shitbag humans awful behaviour?
T R I P L E K I L L
DEFINITELY don’t Lt. John Pike by the nickname “Sargeant Pepper”; I know he HATES that.
Well, well, well. You know what you have to do, right? @agentldiddy
Oh shit, I dropped my x-mutuals on this post about Sergeant Pepper. Oops :)
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Wouldn’t it be a shame if… my finger slipped on the reblog button
damn better not….tag some famous people
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Sure would be a shame for…Sergeant pepper to get a lot of coverage
@amongussexgif (/nf)
oh noooooo… how could this have happened…
Oopsie
Oh no my finger hit reblog what a shame however will we deal with this
I didn’t mean to reblog this /sarcasm
Also @list-of-lists-of-ominous-threats threatsverse assemble
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refer to threatsverse discord #polls to be removed from this list
GET DA BISH.
sic em
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You know what to do soldiers.
Reeeeeeaal shame I hit that button
If I reblogged this, it sure would be a shame, wouldn’t it? Oopsie! My hand slipped!
Yeah okay, I’ll reblog that!
@real-british-empire
It’d be a shame… if someone stole this post. From america.
oh it’d be just a downright SHAME if i were to reblog this
> Beep Boop!! [^_^]
> Oh no!! I accidentally tagged a bunch of silly bots!! [>o<]
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why it’d just be a shame if this were spread further wouldn’t it
oopsie, misclicked. Tee hee
Reminder: The guy’s name is Lieutenant John Pike, in case you missed it above
oh no it would be sooo bad if I accidentally summoned my mutuals
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@literallylink–who-tf-is-ravioli
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@chaos-triangle (hey star mind summoning literally everyone-)
On it!
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Screw the police
Free palestine
Peace 4 Ukraine
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@ my moots
Thank ya for summoning me yet again to this post!
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anyone else that I forgot this time an’ last time! There’re a lotta ya!
It would be TEEERRRRRIIIBLEEEEE if I rebloged this
ring ring ring ring ring
i am summoning haiku
bot ring ring ring ring
hm yes a real shame if this got reblogged
oh noo, how unfortunate:( I accidentally hit reblog !
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oh noo D: I tagged my mutuals!!! what a terrible mistake..
well, wouldn’t it be a shame if my mutuals tagged their mutuals… that’d be such a shame…..
oh shit i definitely didnt mean to reblog this and tag my mutuals oh no what a shame
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Woah mama fuck that guy
“teenage Dazai this” “teenage Chuuya that”
WHAT ABOUT TEENAGE FUKUZAWA
I know where Ranpo gets it from.
Watched the DMC anime and had a lot of fun with it! Thought it would be amusing to draw a pic with these two together since they are so similar XD And share the same English VA too!