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Sade Olutola
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styofa doing anything
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shark vs the universe
Show & Tell

Origami Around
sheepfilms

titsay
Cosimo Galluzzi
DEAR READER

@theartofmadeline
noise dept.
cherry valley forever
NASA

tannertan36
occasionally subtle
taylor price
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@deveryn
ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about
creepypasta title: red curtains
me: what does that even mean, Im so bored *immediately scrolls past*
creepypasta title: every house on my block got a new antenna last night
me, immediately riveted, needs to know what happened or else I will die: oh my god who put them there what are they doing where did they come from wh
DOES THIS NOT STRIKE INSTANT CURIOSITY INTO YOUR HEART
why don’t you capchalogue a better attitude and allocate a better personality to your strife specibus
wow, way to assume I have any grist for that
you, you get it
area 51 memes anyone
one of my favorite childhood movies! (though i’ve been told it hasn’t aged well)
Next in line on the pajamastuck list is the Bard! Yall already got shafted with the codpiece so for pjstuck you get comfy and fun pajama bottoms and a complimentary pillow!
Free to use for your own characters, just credit me as the designer! ;3
(note: the light pj bottoms have scrolling random text, what i wrote is just filler)
Why Dave Wasn't The Space Player
(he shouldnt have been the void player either)
(being a life player would be just as bad)
I’ve only seen screenshots of this legendary post
It’s nice to see it for real
This doesn’t sound like it was composed by a human
That’s ‘cause it was composed by the spider wizard
why are people even questioning obesity in america
why is your tea liquidised?
….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?
ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.
like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?
No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold
WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???
HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?
so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years
England, you stole tea from China. You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+. Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.
[skeletons ooh-ing]
Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.
#INTO THE HARBOR
Englad doesn’t own anything
except that time we owned most of the world
If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.
I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO BOTTLED TEA IN ENGLAND
In Asia you can get it in cans and bottles
Do you know how rare it is for me to see this post resurface on my dash?
Also, you can get it in bottles and cans at the local Asian market here.
Still dying.
@mrdevorak
(OOC OKAY I KNOW THIS ISN’T THE USUAL STUFF I POST BUT MY BRITISH ASS WAS GIGGLING FOR FIVE MINUTES (resulting in an asthma attack but oh well) AND I NEEDED TO SHARE IT)
Yeah we got tea from China but may I remind you we took over Hong Kong and dealt them drugs to get it because we liked tea that much.
that makes it worse
cavecrystal assggkllhgl thats not the argument you thought it was
now, we put balls in tea
“you fools….. you’re supposed to say occupied.”
I think there was something sort of profoundly beautiful about the Wii.
I don’t know why, but especially with the built-in channels there was something about the presentation and the music that really feels so much different from any other console. I think it’s because it’s the first console that tried to be something a little more than just a gaming device, and the ephemeral feeling that came with trying to blaze a trail while still maintaining an air of “we know exactly what we’re doing and are fully confident in these ideas”.
Looking back on it is like a fully realized glimpse into a reality congruent but slightly skewed to our own. The place on our respective timelines was right after the intersection where the two lines fully separated from each other, but only barely.
this reply made me feel something.
A post about the emotional resonances of the Nintendo wii is something that can actually be so personal
PS1 graphics
human kids and all trolls
@turing-tested came into my house, licked the back of my hand and when I asked what he was doing he said he was checking my vibes
ok so there’s a game me and my friends play called “don’t get me started” and basically someone gives another person a random topic and they have to go on an angry rant about it and it’s the best thing that’s ever happened to us at parties and car rides so I highly recommend playing sometimes with your friends
I love this idea. We used to do things like this in Improv.
Related game: “THINK ABOUT IT.” You’re given a random topic, and your job is to build it into an epic conspiracy theory, the crazier the better. You end your rant with a serious face and the command that your listeners “Think about it.”
Another related game: Illuninati. Similar to Think About It except you are given 2 completely different topics and you have to connect them to each other in a wild conspiracy rant
Rb to safe an awkward hang out
me and my friends play “World’s Greatest Expert” where one of the other players says “Hey, I heard you’re the world’s greatest expert on ____” and you have to give an in depth (and probably completely false) lecture about the thing you’re the greatest expert on. Other players are allowed to ask you questions.