Things I Don't Hate

30/m/NYC. Friend. Lover. INTJ. Therapist. Cat dad. Messy eater. Meme farmer.

[k-wame]

[despazito]

His little pony...

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[uncahier]

[howl224tgeundying]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[angstbotfic]

yes and

and 

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[rebel13lion39]

[bloody-monstrous-wolf]

[hankhillsupremacist-deactivated]

[genibibiou]

DO NOT UNMUTE IF YOU EASILY GET MUSIC LOCKED INTO YOUR MEMORY

I fear, genuinely, for the day far into the future when I'm in court at a crucial moment and this suddenly blasts full volume in my mind.

[weaselle]

[catchymemes]

[sic-s3mper-tyrannis]

[geminiagentgreen]

[dragonprincessmew]

[manpackage]

Girl what do you MEAN?

[penis-siz3-average]

[memewhore]

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[fuckblast]

*checks urban legend notes* Victor Hugo was closer to God than any of us?

[gayweeddaddy69]

idk man I've read Les Miserables, I think it's fair to say that his empathy and compassion for the sex worker is not merely transactional. I don't think there's a contradiction there, and I don't think the prostitutes of Paris were mourning just for their best client. I think he saw worthy and valuable people everywhere, and people felt that.

[gayweeddaddy69]

also yeah dude fucked like a rat on bath salts

[ghost-cassette]

Just like Jesus

[javarisx-fightingthosedemons]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[catchymemes]

[libro-de-libra]

[thelesbiancitizen-deactivated20]

In bonobo societies, all bonobos frequently engage in sexual contact with other members of the community, regardless of sex. Female bonobos in particular are quite promiscuous with both fellow females and males; thus, bonobo society is matrilineal or matrifocal. Since the patriline of each member is unknown due to female bonobos having many sexual partners, the female bonobos take communal care of their collective young, and the male bonobos take on other community-care roles instead. It is theorized that this leads to lower levels of violent conflict, as opposed to chimpanzee, human, and other primate societies that are patriarchal, since male members of these societies must find ways to identify their offspring which inevitably leads to violent, controlling behavior toward female members as well as violence & competitive behavior toward other males who may pose a threat to their social statuses. Bonobo societies are extremely peaceful in comparison to other primate societies.

The feature musical film Mamma Mia! (2008), directed by Phyllida Lloyd, shows an example of what a matrifocal society, resembling the structure of bonobo society, could look like for humans; where several females care for a child whose exact paternity is unknown, and instead of violence resort to prosocial behavior (joyfully singing and dancing) in order to resolve conflict. In this essay I will attempt to

[fwizard]