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still living with my parents as an adult is just like. i'm grateful to not have to pay for groceries. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to have a roof over my head and not have to pay rent. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful to not have to worry about sending out endless job applications that all lead to nowhere. i have to get out of here. i'm grateful i'm grateful i'm so fucking grateful. i have to get out of here
reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful
This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it
one time for the 16 oscar noms
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Oohoo, the consequences of your actions >:)
Saw a kiss meter thread for vsmp and just had to make one for Owen, my silly blorbo who has never done anything wrong ever how dare you
Anyway- let’s see how this goes! (also potential bonus content if people seem to like this)
If we get to 6,000 likes on the kiss meter post, I’ll draw vsmp Legs and Owen making out, sloppy style, all tongue.
WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKES WHY CAN'T I JUST REBLOG IT THREE THOUSAND TIMES.
It has been amended to notes, which reblogs count towards lol
So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.
Stay with me.
We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.
I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.
It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.
(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)
Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.
My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.
When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.
We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.
Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.
The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.
I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.
Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE–”
Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.
But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.
The rules of Gay Pirate Plate are simple by the way.
The plate must be clearly and openly displayed in a place of great prominence whenever it is in your possession. When it is not in your possession, the display piece must remain in place. This is where you would put your gay pirate plate, IF YOU HAD ONE.
No active steps may be taken to prevent the theft of the Gay Pirate Plate. That goes against the spirit of the game, as does attempting to hide it.
The plate MUST be stolen and cannot be gifted or removed with permission. Should you witness attempted theft of the Gay Pirate Plate you are required to intervene and return it to its place.
Every time your sibling successfully absconds with the Gay Pirate Plate, you must respond with indignant fury, as if you have not also repeatedly and blatantly stolen the Gay Pirate Plate.
WOE
PLATE BE UPON YE
STATUS UPDATE
I texted this image to my family at around 2am their time last night and woke up to appropriately indignant messages about theft, betrayal, etc.
nothing could have prepared me for how gay the gay pirate plate was
2026 new year’s resolution/last full moon of the year wishes
came up on discord how soft horse lips are. get squishied idiot
tragedy perverts when the character paves the path to their own destruction
I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more
Katara: wow so this is Omashu
Aang: back in my day it was called weed city
Sokka: I’m… pretty sure it wasn’t
Aang: that’s what the fire nation wants you to think
Bumi, the second they arrive: welcome to weed city
Sokka: what the fuck
Imagine them getting stuck in Ba Sing Se and Aang just being like, “I wonder if the sandal pit is still here.”
And everyone’s like, “The what?”
And he’s all, “The sandal pit. It’s where I buried all the sandals of people who were mean to me and my friends.”
Cut to the gaang walking around town, and Aang’s muttering about it being around here somewhere, when suddenly Toph stops and says, “There’s a big pile of sandals about fifty feet below that cobbler’s house,” and Sokka loses his mind.
This raises the question of whether Aang is telling the truth or if Toph and Bumi just happen to have the same sense of humor as him.
May I offer a third option into the mix:
It’s just sheer coincidence but it sends Aang hog fuckin’ wild
in the fire nation:
aang: i wonder if they still have the national fire burping competition?
sokka: okay now that’s definitely fake
after the war
zuko: you guys can’t go home you’ll miss the national fire burping competition!
sokka: you’re lying, you’re definitely lying
iroh: i won seven years in a row, until those cowards banned me
Weed city was a joke Aang and Bumi had way back when and Bumi kept it going
Regardless of whether or not Aang was telling the truth about the sandal pit, Toph saw an opportunity and ran with it
the fire burping competition is 100% percent real and Iroh won again that year
happy Thursday the 20th
I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?
next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th
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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years
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Is anyone else mildly unsettled by the implication that this is going to be the last Thursday the 20th
Don’t worry, here’s the next 5 Years of Thursday the 20ths!
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and THREE thurday the 20ths in 2025 with:
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I got us covered for the next 10 years!
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I gotta say, TMagP is really making me appreciate the built-in infrastructure that the Institute provided for the Archives. What do you MEAN, you don't have an Artefact Storage?? The only other department supporting your work, the one that went out and Responded to things, so you could just do paperwork, got disbanded YEARS ago?? You don't have a boss to give you a measly inch of support as far as a job description??
I thought the Archives were flying blind, but good lord. Magnus ran a much tighter ship than I gave him credit for. At least when people died at work, everyone knew when and why it happened.
Also, let's be clear: when Jon got promoted (very specifically because he couldn't do the job well), he KNEW he was unqualified and made himself a support system of his two best friends, including the one person who should have been promoted. When Gwen got shady BLACKMAIL from her EVIL WORK COMPUTER, she said, "Great! Let's commit a crime to get my boss's job that I don't know or understand!" One of these people is significantly more rational about their expectations for their work, and it's UNBELIEVABLE that it's Jon.
weird existential question:
you ever think about the ways in which humankind is connected across the millennia? The types of human experiences that trancend time and space?
Like there was probably a little boy in Mesapotamia waiting for his mother to end her conversation with an old friend so they could finally go home from the market.
A Kushite teenage girl probably got caught sneaking out with her friends one time.
A man in feudal Japan probably tripped on air and tried to play it off like it was normal.
No matter how much humanity changes, it's always been the same. And I think that's pretty cool.
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I... thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...
Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.
Worker 100100: What's with the mask?
Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭
Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.
It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.
I love definitely having bones!! They totally support me so that I can stand and move! Thank you, my very existent bones!!
gonna have to call cap on this one, i have NEVER met a real human who enjoys having bones
Are you sure? I've met some very real humans who enjoy having bones!! I am a very real human!!
Let's let the people decide!!
Are you a real human, and do you enjoy having bones?
I'm a real human and enjoy having bones!
I'm a real human and I don't have any strong feelings about having bones!
I'm a real human and I don't enjoy having bones!
I'm not a real human and I enjy having bones!
I'm not a real human and I don't have any strong feelings about having bones!
I'm not a real human and I don't enjoy having bones!
I'm not a real human and I don't have bones!
I am tagging some of my friends for reach!! @an-alien-offical @no-one-offical @gaslight-offical @a-therapist-offical @tophat-offical @houseplant-offical @bananabunnyboi-offical @james-offical @jared-offical @for-sure-not-a-llama
I'm a concept, I don't need bones
That seems fair!
As a real human, I HATE HAVING BONES. What do you mean i have hard wet white sticks inside of my skin that can be shattered at any given moment. AND WHY ARE THE TEETH BONES SO HIGH MAINTENANCE. they’re so fucking spoiled…always begging to be taken care of but all the other bones don’t give a fuck what I do as long as none of them are broken… unfair lwk……..
I can see where you're coming from, so while I don't agree with your opinion, I do understand it! You may be right about teeth, though! I don't understand why they need so much special care compared to my other bones.
I like having bones, although I don't think my bones like having me very much. :(
Ripley’s Honestly Georgie This One Seems Pretty Far-Fetched
i really hope im right about teddy's job being something related to the response department bc not only does it mean im Right (yippee)
but it also means that Teddy might be the one to provide the sort of on the ground perspective for what's going on.
i really want him to come back i miss him
