Curiously Creative Cryptid

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[unholy-renee]

i just want to see connor and ralph bust a move

[dewdropsonpinecones]

This is all I saw and I am so sorry

[dewdropsonpinecones]

I was watching one of those *totally not clickbait* "facts" videos and this one KILLED me because I paused it right here💀

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[dewdropsonpinecones]

I'd like to add this email I sent my English professor yesterday with a 100⁰ fever and a headache.

[frolloandthefireplace]

[dewdropsonpinecones]

[axelovin]

babe wake up new tumblr holiday dropped

[dewdropsonpinecones]

[nevereacheaven]

HERE COMES DIANA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

[mindofthemage]

[dewdropsonpinecones]

I went ahead and did the honors

[wilbyssoot]

I’m speechless

[dewdropsonpinecones]

[junerouclere]

oh to be at an irish pub right now

[dewdropsonpinecones]

SLÁINTE!!!

[dewdropsonpinecones]

[thelilnan]

[dewdropsonpinecones]

If I may:

[dewdropsonpinecones]

[dewdropsonpinecones]

Sex in a straight relationship is a lot like a bus where 2 people battle to the death inside.

Two people enter it, only one of them gets off. [Cue laughter]

[tsarina-anadyomene-deactivated2]

[dewdropsonpinecones]

*crab rave but with Irish fiddles*

[vitrified-vitriol-deactivated20]

Every reblog removes one HP from the queen

[un-unpopular]

i cant wait until she actually dies and everyone freaks out saying the final reblog did the last hit

[zooophagous]

This is so fun its just like Jenga

[techno-trashcan]

[cryptotheism]

"Coming to you live from the banks of the river Styx, we have received reports that Princess Diana has received special permission from heaven for an excursion and --yes there she is now-- she appears to be waiting on the dock before the ferry, and holding what looks to be a baseball bat in her hands."

[dewdropsonpinecones]

Diana: