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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
One Nice Bug Per Day
noise dept.
art blog(derogatory)
Product Placement
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Xuebing Du
Noah Kahan
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@theartofmadeline
Not today Justin
bliss lane
Claire Keane
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
The Bowery Presents
EXPECTATIONS
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@dexisans
your first column of emojis describes your personality! what’s yours?
👌🍑😢🙏
Oh no, why...
😂🥰😭😋😍sounds about right
😍😎💜😝
Yeah
🤝✨👁👉👇
♥😃🏢😪
wtf does this even mean
♥️💙💔💜😠
I-
huh-
🥺❤👌💕😉 XD hmmm
🤪🤡😳😩🙄
Yup…
😩😭💜💕🤬
Ahah relatable.
😭👁🤣🥺✊🏻
Wtf-
😳🤤😊🥵😘
...
💚🤩🐬💛💜😚🖋👏🤸♀️
That's a LOT of hearts XD but otherwise, YES
🐀🖕🌈💞💜
You know what? Yeah
🔫😶💟🍆🗡
I- yah
✌🤙😫🔪
Being in a tiny fandom is always being stuck between “I wish more people knew about this thing” and “I know exactly what problematic elements of the story and annoying discourse topics are going to consume the fandom if more people find out about this thing”
[ID: a disturbed-looking emoji clutching at its forehead with wide eyes.]
This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨❤️👨.
The execution is like slam poetry but the content is clearly a shitpost and that’s def the most powerful combination I’ve encountered in a while
what’s the mood… for april?
artist: 이짜님
Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me
Oh my loooord
The Reviews™ are in
I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.
a bandaid to mend you and your blogs boo boos
Thank you…
you’re welcome! give me your credit card number
girls be like *he is my comfort character* and then bam its the most emotionally traumatised ficitonal man you’ve ever seen
so my super religious and republican family member finally unfriended me on fb and i was trying to figure out which post really put her over the edge and i think i figured out which one it might be...
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Where is the problem ?
Wait what do you mean philza goes to gay bars??
kaldfj ok so during his stream today phil said that sometimes he and his friends would be out drinking really late and they’d go to a gay bar because they were the only ones open. which is fair ig? but im currently losing it because straight people in gay bars are usually either:
a. token cishet going out with their gay friends (fine)
b. annoying straight girl who hates lesbians and “just wants to get away from the guys” (not fine)
c. philza minecraft??? (what)
stop everything, this is bitty doing research for his thesis
there's more lmao, unhinged bitty energy
I showed this tiktok to my grandma to make her laugh, but now she's all excited and actually wants to make a chocolate potato cake. We're gonna do it.
I'll keep everyone posted.
It's happening, folks!
Looks good, but we're not done yet!
Our sweet, sweet child needs to cool before we add the finishing touches!
My creation is complete!
After dinner, we'll give it a taste test!
I wonder how it'll taste.
Oh...
My...
God.
It's incredible!
This stupid cake, made with potatoes ... is delicious! It's so sweet, moist, and decadent, just like a brownie! And I don't even like chocolate!
The recipe from the tiktok was pretty much impossible to find. I looked high and low, but everyone posted recipes that I KNOW he didn't use because the ingredients and methods were different. After some searching, my grandma and I came up with our own recipe.
For the Cake:
1 cup mashed potato
2 cups sour cream
1 3/4 cup flour
1 3/4 cup sugar
3/4 unsweetened cocoa powder
1/2 cup softened butter
2 eggs
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp vanilla
Pinch of salt
For the Drizzle:
4 oz semi-sweet chocolate (melted)
1/2 sugar
3 tbsp corn syrup
2 tbsp water
A lot of recipes called for a mixer or a processor, but my grandma and I wanted to make an every-man kind of recipe, since we know not everyone has those things. Plus they're heavy and a pain to clean anyway, so bowls it is!
Instructions:
1. Peel and boil the potato, then mash it. Set aside to cool. Go to the bathroom, do your homework, then come back. That should be enough time.
2. Set oven to 350°F.
3. Cream butter. This means putting the sugar and butter into a bowl and mashing it together with a fork until it's thoroughly mixed.
3. Put everything else in the same bowl, including the mashed potato. Mix and stir well. Work those muscles!
4. Grease a pan (doesn't matter what kind you use) and spatula batter into pan. Even out if necessary.
5. Bake in over for 40 minutes.
6. Test cake with pick. If nothing sticks, it's finished. If batter does stick to pick, let it bake a bit longer but make sure it doesn't burn. Remove and set aside to cool.
For the Drizzle:
1. Cut chocolate into tiny squares.
2. In a small pot, mix sugar, corn syrup, and water.
3. On medium heat, wait for mixture to sizzle and stir it. Do NOT let it boil.
4. Remove from element and add chocolate.
5. Wait for squares to melt, then mix.
6. Drizzle or pour over cake.
Enjoy!
1) thank you so much for the recipe
2) HOLY SHIT THAT'S WHAT HE REMINDED ME OF. Slap a southern drawl on that twink and you've got "2 weeks until my fucking thesis is due!!!!" Bitty in the BAG.
bingus drawing
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this is the best bingus ever thank u so much. so so much.
Reblog if you like
These guys
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AND WE CERTAINLY CANT FORGET…..
This
If you reblog you have passed the test of being a hardcore tumblr person :3
date of origin: 2012
4. If the car pulls up to you run in the opposite direction.
5. Walk with your keys in your hands and keep a key between each finger
6. If they put you in the trunk kick out the headlights
7. If you get lost find a woman with a child. Never ask a man for help (this one was drilled)
That scream fire piece of advice is literally life saving
8. Watch your shadows and reflections, especially if someone is walking behind you. A split second notice is better than none and will help you.
Yes this last one really saves lives y'all I do it all the time
girls have to learn to view the world like international intelligence agents just to be safe walking down the street. smh.
guys pls pls pls reblog and girls pls pls pls be safe out there. terrifying and so sad that we have to worry about this on a daily basis
(I’m an enby, but, frankly, this is helpful for anyone.)
- always tell someone where youre at and an approx time when youll be back
Add text replacement words in your phone if possible. Something short and memorable that you can send quickly to people in moments of emergencies.
E.g.
I f ing hate that we need to reblog this, people suck, but this will save lives.
DO NOT SCROLL PAST
Being female fucking sucks but yes this shit is important for everyone
Also, do not walk close to walls. It will be easier for someone so walk past you and push you against it or corner you.
If your gut is telling you to cross the street or change your path, do it. Don’t risk it. Your body knows.
If you can, buy a large umbrella and walk holding it. Studies say that predators are less likely to attempt an attack on someone that could fight back. Keys around your knuckles is fine but you’ll need to get very close to do damage. Umbrellas are more precise.
Avoid wearing headphones if you are alone on an empty street. Look aware.
Again: Stay. Away. From. Walls.
Entering an uber alone? Call your father (or anyone you trust) and say “hey dad! Yep, I’m almost there, I’m sending you the route.” outloud. Then proceed to send them the route so they can follow the uber drive. This will most likely intimidate the predator.
If you see someone in an uncomfortable or possibly dangerous situation, walk up to them and say “Betty, oh my god, I haven’t seen you in so long!”. If she gets slightly confused, you can whisper and let her know you’re trying to help and that she should follow along. Walk together to another station or away from where you are. The man will most likely not follow. I have done this one 2 times and can be very helpful.
If you are unsure she needs help, you can pass her a note saying something like “hey, I noticed this man beside you is making you uncomfortable. If you’d like help, fake a sneeze right now and I will come up to you and pretend we are friends.” This is a long note, but its an example. Be discrete. If she follows along, proceed with the previous tip. This is helpful when you’re in a crowded train and you notice harassment.
Help your sisters. Trust them. Trust yourself. Be safe.
If you ever feel unsafe or need help, anyone is welcome to run upto me and ask me for help! I’ll go all mama bear and keep you safe!!!
https://docs.google.com/document/d/166g6Vo8Fb9H3FIZF2H6faEBHtFQSf7nVn_QxcJ9NMi0/edit?usp=sharing
I made this google doc covering 14 different self defense tips and tricks. it was made on January 15th, 2020 so it was before I decided I’d come back to tumblr jhjshdbjfh.
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I REBLOG BECAUSE THIS IS SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!!
Weird peeve time. Calling lab grown gemstones "fake" is stupid because it's the same shit just not formed naturally. An artificially grown diamond is the same shit as a natural diamond it is the exact same material bro it's all fuckign carbon
It's carbon it's pretty and it didn't involve slave labor what's not to love??? Hi I'm having geology opinions tonight apparently. And I'm right
There is so much bullshit in the diamonds industry to be mad about tbh. It also ties into the bullshit of the wedding industry as a whole but we don't have the time to unpack all that
not even going to lie, the day i learned i could get like 15 lab grown rubies the size of dimes for $20 is the day i spent $20 on rubies, and i have never once said to myself "man, i wish this cost $1,600 and the lives of eight children to produce"
We are a pro-lab-grown mineral blog here, not only is it massively cheaper but massively more ethical as well in many cases.
a few days ago i woke up thinking: snails are cute, but what if they had legs?
so i made this, and i was like "aww yeahhh such a funny animal"
and then a second image popped up in my head
what if they acted like dogs?
YEAAAAHHHHH HAPPY PUPPY SNAIL
Philza Mínecraft? No. Philza Mothman.
Techno "Blood God" Blade sees this at the foot of his bed one night and his soul nearly leaves his body before Philza politely asks him where he keeps his extra blankets.
