I put the crab in gsoslghcrabslfhsk

wow I kinda died.....and absolutely came back wrong mostly just reblogs cuz my popular on tumblr era died in 2023 :(

[catchymemes]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

ITS FUCKING DECEMBER WHAT

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

wait no

[citysootyowl]

you tricked me for a second which really speaks for how much meaning time has lost

[uhdefnotme]

OH I FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS FOR DECEMBER

What do you MEAN it’s December

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Oh my gods what the f***

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

ITS DECEMBER 1ST BITCHES DO YOU BITCHES KNOW WHAT THIS BITCHING MEANS? ITS BITCHMASS TIME THE BITCHEST TIME OF THE MOTHER BITCHING YEAR

[fandomcrazy]

@midnightstorm-underthe-moon you say bitch a lot. And for some reason it feels familiar.

Also wTF?!? HOW?!??

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

…me when I get a notification for a tag I got back in 2020 in the ripe age of April 2026???

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

No seriously

[catchymemes]

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

ITS FUCKING DECEMBER WHAT

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

wait no

[citysootyowl]

you tricked me for a second which really speaks for how much meaning time has lost

[uhdefnotme]

OH I FORGOT I SCHEDULED THIS FOR DECEMBER

What do you MEAN it’s December

[witchcraft-in-wonderland]

Oh my gods what the f***

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

ITS DECEMBER 1ST BITCHES DO YOU BITCHES KNOW WHAT THIS BITCHING MEANS? ITS BITCHMASS TIME THE BITCHEST TIME OF THE MOTHER BITCHING YEAR

[fandomcrazy]

@midnightstorm-underthe-moon you say bitch a lot. And for some reason it feels familiar.

Also wTF?!? HOW?!??

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

...me when I get a notification for a tag I got back in 2020 in the ripe age of April 2026???

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

I just brought up something that was upsetting me to my boyfriend directly without beating around the bush

Parker 1 Fear of being a burden 0

[what-even-is-thiss]

I told my dad about the hetero Jessica post and he thinks that it’s hilarious

[what-even-is-thiss]

We were joking about me coming up with a fake fiancée I can use to get out of awkward situations and I said oh she should be named Jessica and explained why and he thought that was hilarious

[cownose-studios]

Chapter 1

start next

[himejoshi-doll]

[incognitopolls]

What's the "lowest" relationship level at which you would have sex with a person? Select the first option that applies to you.

I would have sex with a stranger

I would have sex with an acquaintance

I would have sex with someone whose company I enjoy

I'd have sex with someone I can see being with long-term (romantically or not)

I'd have sex after becoming long-term partners/being together long-term

I would have sex with a spouse

I MIGHT have sex with a spouse

I would NOT have sex with anyone

I have a different specific threshold that isn't listed here

I don't know

Voting ended onNov 19, 2025

We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

I want a cute soft and just like touchy relationship but the moment I get into one my brain goes "...no. ew. Go away" like???? Wtf brain? Why you gotta do me dirty like that??

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

Like idk maybe it was thw person I dated but like...I was fine with PDA until we started dating? And the current crush*?* I have and I are super affectionate with eachother, just like me and the person I dated before we got together?

Idk whats going on its confusing me sm bc like the idea of it is like super appealing and shit but I ick once it happens??

Does anyone else deal with this or am I just weird as hell?????

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

THEY. WERE. BAD. RELATIONSHIPS.

Smh baby me

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

2019 was 3.5 years ago

I'm closer to being 18 than 2019

2015 was 7 years ago.

People born in 2007 are 3 years away from being adults

In a year I can learn how to drive

In 4 years I'll be legally able to drink

My ex best friends brother isn't in 5th grade. He graduated highschool this year.

I met my best friend 8 months ago, not 2.

Im starting grade 10 this next year.

Im so close to moving away and being myself. Only 3 years. 1095 days. 3 years.

I'm almost an adult. My childhood has been over for 3 years. I don't want to be an adult. Im 3 years away from being one.

Time went by so quickly. It still feels like it's November 2021.

2020 was 2.5 years ago. Not last year..

Where did the time go?

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

Like really though

Kinda having an existential crisis bc time has gone by so quickly.

2015 was 7 years ago. I was 7.

I feel so old yet so young. I am almost an adult and im not ready to leave my childhood behind..but I also haven't had a childhood since I was 12. Im so old yet so young.

Maybe that's why I act so immature with my friends...maybe it's why people think im older than I am. Emily thought I was 16 going on 17,,, not 14 going on 15 when we met because I was so mature.

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

....LMAO

Yeah no I was just a baby and in reality I still am but for shits and giggles

2019 was almost 7 years ago

Im literally 18

2015 was 10 (atp 11 but I digress)

Unless you're birthday hasn't happend yet were all adults (kinda)

Ive been driving for 2 and a half years

Not legal yet but I be drinking

He gon been in uni

We dont talk at all anymore like at *all*

Im a first year in uni

Jesus christ I was a depressed 15 year old

Idk what to tell u man

Try 6

Time is always moving and at a standstill

[midnightstorm-underthe-moon]

Why do feet be colder when youre sleeping than when youre awake?? Like its the same temp in here but I was freezing while asleep but now that im fully awake my body temp reads it as fine

[duranarchy-in-the-uk-deactivate]

I just couldn’t not use this blessed image. I wish I was that towel.

[the-haiku-bot]

I just couldn’t not

use this blessed image. I wish

I was that towel.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[justvea18]

Look at my generals brah ladies the war

[pukicho]

Visit Original Link

Soundcloud link

[beansandsausages32]

No one expects someone this silly to be a god.

[pukicho]

OUT ON ALL PLACES!! INCLUDING BANDCAMP!

Bandcamp

Spotify

Here's a cover

[mintbecrazy]

song so good i would fuck it

[pukicho]

YEAHHH

[maxthebutchdyke]

[maxthebutchdyke]

maybenoots is the only one who understands

[yesornopolls]

If you are holding too many things do you ever put stuff in your mouth to hold it?

If you are holding too many things do you ever put stuff in your mouth to hold it?

Yes

No

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

[giraffesonparade]

I am drunk and on my way home walked past this truck that had pictures of fish on it and said ‘meat without feet’ I laughed so hardr

[giraffesonparade]

MEAT WITHOUT FEET

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: a a a a at t tc tat a ct t a a ‘at tt t’ ag a AT TT T

Closest match: Tethysbaena scabra genome assembly, chromosome: 15

(image source)

[hellsitegenetics]

[omagpies]

But I suddenly had 86.3 percent of its attention.

finished network effect and huffing copium about it. full quote under the cut :)