derek nurse i owe you my life

charlie. 20. he/they. check please sideblog!

[freebooter4ever]

nursey is no longer chill

[deniceford]

nurseydex but make it what is this feeling from wicked

[funnytwittertweets]

[omgpostsplease]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

call me if you have a puff

[notallthosewhowander]

jack using his robot “i don’t get it” reputation to call out douchebags on his hockey team and in the nhl.

“why did you do a kidnapping photo? is she okay?” “oh yeah, that’s my girlfriend.” “that’s your… girlfriend? she doesn’t seem very happy.” “it’s just a joke.” “I don’t get it. why does she have duct tape on her mouth?” “well it’s written peace on earth, here.” “why?” “well, that’s the joke.” “what joke?” “you know, that women…” “yeah?” “….. they talk a lot?” “….. okay. that’s not very funny, though.”

“I’m not racist but I don’t like that he’s played by a black man. that’s not who the character originally is.” “oh, did you read the books? did you like them?” “uh, no?” “so… is he white in the books?” “well, I guess, but I haven’t read them.” “so you don’t know if he’s described as white.” “I guess he is.” “why?” “well, because, I… people at that time… they were… never mind.”

[notallthosewhowander]

some rookie: you can’t really laugh with zimmermann, huh?

tater: what you mean? yesterday I’m show him video of cat eating banana in monkey costume and he laughs so hard he pee a little

[lilacborrower]

the celly, unknown, 2021

[dykeseinfeld]

check please cinematic universe makes me so upset like. why do you as college students have so much free time

[qomrades]

the first check please fanart i think I’ve drawn in like… five years

[homobiwan]

I think tango just wants to hoe around i think hes living his best slut life i think he has like twenty boyfriends and he rotates days to hang out with them all and i think whiskey is so oblivious that he thinks every single guy. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. is the same person

[uncleshits]

Lardo: you smell like weed

Shitty: I am weed

[ariesisms]

shitty was the resident short king until bitty showed up i just know it

[ariesisms]

they actually continue to tease him even after bitty joins the team. bitty will join in sometimes and that gets shitty real riled up. one time shitty was in a mood and was like "bits is literally 5'6" and bitty was like "what the hell shitty im sensitive about that" and ransom and holster started shoving him yelling "dude hes SENSITIVE about that" "hes fucking sensitive dude"

[asterlark]

imagine you are a samwell student walking across campus when suddenly some tall guy yells across the quad "SHORT KING MAMA AYY" and you look over and the other guy flips him off and also is 5'10"

[jackzimmermanfanclub]

Follow up to the Jack one. This is what the team makes Lardo to help her through her final art thesis

[ariesisms]

bitty about smh's graduating class of '17 members: they say 1 in 4 but sometimes its actually 3 out of 3 😌

[aaronstveit]

CHECK, PLEASE! ➙ DEREK “NURSEY” NURSE  Yo, firstly? Literally nothing bothers me ever.

[omgcheckplease]

Shitty, your last name is KNIGHT, how/why is your nickname Shitty??? *despairs over your sick flow and pedostache*

[nanamikcnto]

exactly

[ivecarvedawoodenheart]

Who are the unlikely co-owners of a comic book store and why is it Shitty & Dex