If Only Something Were to be Done About It

why hello there.

[ritens]

Had the pleasure of drawing this year's Pride displays for Warframe. Here is Mesa Prime and Kaithe!

And here is the heart shaped Pride Frame Display for you to put pictures of your blorbos in.

Happy Pride!

[ambrystoma]

Rocky, his mate, the dog he found in space, and the pebbles

[fivetrench]

she so small 😂 only need one buttercup 🌼

[kerink]

it's not fair that twitter's phm tag has a rocky emoji so i stole him for you all

[slaymon-garfunky]

Look at my legendary thrift pull. (Also got george harrison all things must pass)

I don't know if it was a thing in other places but in comunnist Poland we had those sound postcard which is lowquality songs meant as a cute postcard to send to someone. Paid 5 zł for it which is a bit over a dollar. They were made in 60s and 70s

Wait what is it hm

Simon and who now

Edit: Okay i just noticed it also says cecylia which is valid because that's the version of that name that we use. And no one spoke english back then

[spindle-and-nima]

A small update on the grubbies: they are now extra beepy and have fur!

[wizardshark]

I like your popcorn

[evilscientist3]

the thing about fruit flies is that in the abstract, they live peaceful and irreproachable lives nibbling on overripe fruit and its attending microbes, but practically speaking they awaken some sort of primordial rage within me. Get off my bananas you little fucks

[abundantchewtoys]

[soyrwoo]

Happy Moon Landing Day 🌕🐇

[nueuhell]

Instead of printing out images I like from the internet, I just redraw them on sticky notes and put them in my physical journal.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

eggs are most delicious when least touched by fire (so poached, sunny side up, etc declining in quality to over easy, hard boiled). this is because fire cleanses the egg of sin (primary source of flavor). this is also why the objectively most delicious egg is soft boiled (hardened purified exterior traps the delicious sin inside the soft gooey interior), and why scrambled eggs are morally ambiguous

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

couple things

deviled eggs are delicious bc, while hard boiled/cleansed of sin, as the name implies the sin has been artificially added back in (via mayonnaise)

raw eggs are indeed the Most Delicious, which is why consuming them inflicts divine punishment (salmonella) unless they have received exorcism (pasteurization)

rotten eggs smell like that bc the sin has been absolved. as with most things in life, the church is to blame

[brainrockets]

100% thought this was going to be a @inbabylontheywept joint, but that's just because of all the sin eating.

[inbabylontheywept]

can i be wrong? yes. can the biggest, strongest, smartest gaudiest poltergeist be wrong? never. and so it stands. 10,000 years of raw egg.

[herpsandbirds]

Western Blind Snake aka Western Threadsnake (Rena humilis), family Leptotyphlopidae, found in the SW United States and western Mexico

photos: Oonagh Degenhardt, Yinan Li, Toby, & Tbargholz

[unicorndeathrace]

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

so we do it very slowly then

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

[conceptblogfromaconcepthuman]

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

[ooo-silly-worms]

Pottery sounds terrifying to me. Every post I see is like "Here's this awesome art I made!! Pray for me that it survives The Kiln™ :')" I don't think I could cope with making art that could quite easily blow up and I have no way of controlling that. You guys are true heroes.

[claypigeonpottery]

@bazanite you are so correct

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[homunculus-argument]

I used to know this guy who had a bit that he'd habitually do while hanging out in a group, where he'd make eye contact with this really worried "dude there's something I gotta tell you" look on his face and very subtly gesture at you like it's important, and you need to hear this, but he doesn't want anyone else knowing, so you've got to be discreet about it. And he was a good guy and a good friend, so him wanting to tell you something that that he doesn't want to tell everybody could very well be him trying to spare you from embarrassment, or even warning you about something dangerous going on that isn't apparent on the surface of the situation.

And once I'd lean in to hear what he's got to say, he just whispered in my ear: "you're gay."

And he was so fucking good at doing it, that I fell for it every goddamn time.

[biancawilkson]