Why So Serious?

My name is Dex. trans-boy (yes I still wear makeup and pretty things, doesn't change the fact that I'm trans) 19, Libra, lover of pretty things (i.e. MYSELF​) My blog will have NSFW stuff so yeah.. warning.

[dexthetransboi-blog]

Draco Malfoy: I hate when I’m in class, working on my personal writing and someone leans over and goes “WHat R U wRITing” like your eulogy if you don’t back the fuck up you soggy lampshade.

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

Au where Draco speaks broken English because his first language is French. And when he’s trying to intimidate Harry or he’s angry or frustrated he’ll go into French and Harry most certainly does not find it hot ok Ron shut up-

[swiftdevotee]

follow up where Harry purposely fucks with Draco just to hear him speak French. 

And Draco figures it out in like fourth year.

And so whenever Harry is doing something vaguely important like steering the potion seven times clockwise- yes Ron, seven times. Look it says so right here, you can hear Draco mutter something in French just loud enough for Harry to hear and Harry will just drop whatever he’s holding.

And then one time he turns around, not sure if he is just hearing things at this point.

And he just forgets how to English

Because Draco Malfoy speaking French is one thing, but Draco Malfoy speaking French in just his trousers and dress shirt with hair that had become messy due to the steam from the cauldron, was another thing.

[didyousaymaraudersormurder]

Ayes

[justanotherdrarryblog]

Omg please I need this badly. All of this. More.

[diydrarry]

Sign me the fUCK UP

[symphonycelestina-blog]

He caught on quickly in fourth year. When Harry suddenly became the most accident prone person alive at the mere mention of French dialect from Draco’s mouth. The smallest “connerie” or “baisser” when he was frustrated severely stopping the boy who lived form cognitive thought. It was amusing really, the effect he had. How long ago did this become a problem? He wasn’t sure, but knowing what exactly was going on could lead to some pretty interesting altercations.

Like in potions when Potter was at the most Crucial point of a Pepperup potion, and Draco just had to mumble how his potion “n'était pas assez bon” from behind him. The consequential explosion broke his glasses and reddened his cheeks, not that they weren’t already flaming.

Or in DADA where defensive spells were the practice, and Harry just could not concentrate because in the corner of the room was Pansy Parkinson and Draco Malfoy discussing Draco’s recent trip to France and where was his wand? Neville Longbottom had it in his hand. Draco smirked.

Or perhaps on the last day of term before Christmas, and they were in the library, and Potter’s quill snapped in his hand because just behind him was Draco and he was practically breathing out cool syllables and was it hot in here? Harry’s trousers felt just a little snug and perhaps, just perhaps, the blonde knew what he was doing to the golden boy.

His restraint snapped along with his quill that day because their next incident was in an empty corridor. Alone as Draco trailed behind Potter heard the thump of a book hitting the floor, and a string of very imaginative curses hitting him full force. Before he had even realised what he had done Malfoy was up against the wall, eyes wide with surprise but a knowing smirk playing at his oh so kissable lips. “Do you have any fucking idea what you’re doing?” Potter hissed, fingers curled right in the Slytherin’s collar. “Do I? Quoi, mon amour, am I doing something wrong?” His smug expression betrayed his words but there was no mistake in his intention. “You know. You’re doing it on purpose just-” “Doing what? I have no idea what you’re on about and j'en ai rien à cirer if I tried,” Potter closed the gap between them swiftly, chapped lips clashing almost violently against his arch-enemies. The kiss was quick, brutally so, and left Draco wanting more. There was no mistaking Potter’s own emotions now, but, so glad that they matched his own, he was left hollow as they parted. “You *pant* attractive *pant* arsehole” Draco’s hair was tousled and almost as unkempt as Potter’s, but it only served to make him more attractive. “ta gueule and kiss me you idiot,”

[harry-dr-a]

Yes yes yes yes

[drarriness-at-its-finest]

More. More. MORE

[shapeshiftersvt]

Shapeshifters Presents: Binder Giveaways #31 and #32!

Hello from Philly, friends! We’re so happy we’re getting to meet so many of you this weekend. In between table shifts, here’s a double binder giveaway.

The two lucky winners of this giveaway will each receive one $50 Shapeshifters binder. This means any single-sided, non-custom binder in the store.

Thank you always for spreading the word, telling your friends, talking about us, and, of course, for your amazing direct support. You’re so excellent.

The fine print:

Only reblogs count. One per blog. No giveaway blogs.

Entries from all countries are welcome.

You may reblog without entering, just tag or comment accordingly so we know. Signal boosts are always appreciated.

If you have commentary, please add it in the tags! Due to Tumblr limitations beyond our control, your entry may not be counted if you add text to this post.

Two winners will be randomly selected from all entrants on **September 30, 2017**. We will send a message notifying winners.

If any winner does not get back to us within three days, a new winner will be selected in their place.

Any winner may purchase add-ons to their binder as desired.

[anti-terf]

trans lesbians have nothing to prove to cis lesbians.

trans gay men have nothing to prove to cis gay men.

trans wlw have nothing to prove to cis wlw.

trans mlm have nothing to prove to cis mlm. 

trans women have nothing to prove to cis women.

trans men have nothing to prove to cis men. 

trans people have nothing to prove to cis people. this has been a psa

[just-shower-thoughts]

Tattoos of the future will use inks that can be turned off when having body art is inconvenient.

[dexthetransboi-blog]

someone: mentions my current obsession

me, pulling out a comically long scroll: now that you mention it i just have a few Thoughts that i would like to discuss if you have a few spare days thank you just take a seat

[emt-monster]

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

this is so important

[arkhamarchitecture]

Also important information: A cop cannot arrest you for something you already took. You can tell a cop to his face that you just injected black tar heroin in your veins and as long as you don’t currently have any on you (including things like syringes or residue in a pipe), there’s fuck all he can do about it.

I take police reports for a living. The number of people who will happily tell someone “Well officer, this fight started because I smoked crack cocaine earlier,” is astounding and also not at all illegal. The criminal charge is for Possession of a Controlled Substance. If you don’t possess any at the time, there’s no crime. The only thing you can get dinged for is if you’re actively on a drug and driving, in which case - DUI.

Please, please, please tell EMTs what you took. They’re not going to rat you out to the cops and even if they did, you will still be okay.

[kenderfriend]

Spreading the word, being honest with paramedics and doctors can save your life

[bob-belcher]

[del-griffith]

Someone: you can’t like Snape!!!! 

Me, liking Snape and enjoying every second of it:

[dailywizardwheezes]

[toodrunktofindaurl]

here, have some happy girls and their girlfriends/wives/significant others ♥

(do NOT repost)

[sleepbby]

life cleansing tips:

- delete conversations between people you no longer talk to. its healthy to let go of the past and not letting yourself dwell on things.

- say kind things about people you like. say good things about yourself. don’t speak or think about people you don’t like.

- look in mirrors. you shouldn’t be afraid of facing yourself.

- clean sheets make clean sleep make clean minds

- allow yourself time to feel and grow. don’t be too hard on yourself for crying, you need to vent in order to move on to better times. even rainy days work towards sunny days.

- if things don’t work out, stop forcing them. there’s no reason for you to keep working and failing if there’s other places/people for you to excel and be happy.

- kiss your body, caress your body. make yourself feel loved.

- running away doesn’t always solve everything. sometimes, the reason that made you run will still be with you. focus on freeing yourself before starting anew.

- a glass of water and a good nights rest can go a long way

[skitten219]

being interested in serial killers and their motives and what drove them to kill but understanding that they were awful people who did awful things and not normalizing/romanticizing them

romanticizing/being attracted to/admiring/shipping serial killers

[bedahmerized-deactivated2017090]

Do you think being attracted by them is a choice? Like if I am a lesbian I can’t choose it, right? Same thing. Also don’t tag every fucking serial killer on this world to get attention

[skitten219]

Honestly I was going to argue with you but the fact that you compare being a lesbian to being attracted to actual serial killers tells me that it isn’t worth my time

[tcc-drags]

THE SQUARE ROOT OF Y I K E S

[dexthetransboi-blog]

So I just sent my mom the message and I also made a huge change and came out on Facebook. And by that I mean I changed my name and gender and posted some pictures about being trans. And that's how I came out. Welp. There goes my sleep for tonight while I die of anxiety and impatience...

[dexthetransboi-blog]

So in talking with my gf about coming out to my mom, she casually went silent for a while (which I'm used to) and she comes back with "don't hate me" and a picture. The picture was what she had written for me to help me come out to my mom. I cried 😅 I just edited it a bit and I'm about to send it to my mom soon to try for a second time, coming out to my mom as trans. Hopefully second times a charm haha

[blaruto]

“The Switch” is the first transgender sitcom in history starring trans/non-binary lead cast, this is EVERYTHING

[lizawithazed]

wait wait did I just watch a trailer for a show where a woman gets fired for being trans, loses her apartment and then moves in with her best friend who is an NB… environmental… assassin??

I… I need to watch this show

[diannariley]

What’s the landlords @

[dexthetransboi-blog]

How to write a coming out letter to someone you've already come out to once (like 4 years ago) and got rejected and invalidated by??