Deya of Lesbo

"You said I killed you--haunt me then" Brazilian - Lesbian

[alexielnight]

Agatha and Rio under the moon

[deyatheoldwitch]

Took a test and found out i'm 85% Lestat and i have no one to thank other than my italian family and my dysfunctional parents who love rock and fighting over dumb shit

[bluebell218]

are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.

[bluebell218]

UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[deyatheoldwitch]

iwtv and tvl is peak when you just like everyone and love all these mentally ill, deranged vampires. Except Gabriella. She can go fuck herself.

[letika]

They live long and happy lives away from these mentally ill men believe me

[hesitantlyhappy]

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

[esarity11]

how daniel molloy feels after trying to conduct an accurate interview about vampires, but his subjects are louis de pointe du lack of information, lestat de lyingcourt, armanipulator, and claudead.

[deyatheoldwitch]

missing my parents Agatha Harkness and Rio Vidal right now

[marisaints]

they would either get along or get on each other's nerves

[deyatheoldwitch]

I know Henry was right and the curse was real, but when i first watched the show as a kid i truly believed there was a possibility that it was all in his head. And like, imagine if it was. Regina is living her life, trying to raise her son and balance motherhood with her job as the mayor, with her own traumas and shit. And then a teacher gives her kid a book because he is lonely and he starts to believe everyone is a fairy-tale character, including her, but while EVERYONE else in town is a hero or a fairy or some cool, good, pure of heart shit he says she is THE EVIL QUEEN. And then runs away to find the birth mother who gave him up when he was born to save him from the cruel woman who cursed the town. And wdym that woman is trying to defend her family and everyone sides with this random blonde strager with a yellow car? That she may or may not have a crush.

It would be a great show just saying.

[deyatheoldwitch]

So Carol is Zosia's scar, quite literally. And Zosia is Carol's chaperone. In the same way Agatha is Rio's scar and Rio is Agatha's chaperone on the road.

[solariaswitch]

Foreverrr mourning how fucking terrifying the trix were in season one. Everyone was scared shitless of them. They were just extremely unsettling to everyone, Bloom said verbatim; "Those three witches are no mere students. A strange light shines in their eyes. They're crazy." The Trix confronted Trix, Saladin and Faragonda head on with demands and blackmail. No one before them had managed to control the army of darkness. While their ancestors fought a lifetime for the Dragon flame? The Trix got it in a few months. Faragonda said with fear that their powers were greater than she expected. They were so legit, man.

[red-the-raspberry]

My knives? Out. My onion? Glass. My dead man? Awake.

[childofnemesis]

once upon a time will always be goated just for the fact that the prophecy didn't start until emma swan was 28 (an actual grown person with a fully developed frontal lobe) instead of when she was 16/17 (a literal child).

[crime-wives]

falling back in love with a ship is so fun because it’s like oh that’s why i was deranged about those two. ok then.

[horsetailcurlers2]

my favorite character archetype is beautiful intimidating sexy woman who is actually a lonely little dork with deep psychic wounds