I Like To Say Fuck A Lot

Living life dolce vita. Perpetual wearer of all things leopard print. Critically-acclaimed bitch. Goddess of the liberal arts. Lover of fragmented sentences.

[thefoodogatemyhomework]

[diamond-studded-stupidity]

lmao hey tumblr, I’m back after almost A YEAR

I moved to a new city and I have a very lovely boyfriend who is long distance but he’s the sweetest

I start grad school in September and I’m excited to start fresh and with new positivity!! I even feel myself losing some weight and I’m committed to walking like five hours a week,, plus all I crave is fruit which has never happened to me before

Let’s reconnect ✨

[geneetierneys]

due to personal reasons i have decided to stop making sense to anyone. i will not be accepting constructive criticism nor will i be taking any questions at this or any other time

[answeringemails]

[antiflowers]

have a wonderful day :) 

[lovestvck]

[neckkiss]

neck kiss

[vehxt-deactivated20150922]

[diamond-studded-stupidity]

Hi I’ve been gone for two months

So my hair is red now and I’m just as miserable as I was when I left lmao

I’m still meme trash, still drinking a lot, still applying for jobs and casting notices left and right, but I’m going to grad school next fall 🙌🏻

Also, still in love with something I can’t have

[tkyle]

[fashion-runways]

Guo Pei at Couture Fall 2017

[dankmemeuniversity]

[car-eater]

[evilidiot]

[vriskanon]

[mockwa]

[threesideddream]

this is really what supervising kids is like

[onlyblackgirl]

She is 5000% over them

[naturallycurlycoco]

*If yall don’t sit yo asses down*

[candiikismet]

When they reversed I lost it! Lmao

[princesstigerbelle]

CIRCLE PIT

[greelin]

they’re from an article on bruises

[pomeranian2]

[creamynut]

HOLLERIN 😭

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Pls 😂😂😂

[pinkcheesegreenghost-deactivate]

[circumcisions-deactivated201401]

sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor 

[fortooate]

ma'am will you stop being in labor your husband is doing the worm

[ladyloveandjustice]

Barbie is ageless and unknowable. She exists beyond our feeble mortal conception of time. She always was, and she will always be.

[sylferino]

whats… the pH of my blog?

[brbgensokyo]

basic 

[sylferino]

i was so excited to find out the acidity of my blog i cannot believe i set myself up so easily like this

[sylferino]

picture of me, circa 10 minutes ago