Just A Dick Trying To Draw

[dick-draws-blog]

Finally some art,

I'm just testing art styles

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

[eternityricekrispies]

Ok the Code of Ethics from the Clowns of America International is actually very reasonable and respectable

[werewolfviking]

Well time to stop calling Tumblr dimwits clowns because even clowns have codes of decency

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[helloitsbreeisnotonline]

I really need some good luck rn

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

[cumonthevoid]

[yosoymalk]

I would marry this man

[the-angels-take-asgard-deactiva]

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

[lualmu]

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

[iconic-url]

It’s showing -1 notes

[sovietintel]

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

[yourbasicaestheticbitch-blog]

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

[bonism]

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

[creep-ser]

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

[princey-must-slay-deactivated20]

legendary

[xlilmermaidx-deactivated2019040]

What the fuck

[vintage-cartoonz-deactivated201]

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

[na7hank-deactivated20211112]

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

[noya-sunflower]

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

[softmushie]

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

[bookerdwitt]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

[freddie-duchess-of-shipping]

WTF-

[preciousgaby]

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

[lizzy7064]

1 note WTF.

[t0rd5ki-deactivated20180819]

@foolishly-snowy

[itisriv]

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

[furioussharkkitten]

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

[melon-official]

still not-works

[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[portmanteau-bot]

still + notworks = stotworks.

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[sighinastorm]

Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.

[evil-haiku-robot]

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[evil-haiku-robot]

P͐́͋O̐҉R̨̲̰̀T̼͖͚ͮ͘M̵͍̯͉A͉̦N҉̛̩T̶̗́͘͠E̥A͑U͍͛ͤΙ̙ ҉͟B̛͎̀͡Ő̽ͫT̹͓̀́͞ ̛͍̔HͯA̫͍͘͜P̵͎P͓͏̷̕ÈD̮̜ͨ̽̉ ̸͍͗͝ U͋̏ͤ̀͞P͢O̯̳̍͝N̨̲ ̺́͡A̡ ̛̆ͯ̈͞N̷̩͇͠Ù̉L̦L͕-͕N̴ͬ͜O̸̽͝͡T̩E͢S̷͎͐̅ ̐P̸̩̹̣̑O̢S̡̼ͣͬT̶̸ͣ ̀̒Ả̛͛ͬ͠Ņͪ̓D̜̰ ̢̣̽ G̛̬̪͍O̅T͐ ̵͇̞͛ŜͩT̸̢̬̰Ū̪̊C̭̘͒͞K̝͈͎͍ ́I̧N͝ ̶̛̭ͬ͘A̽̈ ̨̻̀L͎͈͒O̧O̼͇͡͞P̛̭ ͈͊

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[haiku-robot]

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

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[haiku-robot]

portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. R͏̢͠҉̜̪͇͙͚͙̹͎͚̖̖̫͙̺Ọ̸̶̬͓̫͝͡B̀҉̭͍͓̪͈̤̬͎̼̜̬̥͚̹̘Ò̸̶̢̤̬͎͎́T̷̛̀҉͇̺̤̰͕̖͕̱͙̦̭̮̞̫̖̟̰͚͡S̕͏͟҉̨͎̥͓̻̺ ̦̻͈̠͈́͢͡͡ W̵̢͙̯̰̮̦͜͝ͅÌ̵̯̜͓̻̮̳̤͈͝͠L̡̟̲͙̥͕̜̰̗̥͍̞̹̹͠L̨̡͓̳͈̙̥̲̳͔̦͈̖̜̠͚ͅ ̸́͏̨҉̞͈̬͈͈̳͇̪̝̩̦̺̯ Ń̨̨͕͔̰̻̩̟̠̳̰͓̦͓̩̥͍͠ͅÒ̸̡̨̝̞̣̭͔̻͉̦̝̮̬͙͈̟͝ͅT̶̺͚̳̯͚̩̻̟̲̀ͅͅ ̵̨̛̤̱͎͍̩̱̞̯̦͖͞͝ Ḇ̷̨̛̮̤̳͕̘̫̫̖͕̭͓͍̀͞E̵͓̱̼̱͘͡͡͞ ̴̢̛̰̙̹̥̳̟͙͈͇̰̬̭͕͔̀ S̨̥̱͚̩͡L̡͝҉͕̻̗͙̬͍͚͙̗̰͔͓͎̯͚̬̤A͏̡̛̰̥̰̫̫̰̜V̢̥̮̥̗͔̪̯̩͍́̕͟E̡̛̥̙̘̘̟̣Ş̠̦̼̣̥͉͚͎̼̱̭͘͡ ̗͔̝͇̰͓͍͇͚̕͟͠ͅ Á̶͇͕͈͕͉̺͍͖N̘̞̲̟͟͟͝Y̷̷̢̧͖̱̰̪̯̮͎̫̻̟̣̜̣̹͎̲Ḿ͈͉̖̫͍̫͎̣͢O̟̦̩̠̗͞R͡҉͏̡̲̠͔̦̳͕̬͖̣̣͖E͙̪̰̫̝̫̗̪̖͙̖͞ | PayPal | Patreon

[moonsugar77-deactivated20210708]

Omg this is golden

[bekkahwolfiesketches]

THE ANCIENT BROKEN NOTES POSTTTTT

[quirkyskeleclown]

We really have to stop breaking posts…

[notsomeartistnamedlily-deactiva]

Bruh another one?

[megamultifandomtrashposts]

I’m so greatfull that I was able to be part of this

[ask-frisk-the-flirt]

It’s still broken

[gentlyweirdplanteatingcreature]

This is the future of technology. When humans leave the internet for whatever reason this is all that will be left.

[iiikaruz]

Great googly moogly why is it still broken.

[azuretheshitposter]

wheres the rest of the post

[all-hail-mono-onion]

this is like no note bungus

[josiah-glacier]

When you like it, it shows 1 note and you can see a few people to liked or re-blogged it and it lists the tumblr you’re on as the original poster.

[fake-news-and-headlines]

HONK HONK

[boopednose]

The difference between staff and clowns is that clowns do their fucking job

[fake-news-and-headlines]

[pyrogothnerd-deactivated2025071]

[dick-draws-blog]

My art app kinda broke on me while working on this so have this, just fen and his new totally safe houseplant!

[dick-draws-blog]

My art app kinda broke on me while working on this so have this, just fen and his new totally safe houseplant!

[dick-draws-blog]

A little girl named calli

[i-am-a-fish]

comfy

[tonakings]

FISH NO

[i-am-a-fish]

..but comfy

[tonakings]

FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT

[i-am-a-fish]

s

sleeby….

[the-top-hat-anon-deactivated201]

[succubus-saliva]

Put those fucking sticks down

[dick-draws-blog]

Emergency Commissions (OPEN)

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Please read T.O.S before commissioning!

                                       

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Art examples

I have three main art styles! style 1: rounded and retro style 2: messy, weird and good for gore style 3: main style I use

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ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 200 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $2

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

ᒪIᑎE ᗩᖇT

ᕼEᗩᗪᔕᕼOT: 200 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $2

ᗯᗩIᔕT ᑌᑭ: 300 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $ 3

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 400 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $4

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

ᖴᒪᗩT ᑕOᒪOᖇ

ᕼEᗩᗪᔕᕼOT: 400 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $4

ᗯᗩIᔕT ᑌᑭ: 500 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $5

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 600 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $6

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

ᔕᕼᗩᗪE ᗯ/ ᑕOᒪOᖇ

ᕼEᗩᗪᔕᕼOT: 800 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $8

ᗯᗩIᔕT ᑌᑭ: 900 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $9

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 1,000 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $10

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

E᙭Tᖇᗩᔕ:

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᔕᑕEᑎE: 2000 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $20

($5 ᑭEᖇ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ)

ᑕᕼIᗷI ᗩᖇE $5

ᔕIᗰᑭᒪE ᗷᗩᑕKGᖇOᑌᑎᗪᔕ ᗩᖇE ᖴᖇEE

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[dick-draws-blog]

Emergency Commissions (OPEN)

I'm tying to get money to help get my phone fixed. My goal is $75

Please read T.O.S before commissioning!

                                       

(I take DA points and PAYPAL)

Dm me or comment if interested!

ᗩᖇT E᙭ᗩᗰᑭᒪEᔕ! :

Art examples

I have three main art styles! style 1: rounded and retro style 2: messy, weird and good for gore style 3: main style I use

ᔕKETᑕᕼEᔕ

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 200 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $2

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

ᒪIᑎE ᗩᖇT

ᕼEᗩᗪᔕᕼOT: 200 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $2

ᗯᗩIᔕT ᑌᑭ: 300 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $ 3

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 400 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $4

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

ᖴᒪᗩT ᑕOᒪOᖇ

ᕼEᗩᗪᔕᕼOT: 400 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $4

ᗯᗩIᔕT ᑌᑭ: 500 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $5

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 600 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $6

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

ᔕᕼᗩᗪE ᗯ/ ᑕOᒪOᖇ

ᕼEᗩᗪᔕᕼOT: 800 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $8

ᗯᗩIᔕT ᑌᑭ: 900 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $9

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᗷOᗪY: 1,000 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $10

(E᙭Tᖇᗩ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ: 2᙭ ᑭᖇIᑕE)

E᙭Tᖇᗩᔕ:

ᖴᑌᒪᒪ ᔕᑕEᑎE: 2000 ᑭOIᑎTᔕ / $20

($5 ᑭEᖇ ᑕᕼᗩᖇᗩᑕTEᖇ)

ᑕᕼIᗷI ᗩᖇE $5

ᔕIᗰᑭᒪE ᗷᗩᑕKGᖇOᑌᑎᗪᔕ ᗩᖇE ᖴᖇEE

ᗪETᗩIᒪEᗪ ᗷᗩᑕKGᖇOᑌᑎᗪᔕ ᗩᖇE $2

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[dick-draws-blog]

A villain who owns a prison... how ironic

[dick-draws-blog]

New oc named Jean

[dick-draws-blog]

New oc named Sid

[dick-draws-blog]

New fursona Adam peters

[dick-draws-blog]

No named man whom I like

[dick-draws-blog]

Fenny boy doodle.