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And sluts to sluts.
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ashes to ashes, dust to dust, reeses to pieces
And sluts to sluts.
amen
bro are you seriously skipping labia day at the gym
The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)
no context november. figure it out.
due to not wanting to. I will not be
none of your faves are unproblematic. none of your friends or family are unproblematic. you are not unproblematic. there is literally no point during the process of learning about social justice type stuff and unlearning internalized bullshit and dismantling power systems at which you magically become enlightened and unproblematic. it does not exist. there is no tangible finish line, there is only endless, arduous work and itās hard but it needs to be done.
anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???
bitch im in bed right now!! how did you know!!
I had my shit together for like 3 days once
*uses my thumbs to lift my bra straps like an old timey political man would with his suspenders* im the mayor of titty city, bitch
this is way too fucking relatable
This is a KIDS show?!?
No Love like Self Love.
STOP MAKING BAD DECISIONS AT 3AM
JUST GO TO BED
shut the fuck up bitch
oh wait this is my post
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
When you realize October 2017 has a Friday the 13th
Hurricane Advice
I just lost my home due to Hurricane Harvey, and I know so many are about to be in the same position because of Hurricane Irma. So, here is a flood victimās advice on what you need to do before the shit hits the fan.Ā
1.) If you have pets get ready to move them. If you donāt have a carrier, find one. Make sure they all have identification with an up to date phone number. Pack food for them in air tight containers. You can replace walls and furniture but not furry family.Ā
2.) Loosing the big shit is gonna hurt but the little things are what really matters. Photos, family heirlooms, your favorite jacket all need to be in something air tight and up high.Ā
3.) In fact put as much stuff as you can up higher. Anything in your lower cabinets, dresser drawers, under your sink needs to be moved. Clothing will mold and rot even if it isnāt in direct contact with the water. Stuff that shit in garbage bags and put up somewhere.Ā
4.) Your fridge is doomed. once the power goes out the food will all go bad. throw out as much as you can before to avoid a disgusting mess. I had a whole ice-cream cake and fermented soy beans in my freezer and let me tell you when they mix together and sit for a few days you would rather set the whole thing on fire than clean it
5.) HAVE A GO BAG! A small backpack or something that is big enough for extra clothes, dry socks, flashlight, water, any of your prescription medication, first aid kit, toothbrush, and phone charger. Your phone needs to be charged as often as you can.Ā
6.) If you canāt evacuate now, you might have to later. Know where the closest shelter is and any phone numbers you need to call if there is an emergency in your area. Find high ground and if water is already on the road donāt drive.Ā
7.) SHOWER NOW! shower before the storm. I had to sit in the same wet clothes for 2 days without a shower. Be prepared to stink.Ā
This is going to suck no matter how much you prep, but prepping might save you some heart ache in the end. If I think of anything else I wish I did Iāll add it. Please reblog even if you are not in an affected area.Ā
Good luck, stay safe, and Iām sorry.Ā