Lemon-Sugar Nicotine

I'm Leo Finch. I'm pretty much just wasted potential and junk. I'm a proud, queer Appalachian, a manic insomniac, a writer/lyricist/music maker and lover, and active in the local DIY punk scene. I think short guys are super hot. My interests are: writing and singing and listening to music, Hellblazer, Marlboros, Diet Sunkist, black coffee, words, coconut chips, Rick and Morty, AHS, Michael J. Fox, Scottish accents, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, punk, grunge, early goth rock, riot grrrl, classic and some current hip hop, 90's fashion, pigs, possums, punk revivalism, and my dog Danger Ehren. Politics: Generally, an anarcho-syndicalist. Intersectional feminist, anti-capitalist, anti-sexist, anti-racist, anti-homophobia, anti-transphobia, pro-union, anti-fascist. Religion: A polytheistic belief system with god-queen Donita Sparks and which also includes as demi-gods: Flea, Dolly Parton, Al Columbia, Lupita N'yongo, David Bowie, Freddie Mercury, Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Kurt Cobain, Trent Reznor, Debbie Harry, Joan Jett, Paul Simonon, the Dixie Chicks, and Ol' Dirty Bastard. Common practices include but are not limited to: believing in fucking SCIENCE, screaming, knuckle-cracking, good head, and multiple orgasms.

[dietsunkissed]

Me on Halloween, I was John Constantine

[dietsunkissed]

Everybody loves and respects the hell out of Kurt Cobain and David Bowie and John Lennon (who by the way was an abusive shitbag) and Scorcese and Amy Winehouse and Keith Richards and Pink and Post Malone and The Weeknd (who both sing about loving doing drugs, Post especially) etc etc etc and talk about how sad and awful addiction is when Mac Miller and Phillip Seymour Hoffman and whoever else dies from an OD and be like #gonetoosoon and y'all talk about drinking or doing drugs like #smokeweedeveryday #hereforagoodtimenotalongtime and love festival culture but Demi Lovato, who openly and honestly struggles with mental illness and addiction and actively works toward recovery, relapses and overdoses and y'all can't get enough of mocking her... js.

[dietsunkissed]

I don't know the source, this isn't mine

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly? keanu reeves should have been in the MCU by now

[oatmilksupremacy]

honestly keanu reeves should’ve been doctor strange

[oatmilksupremacy]

marvel wouldn’t even need to spend money on cgi because keanu reeves can just do that

[kimoramay-deactivated20170907]

I was told recently about a school that was shamed into changing its school motto. The motto was “I hear, I see, I learn.” Nothing wrong with that per se. Unfortunately the motto was in Latin, and the Latin for “I hear, I see, I learn” is “audio, video, disco”.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

What the fuck that’s the best school motto ever change it back

[copperbadge]

Your yearly reminder that “I learn through suffering” can be translated into Latin as “Disco Inferno.” 

[dietsunkissed]

Whyyyy that's AMAZING

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

Daniel Radcliffe on a normal Tuesday morning walk

[sombra-dy-once-told-me]

This is a big 2018 mood for me

[legoguy9875]

Life went downhill for Harry Potter after Voldemort died.

[dietsunkissed]

Me af

[saoirseronanswife]

“in this essay i will explore” memes piss me off because it implies y’all still using first person pronouns when writing academically. childish ass

[prismatic-bell]

In this essay, this writer will explore the implications of pretending that one’s own personal view is not part of one’s essay, and the inaccessibility of academia related to established custom of artificial detachment.

[shredsandpatches]

In this essay, I will demonstrate that the blanket ban on first-person pronouns in high-school and some university English classes is poorly understood and hastily adopted as a result. I will further illustrate that it is a mere substitute for explaining to inexperienced writers that excessive use of phrases like “I think” or “I believe” is unnecessary and rhetorically weakens academic writing, and that opinions expressed in an essay are already assumed to be those of the author. Finally, I will address strategies for effectively conveying that information to students, who often find it difficult to grasp.

[thepioden]

In this essay, passive voice will be used throughout in order to distance the work done from any researchers, or, in reality, kind of imply all experiments were done by magical lab gremlins and the results were simply recorded. 

[jumpingjacktrash]

in this essay, enlightenment will descend upon you without the agency of any living being. you will know things, yet know not how you know.

prepare yourself. it begins.

[quousque]

In this essay, I will use the first person pronoun as a bludgeoning weapon

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Dressing up/dressing down

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[desperatemurph]

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[sala66]

Nicole Kidman en “Molin Rouge”, 2001

[drdelphinecormigay]

There is categorically no trend on Twitter that will ever ever ever beat this ‘girls do it better’ thing we’ve got going because honestly it’s just meaning we’re getting photos of beautiful girls recreating this look and my lesbian ass is living for it

[drdelphinecormigay]

Seeing as you guys are loving this as much as I am, let me bless your eyes with some more beautiful girls creating this iconic look. Creds of course to all of these wonderful ladies

[dietsunkissed]

The perfect look honestly.

[heavenhillgirl]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Friendly reminder not to remove knives from stab wounds

[analaskanbullworm]

What if I’m ready to immediately cauterize the wound?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

oh that’s fine then

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

Good luck cauterizing an internal arterial hemorrhage.

[gorps]

Discourse in the stab wound fandom

[dietsunkissed]

What if you need to stab them again? This is really unhelpful advice.

[huglusted]

[beeandpupcat]

THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN

[goat-yells-at-everything]

[silver-tongues-blog]

[allieinarden]

[katielynn526]

[hayamika-deactivated20240815]

People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…

[alexandr1te]

WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?

[maxineprimal]

Can’t forget this gem.

[dietsunkissed]

It's funny that people think this is the animators making tongue-in-cheek jokes about themselves, but it's actually the writers (although sometimes they're the same) either talking shit about or complimenting the animators. The SGCTC one and the stop-motion one are the best ones.

[srsfunny]

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I second this

[geekynerfherder]

‘Neil Gaiman’s 8 Rules For Writing’ by David Mack, a print release through Neverwear. 11" x 17" print in a matte finish, stamped with the official ‘Neverwear’ stamp and in a hand-numbered limited edition of 1250. The pre-sale cost is $25, or $100 signed by Neil Gaiman and David Mack, and from July 11 2018 the print will increase in price. The print will also be available at David Mack’s table during the San Diego Comic Con, July 18-22.

Go here to buy.