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may12324

Knights, saints, madwomen, wizards and nuns. Oh and just a dash of lesbians and cannibalism

#the starving saints

adastrabbit

i HAAAAATE self-sacrifice as a redemptive action. you didnt redeem shit!!! you just died!!!

adastrabbit

t-shirt that says DONT SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR ME! I WILL KILL YOU!

#niamh x anka

sheabutterbitch

Neglecting your needs and desires will not make you easier to love

#c: niamh #back to shitpost about blorbos

frogus

"Nobody is coming to save you" WRONG! I am running late. I DO NOT have a HORSE!

wizardarchetypes

i had a nap dream that i got a phalloplasty and the results were so incredible that somehow it got out that i had the most beautiful penis in the world (whatever that would mean) and actors started hiring me to be their penis double in films (as if there are a ton of penis closeups in hollywood) and i made a decent living doing it but it was in all my contracts not to say anything so no one knew it wasn’t the actors’ real penises. but then after a few years a journalist noticed and compared all the shots and realized they were all the same penis so she found me and wrote an article for vanity fair. i was thrust into the spotlight and didn’t know how to handle the attention. i got invited to talk about it on a talk show and the host introduced me like “you know his penis…now meet the man!”

theshitpostcalligrapher

bud, i loved this line so much

ink: diamine oxblood

theunfairfolk

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

theunfairfolk

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".