I hope you like purple

moved to http://ali-diip.tumblr.com

[moomoorare]

💀💀💀⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️🌼🌼

[tobi-smp]

this is something that’s going to be literally incomprehensible to anyone but me, but dream looks like just some guy but in the unfiction kind of way instead of the minecraft youtuber way

[theoneandonlyyeti]

matpat kinnie more like

[ctinakitten]

dream really got fundy ready to risk it all

[crankyteapot]

oh ew ew ew ew ew wHAT HAPPENED TO THE DESKTOP LAYOUT

WHY ARE THE LIKE AND REBLOG BUTTONS MILES APART

[modmad]

social distancing

[diip-ali]

Beloved

[moonlightduelist]

i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

[chewedcorn]

Actual review

[alienssstufff]

DSMP x Homestuck au

[ 2021 ] the Stufff Edition Masterpost

some fake hs-esque dsmp panel drawings >w<

SOME THINGS ABOUT THE AU > Isn’t it funny how c! Quackity has [¾] quadrants but cannot for the life of him maintain a single one X]c

>The Quadrants in Question:    - KISMESIS <3< c!Wilbur    - MATESPRIT <3 c!Sapnap and c!Karl    - MOIRAIL <> c! Slimecicle  EDIT: I wasn’t sure about auspistice o8< quadrant I’m aware that it’s a special case and do not know much abt it to declare - open to interpretation tho ><

>c!Slimecicle is a limeblood, not only bc the colour matches slimes but like slimes in the dsmp limebloods are rare [considered extinct even] to come across >It’s also constantly covered in sopor slime lmao

>we all out here fighting abt what troll blood Ranboo could have when *I* think the right answer - the Correct [/lh/hj] answer : he’s a cherub >because what would be a better “God’s Self Insert OC” than a cherub -w- >EDIT: yes I did also pick this because of the enderwalking state too when he sleeps

>c! Tommy is a BLOOD PLAYER, I’m not very good at classpecting but I know this,,, in my heart and in my gut I Know This >:]

>Dead people with 0 CANON LIVES (people in purgatory) show up as sprites >but REVIVED people (c!Tommy) get their godtiers >This means c!Wilbur is also in godtier mode but chooses not to wear the uniform because hes petty and a bitch [also idk what to classpect him as pls help]

>Had to read up on some classpect analysis and conclude from my research [and current knowledge] that c!Karl is a SYLPH OF TIME uwu

Some doodles because I have them uwu:

[diip-ali]

Does anyone have those followers who never reblog your posts but always like them no matter what the content even is. Like what are you, stop hiding from me you little gremlins

[diip-ali]

I don't remember if I ever posted this but here's an old doodle I made

[diip-ali]

Tubblow

[diip-ali]

I'm bored so have some doodles

[l1-b1]

Probably not the best first impression but oh well

[barbiegirldream]

Ponk isn’t letting Sam breathe good for them!

[altades]

awww you gonna cry?

u know, just blond boys doing what blond boys do

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[notsoheadless]

KARKAT: THAT SOUNDS SUPER! DOESN’T THAT SOUND SUPER KANAYA? KANAYA: No KARKAT: I THINK I SPEAK FOR KANAYA WHEN I SAY IT SOUNDS Really Fucking Super.

[acidsbeats]

“You have a hat full of bomb, a fist full of penis, and a head full of empty” is my favorite tbh

[noodlenumber]

[heylookaufo]

@pacifriske

[direhuman]

[cianm1301]

[felderwin]

“This is exactly why babies shouldn’t be allowed to dual wield flintlock pistols”

[theenduringsun]

[grimghostkid]

God launders in mysterious ways.

[connemor]

today is the only day i regard this post fondly. and i love that just around this time it explodes with notes and my activity is clogged with everyones additions of quotes.

[grimdarkmatt]

[leaffgreen]

[timeplayed-deactivated20250804]

[peridot-the-kitten]

AC: :33 < why are you the floating frog all of a sudden?

[missbehavior0u0]

[cybercorvid]

[pisceancryptid]

my personal favorite is “yes sir the earth is literally under seige by planet fucking jupiter”

[arcanaarcanorum]

Agreed with “under seige by planet fucking jupiter”, though the phrase “pirouette off the fucking handle” comes close second.

[chuckling-chemist]

I’ve quoted this one in particular so many times it deserves a mention

[geekycalligrapher]

I adore whole “Attention Worthless Human” monologue. I even calligraphed it on time.

[aeternx]

[senkrechter]

At this point it’d be easier to just repost the entire comic on this thread

[lemonbreadd]

[calstocking]

[hussianphilosopher]

[laurasauras]

[8xenon8]

some personal faves I just have saved to laugh at on occasion