i met dnp and thats all i can talk about now :,)

main blog thats a mess of everything~ Baylee ~ She/her ~ indecisive af ~ 14 but mentally 4 ~ infj ~ hufflepuff ~

[robotjiji-deactivated20190529]

anxiety brain: IM GOING TO DIE ALONE AND UNCARED FOR

the other side of my brain which is wearing a hawaiian shirt: [cracks another sparkling water] yeah probably

[pettibone-deactivated20240714]

Betty Cooper brought mace, a motorcycle, and her gay best friend to a gun fight and won

[cherryscentedlube]

it’s been a year since ii was announced, lads

[rockpapertheodore]

AVAST YE FUCCBOIS

[Source]

THE SKELETON SHIP, WITH ITS SKELETON CREW HAS A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU

the skeleton war is upon us

[blueumbriel]

“We light it up, we won’t come down! And the sun can’t stop us now!”

[vaguelyangelic]

November Calendar

2015-2018

[dankmemeuniversity]

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

this is it, this is the depiction of my last two brain cells that I’ve been waiting for 

[scifi-catastrophe-deactivated20]

Same energy

[manicbones]

you know what’s more freeing than killing yourself? running away to a small town and getting a job as a waitress. buying a cheap car and sticking a bed in the back and driving southwest. adopting a cat. learning a new instrument. moving apartments. visiting a friend in another city. chopping all your hair off.

you can kill your current life without dying. you can kill this version of you and make a new one.

maybe I’m just a bipolar sucker for rebirth but sometimes that thought is all that keeps me alive

[pikafem]

pulling a wholesome gone girl > actually killing yourself

[alreadytherenow]

👌🏽a wholesome gone girl

[steven]

sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight

[61below]

aw rats

[kkneesockks]

[rpf-bat]

On a scale of Jimmy Urine:

…to Frank Iero:

..how would you rate your self confidence??

[rpf-bat]

A lot of the time, I’m at about a Pete Wentz level.

But I aspire to be somewhere around Ryan Ross.

[bimbandboozled]

I am personally Gerard Way

[bishopsgeetrick]

I’ve always related to Patrick Stump

[boidivision]

I’m Gerard

[boidivision]

Nevermind I’m Pete Wentz

[phony-time-traveler-deactivated]

Icarly was fucking terrifying

Sam knocked out a female heavy weight wrestler in one move, after directly asking her “Hey I’m pissed wanna throw down” and getting consent. She was 100% prepared for combat at that moment.

Freddy Hacked into a military computer, made a youtube video that could permanently damage your eyes, and also turned a toy gun into a functional laser gun.

Spencer had the gift of pyrokinesis which went off at random and this was treated as only a medium inconvenience.

Carly was able to manipulate all 3 of these people, one of them being her legal guardian. Sam and Freddy were said to be able to argue indefinitely, Sam even getting into a fight with her mom for so long the therapist who forced them into conversation nearly went insane.

Yet Carly could just say “Hey guys shut up” and they would stop talking right away.

[thenixkat]

Didn’t they have a rival who was pretty much just a straight up supervillain?

[bpdkipland]

my favorite picture ever is the one that says “HELL IS FULL, BITCH” and then it has the national suicide prevention hotline on it. it makes me smile every time 

[bpdkipland]

THIS ONE!!!!

[bogfox]

I wonder who made these! I have this one saved:

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

Chaotic Good

[bpdkipland]

*slamming my fists on table* I NEED MORE!!!! MORE!!!!

[cozza-frenzy]

If anyone has the skeleton apologizing for triggering someone, I’d like that for my collection, please.

[catalystforameow-deactivated202]

Here!

Plus some more^^

[puddox]

[spiderman-anti]

ME ME ME

[wetwareproblem]

Gangster Popeye, the inventor of this style and artist behind several of these pieces (I’m not sure about all of them, though they appear to be her style) is a Salvadorean trans woman. Her Patreon is here.

[coltre]

goodnight to all the ones who never receive a goodnight

[danieljlayton-deactivated202002]

…I usually don’t reblog this kind of thing, but…for some reason, this really hit me.

[officialfrenchtoast]

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

[loudpasta]

My Conspiracy Theory

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

genres are OUTDATED. i sort my music by thottiness, jammability, rebelliousness, theatricality, and depression.

[chasecharmer-deactivated2018101]

the emo trinity’s average song stats

mcr 

fob

patd

as you can see, no one really touches patd for thottiness, but mcr is the only viable choice for an apocalypse anthem. fob is the most well-rounded of the three, but given that they have neither depression, thottiness, nor rebelliousness above an 8 they can occasionally fall shallow philosophically speaking. 

‘but where is gayness on this chart?’ you ask, like a moron. rebellion, theatre, thothood, jamming, and depression are the five component parts of every gay worth their salt. next question. 

[roaringstream]

This is the most powerful chart I’ve ever seen

[loveamongthesailors]

Bring back the phase of society where having your tiddies all the way out was fine but showing ankle flesh was scandalous

[moranion]

i know this is aiming at 17. and 18. and 19. century fashion, but i really wanna bring back those dresses that only basically start under the boobs, like that little number Minoan snake goddess figurine is wearing

[loveamongthesailors]

that was actually what i was thinking of! ive been obsessed with that figure since i was her in a history book as a kid lmao 

 the ultimate look!!! 2 titties out 2 snakes in hand 

[sapphiccygnet]

titties out, snakes up, she’s ready 2 go

[sabotender-bailarina]

ankles: covered

snakes: up

titties: out

[sabotender-bailarina]

I am forcibly removed from the historical narrative