Where All Your Nightmares Walk Free

Welcome to the home of the illuminato, in all their pickled glory.

[gjdjdghjytjr-deactivated2016111]

[fluorescenttaco]

SO THIS WASN’T JUST A BRITISH THING?!

[thyartismordor-deactivated20140]

IT WAS NUMBER 1 IN AUSTRALIA FOR LIKE 3 WEEKS AND THEN IT WAS CRAZY FROG…. fucking 2001

[virtuesandvirgins]

a ringdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingdingding daaaaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaa

[loserslol]

this was my favourite song oh my god

[myrtling]

Reblogging because of nostalgic reasons

[dilillili]

"Asereje, aha, deje, dejebetudejebesebiunowa wajabi in de boogie an de buididipi" Say it with an "h" sound for the Js, it's actually a Spanish accent saying something along the vague lines of "I say hey, aha, hey, what happened to the guy who said you-know-what, what happened in the boogie and the buididipi?" It's literally Spanglish gossip.

[dilillili]

SHIIIIIIIP....

LET US SET SAIL ON THE HOMOSEXUALI-SEA!

[sixpenceee]

Another way to present the 9 types of intelligence as exemplified by my How Do We Measure Intelligence post.

The basic idea is that different people are good at different things. These 9 probably don’t cover the wide range of smarts we all possess, but it’s a start.

As Albert Einstein said, ”Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”

[whiskeybeard]

6 out of 9 isn’t too shabby

[dilillili]

"To die would be an awfully big adventure" - Rest In Peace Robin Williams, beloved in the hearts of children and adults alike, you will always be remembered for bringing effervescent gleams of joy to the hearts of the whole family.

[1-800youwish]

What's so bad about periods

Blood comes out of your vagina for anywhere from 3-7 days

That blood you lose can be around 4 tablespoons to a cup

a cup of blood, vaginal mucus, and endometrial tissue

You get cramps that will make you cry. You can vomit and/or pass out from them

You will get horrible mood swings

You get headaches

Backaches

Your breasts hurt so bad sometimes you can’t even touch them

You get acne everywhere

Your actual vagina could be sore

Your feel constantly tired

You have a constant fear of soaking through your pad/tampon

You can’t lay a certain way in bed

You take pill after pill and it still doesn’t help

You bloat and gain weight

You might have anemia (iron deficiency) which can not clot your blood causing so much blood loss it’ll be deadly

You never feel full

Everything irritates you

You will cry a lot

Once you get up in the morning, your center of gravity has shifted and all the blood settling in you during the night will now rush out of you causing you to clench your legs tightly to avoid leaking

You get made fun of for having a period ?////?/?/

You’re forced to go to school/work

You get told that you’re overreacting

but ya know, fixing your dick discreetly in public is bad too

[dilillili]

• You can miss it due to stress, over activity, not eating enough or just because the body is fucked up that way, in which case you have to worry about the possibility of all those things PLUS STDs and pregnancy - often on your own.

• On the flipside some people can go several months on their period without medical intervention.

• When flow is heavy you can't miss a day of washing because your crotch is caked in dry uterus juice.

• PMS • PMDD

[totolerateaworldofdemons]

I’m not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.

[screwthisnaming]

and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great

[slashfilled-mind]

Isn’t this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?

[mycroftirl]

Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out

So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you don’t get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.

Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when you’re making your character idk whatever).

So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if you’re Muggle-born. If you’re Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If you’re Half-Blooded, you can do both. But here’s the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going on’s in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world you’re not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.

And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices you’ll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, you’d have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.

AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.

[sgchan]

YOU HAVE A BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL MIND

[sxkurx-fxlling]

YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!!!

[gastongray-deactivated20150905]

I WOULD PLAY THIS SO HARD

[deankins-deactivated20150528]

Sims IV: Harry Potter

[avocadomama]

I’VE NEVER WANTED SOMETHING SO MUCH IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. GGFFHCDGBD!!!!!!

[james-winston]

The Titanoboa, is a 48ft long snake dating from around 60-58million years ago. It had a rib cage 2ft wide, allowing it to eat whole crocodiles, and surrounding the ribcage were muscles so powerful that it could crush a rhino. Titanoboa was so big it couldn’t even spend long amounts of time on land, because the force of gravity acting on it would cause it to suffocate under its own weight.

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

I’m so glad they aren’t around

[vitressence-deactivated20150307]

omg me too. I’m scared enough of 26 ft long anacondas. I’m so happy Megalodons, those giant sharks, aren’t alive either

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Praise natural selection

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

I remember watching Walking with Beasts or something similar, or some British tv show about evolution

The subject was something like a 12 foot long water scorpion

I was so startled by its sudden appearance and narration that I yelped: “12 fucking feet?!?!  I’m fucking glad it’s extinct!” 

[silvermoon424]

Dude, prehistory was home to some fucking TERRIFYING creatures. For some reason, everything back then was enormous and scary. Extinction doesn’t always have to be a bad thing!

And Poppy, what you saw was an arthropod known as Pterygotus (it was actually featured in Walking With Monsters). Not only was it as big (or maybe even bigger) than your average human, it had a stinger the size of a lightbulb. REALLY glad that bugger isn’t around anymore.

Also, Megalodon deserves to be mention again, because just hearing its name makes me want to never be submerged in water ever again.

[sashayed]

GOD, I HATE THIS POST. HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW THAT SHIT ISN’T STILL AROUND? LURKING? EVOLVING? WE DON’T. WE DON’T KNOW SHIT ABOUT SHIT DOWN THERE. THE OCEAN IS A PRIMEVAL HELLSCAPE NIGHTMARE AND WE ALL GO ON VACATION AND DIP OUR STUPID FRAGILE UNPROTECTED FETUS BODIES AROUND THE EDGES OF IT ON PURPOSE, LIKE THAT’S NORMAL. FUCK THE OCEAN.

[leupagus]

FUCKING WORD

[warpsbyherself]

The ocean cannot be trusted.

ALSO SLOTHS USED TO BE NINE FEET TALL. NINE. I DON’T GIVE A SHIT THAT THEY WERE SLOW AS FUCK THEY WERE NINE FUCKING FEET TALL WITH TREE KNIFE CLAWS ON THEIR HANDS. 

[noobtheloser]

[romancingthelookyloos]

I think we should talk about puberty…

[romancingthelookyloos]

[psyducked]

yo imma let you finish but

I had one of the best puberty transformations of all time

[erniebilko]

yes okay but

girls can do it too

[thatradiochick]

Step back, peeps, and fasten your seat-belts.  Time to bring in a puberty professional.

BEFORE PUBERTY:

After puberty:

…. wait.  That’s not right.  Hold on.

Let’s fast-forward about five more years.

Ah, yes, there we go.  Right after I sold my soul to Satan. 

[m--xx]

fuckin

PLOT

TWIST

[stilesinatrenchcoat]

Naw son you can’t be hot in two genders you fucking cheated

[stopharry]

this is my favorite post because its just people bragging about how hot they are

[laura-the]

There is still hope

[goddessofsax]

Hair color reference chart. It’s not perfect, but from what I could gather it’s pretty accurate.

[oqinipo]

dont let the fanfic writers see this

[stupidbastards]

I thought strawberry blonde would be in the blonde section…

[lizardparty]

Her hair was a beautiful shade of firetruck

[flynnriders]

villains week: best/funniest villain moment ↳ yzma (in general) 

[lizemeddings]

a sketchbook fennec fox.

[gifak-net]

[deerypoof]

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

[ahsadler]

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

[aquietlittlesecretfangirl-deact]

holyshite.

[dilillili]

So this one time I was playing family with this girl and whenever she was the kid she made me stick pencils up her bum because she said parents did that to make it easier for babies to poo.

[euphoricwonderlandd]

I never thought I’d say this, but I miss the way your snoring keeps me awake at night.

1:16pm (via serenityandparadise)

[mingdliu-deactivated20210422]

"I know what pain feels like and you don’t feel it. You don’t ache for me at all."

[afadthatlastsforever]

I prefer a sincere enemy to a dishonest friend.

Beau Taplin || friends and enemies.  (via afadthatlastsforever)