I’ve had this splendy comic unfinished for YEARS….
Randomly felt like finishing it last night….
i'm sorry is this a fucking SPLENDORMAN POST ?? IN THIS ?? THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 ???
you have given us a wonderful gift ty op
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I’ve had this splendy comic unfinished for YEARS….
Randomly felt like finishing it last night….
i'm sorry is this a fucking SPLENDORMAN POST ?? IN THIS ?? THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026 ???
you have given us a wonderful gift ty op
"I asked ChatGPT--"
Yeah well, I asked the wasps nest in my attic. It sang its answer so beautifully to me, but I am so very afraid of it. Perhaps it will soothe my itching soul...
should i make a reading blog
yes
no
idc flip a coin or something
reading this deposition that just got dropped where someone sued musk and ohhhh my god it is this funniest thing ever . i can see why his lawyer tried to keep this confidential . they’re both maybe the biggest idiots . this is like ace attorney
Musk is being sued for falsely suggesting a 22-year-old Jewish man was part of a neo-Nazi brawl.
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the
PLEASE read this
bankston is my HERO he’s tearing these people apart
damn
HE LEFT
????
oh my god
KILL HIM
he is DONE.
HELP ME .
wow. ok.
genuinely first two pages he says that he thinks ben’s lawyer is the one who is actually suing him and admits he has no clue what the lawsuit is about .
doing a reread now this is so cunty
goddamn .
fun fact: the Mr. Bankston here is Mark Bankston, the same lawyer who absolutely ruined Alex Jones during the Sandy Hook trial.
how in the fuck did the muskrat's attorney pass the bar
Mark Bankston is gonna make me fucking SWOON.
I don't think Mark can ever top "INDEED, MR. JONES, INDEED" and "AND THAT IS HOW I KNOW YOU LIED TO ME" from the first Sandy Hook trial in Texas (not to be confused with Chris Mattei, the attorney in the Connecticut trial), but this part
MR. SPIRO: Do you give these lectures at all of your depositions? MR. BANKSTON: I do, and you can watch them.
is ESPECIALLY hilarious to me having listened to multiple depositions Mark has had to take in the Sandy Hook case, where he has needed to lecture EVERY. SINGLE. ATTORNEY. at some point in the case about how they're violating Texas Rule XYZ, because they all, to a one, did something seriously ethically questionable during the deposition.
like, YOU CAN WATCH/LISTEN TO HIS DEPOS. HE DOES HAVE TO GIVE THOSE LECTURES EVERY TIME. IT'S NOT EVEN A JOKE.
- April 2024
I know this was in 2024 but still
just what the heck
The zombie apocalypse happens, what now?
Where are you going when the zombie apocalypse inevitably comes
mall (classic)
Roaming the area as a wandering traveler
Library
Wherever my friends are going
I will find the nearest stocked underground bomb shelter
University/college campus (similar to the mall but still distinct okay okay)
I would stay in my home/apartment and I think I would be able to stand my ground
I would stay in my home/apartment but I don’t think it’ll do much :/
I would just give up
I wouldn’t give up but I think the zombies would get me while I travel
REALLY LONG BOAT TRIP TO ANTARTICA LETS GOOOOO
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Thank you @now-ready-for-this and everyone who got me to 5 reblogs!
and also tumblr I know you’re dying but there has to be a better way than bombarding new users with achievements like it’s Minecraft
do y’all ever just wake up around 2:30-2:45 am at night and think about how amazing tumblr is?
no?
just me?
because that literally happened to me last night
every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg
I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight
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I’m sorry, how many votes did my zombie apocalypse poll get
The zombie apocalypse happens, what now?
Where are you going when the zombie apocalypse inevitably comes
mall (classic)
Roaming the area as a wandering traveler
Library
Wherever my friends are going
I will find the nearest stocked underground bomb shelter
University/college campus (similar to the mall but still distinct okay okay)
I would stay in my home/apartment and I think I would be able to stand my ground
I would stay in my home/apartment but I don’t think it’ll do much :/
I would just give up
I wouldn’t give up but I think the zombies would get me while I travel
REALLY LONG BOAT TRIP TO ANTARTICA LETS GOOOOO
Other (comments)/results
you heard it here first folks
Here's to hellsite solidarity!
Lindsey Graham, a gay man, was not just a pathetic hypocrite, but a quisling - the highest form of traitor.
He was a spineless, pathetic, simpering coward. For a scrap of influence, he spent his entire life polishing the boots planted on the necks of people just like himself.
Every sneering speech, every gutted protection, every life made smaller or more dangerous was another offering he laid before the rotten men whose approval he valued more than his conscience.
He spent decades mistaking proximity to power for possession of it.
In reality, he was never their equal, only a useful lackey: a frightened, self-serving weakling who traded his dignity on a daily basis, a repulsive bottom-feeding parasite who only aimed downward at anyone too vulnerable to retaliate.
He demanded the privacy, sexual freedom, and practical tolerance that he worked to deny to all others.
And the world became a slightly better place the day he died.
Okay uhh what if Grace cant help but feel unnerved by Simons teeth and so Simon feels super sad about it so he locks himself in the bathroom and pulls out the teeth one by one, and poorly sewing up the mouth. Eventually Grace hears Simons grunting in pain and sobbing so he sees simon crying and covered in his own blood with his teeth strewn about and string coming from his cheek, just wanting to be loved and normal
There is actually already a fic on tumblr with (almost) this exact idea (I read it) where Simon lements that he looks like a monster and that it hurts to eat and talk and grace is like “ yeah I got my wisdom teeth removed and it took 2.5 years to heal and I think your new face structure is permanent hahahaha anyway I think your face looks cool” then Simon takes a pair of pliers off of a table and grace doesn’t notice and Simon goes into the bathroom to pull some teeth out and grace later tells rocky to get Simon because their ramen is done rocky is like “Simon is not moving statement. He is on floor.” And grace comes over and sees Simon with two teeth pulled out and blood running down his face and on the pliers and on Simon’s hand and on the floor and he is clawing with the pliers to secure them on another tooth and grace wrestles Simon for the pliers and I think Simon then punches grace in the face or something??? So now all of their three combined number of hands are covered in blood. Then grace is like “wtf man?!?!!??” And Simon is like “I’m fine” and grace is like “you could have gotten/ may get an infection and die or something, also you are bleeding so much” and Simon is like “blah blah blah blah (I think he mentions his time In prison?) blah blah the holes on my face from ripping the teeth out are not that deep and it bled a lot because head wounds just do that and it is also almost stopped bleeding now also I love you” and grace is like “I love you too? Don’t do that again it is very dangerous and also you have lost your plier privileges until you are in a less self deprecating state” or something like that. And Rocky was eavesdropping on this the whole time outside the bathroom
No, I have no idea how to find the fic
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When I get tired enough, I will just straight up start going "awoooo" as my responce to stuff, or just because I feel like it. I am tired, if you want to talk to me, you get the awoooo.
man I should start doing this