a bright dumpster fire screaming into the void

constantly confused & tired, only running on coffee and spite, bisexual, she/her, 23

[jessaerys]

when. when there's a female character with something deeply wrong with her. just an absolute freak of a sad creepy wet failwoman with manpain. i experience an intravenous unadultered shot of put HER in the pringles can #FEMINISM

[shabbytigers]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

recommend reading this and pronouncing Getoastetes like a Greek hero's name

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #4134:

if you don't feel like writing, maybe you should force yourself to do it anyway and end up with ten unusable pages of garbage

[phoenix-theurge]

Unfortunately, this is actually good advice.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

before cooking an egg, do you poke a little hole into the shell?

no, why would I?

No. (I know the reason people do it but I don't do it.)

yes, obviously??

Yes (I don't really know why, though)

other/press button!/don't like eggs/vegan/slurp my eggs raw/vanilla extract/tags

Voting ended onJul 23, 2023

[blue-corvid]

Before I… crack them open?

[langernameohnebedeutung]

....before you put them in here:

the water cup even comes with a little needle at the bottom for hole-poking purposes, see:

sorry i meant boil not cook

[blue-corvid]

WHAT IS THAT

[langernameohnebedeutung]

It's an egg cooker!

It's like a toaster and an electric kettle had a baby and ...the baby boils eggs.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#is this specifically a German thing#because Germans tend to have Opinions about eggs#also the only people I know who actually know how to use an egg cup are German#teach me your ways - I still don’t understand why you’d use an egg cup. and I can’t imagine boiling eggs not in a pot on the stove

no egg cup:

egg cup:

[langernameohnebedeutung]

#why is the wobble an issue you pick them up one at a time shell then and eat them like not whole but just#you hold them and bite them and eat then till there's none left? why does this need extra tools

...at this point i'm sorry to introduce...the egg spoon.

[asparklethatisblue]

Even better news about German egg related gadgets… the Eierköpfer (it also has a super long German name), for when you need a guillotine to open your egg neatly

[bonyassfish]

No offence to Germany but why are you guys so fucking insane

[langernameohnebedeutung]

nothing to see here. Just normal feelings about egg.

[thatswhywelovegermany]

The guillotine device from a couple of reblogs above is der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher

das Ei (pl. die Eier) = egg

die Schale = shell

sollen = to be supposed to

der Bruch = crack, fracture

die Stelle = site, place, location

die Bruchstelle = site of fracture

die Sollbruchstelle = predetermined breaking point

verursachen = to cause

-er =suffix to turn a verb into a noun (genus m)

der Verursacher = causative agent

der Eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher = device to cause a predetermined breaking line around the perimeter at the top of a boiled egg so it can be opened neatly

Also: Eierwärmer, egg warmers to keep the eggs warm during a long Sunday breakfast. They are often handmade and knitted or crocheted in a decorative shape, but they can also be bought. Popular as a gift for Easter.

[praise-suns-and-chill]

...I never considered that we might be the only ones doing this

[dehydratedlydia]

wdym thats only grrman i dont believe this we are not the autistic egg country all yhat is NORMAL and NESSECARY and good brrakfast eggs are DIVINE

[brehaaorgana]

Extremely German egg eating

[langernameohnebedeutung]

...ist es gemein von mir, wenn mir immer wieder auffällt, dass fast alle dieser "oh, die WM-Fans sind total begeistert von den USA!"-Posts dann aufzählen

Orte, wo man was kaufen kann

Dinge, die da gekauft wurden

[itssquidbian]

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

[cherryflavoredbutch]

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

[babushkaat]

[babushkaat]

[fangorn-forest]

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

[paperjoshi]

on it boss

[paperjoshi]

trapped in the catacombs boss

[itastelikesand]

[emortal-l-deactivated20250308]

[ID: a screenshot of a comic speech bubble. The black text in it reads "No matter how open-minded, socially conscious, anti-racist I think I am, I still have old learned hidden biases that I need to examine. It is my responsibility to check myself daily for my stereotypes, prejudices and, ultimately, discrimination." /ID end]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[pupucino]

antiracism is a constant process. i was raised in a racist village and it's not easy to get rid of it. i moved away over 10 years ago but those ideas are still haunting me.

[genderkoolaid]

also keep in mind that shame + guilt are not conducive to growing as a person. when it comes to "checking yourself" it should be a non-judgemental process. it's not about flagellating yourself for every bad thought or trying to purify your mind of all corruption. it's only when acknowledging your own racist thoughts doesn't fill you with dread that you can really progress past the white guilt of it all.

radical self-acceptance & genuine self-critique are not opposites. they need each other. do not let obsessive-compulsive behaviors colonize your desire to grow as a person.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[kara-zor-els]

The most unrealistic thing in the DC universe is that no civilian has killed the Joker yet. He's not a meta and he's not a practically skilled fighter. Sometimes he doesn't even have a gang or is carrying a gun. He's literally just a guy. Hit him with your car.

[throwaninkpot]

[lovethatcoat]

In der Arte Mediathek gibt es z.B. Happy Valley und Parasite, aber der Zugriff ist beschränkt auf 22-(hab's vergessen) Uhr. Es sei denn man erstellt einen Account und verifiziert sein Alter.

Ich habe mein Ausweisdokument in mein MeinARTE-Konto hochgeladen - was geschieht mit meinen Daten?

Sobald die Altersüberprüfung durchgeführt wurde, werden die an ARTE und seinen Vertragspartner Yoti übermittelten Daten automatisch und sofo

Spain fines Yoti €950,000 over biometric data and consent failures

Spain's AEPD fined Yoti Ltd €950,000 for three GDPR violations involving biometric data, invalid consent, and excessive data retention in it

Ein Haushalt ohne jegliche minderjährige Personen darf also nur noch zu unpraktischen Zeiten auf das volle Programm zugreifen. Die Rechte von Erwachsenen werden eingeschränkt, weil man Eltern die Verwendung von Jugendschutz-Tools nicht zutraut?!

Der einzige Ausweg ist ein dubioser Anbieter, bei dem man einen Gesichtsscan und einen Scan des Ausweises hochladen muss und der diese hochsensiblen persönlichen Daten eben nicht direkt löscht oder umsichtig behandelt. Ich verstehe auch nicht warum ein deutscher öffentlich-rechtlicher Sender dazu nicht Post-Ident verwendet, sondern auf einen britischen Anbieter setzt, der AI-Modelle trainiert und Daten mit einem indischen Zentrum teilt.

[cafeinevitable-deactivated20220]

Turtle Quilt by Laurraine Yuyama

Tokyo Quilt Festival

[writingfeedsthedarkestones]

QUILT

[finallygaveintothesirencall]

QUILT

[tranarchist]

I love this because like 99% of this kind of paleoart is patriarchal Man the Hunter type fantasies but these guys are just like “fuck it we’re outta here”

[musiclovingmoth]

we have not changed.

[bigmickswingin]

The Flight Before The Mammoth. Paul Jamin. 1885

Behind The Scenes Of National Geographic. Teodor Vladimorov, Brandon Smith. 2011. read more

[marmalade-draws]

you have to kill the fatphobe that lives in your head. you have to

[marmalade-draws]

I understand dysmorphia is so hard to deal with, but you have to shut that shit down as soon as it creeps in. It's so important that you do not accept the fatphobia that lives in your head just because you're nice to fat people on the outside. Your life will be so much better and you will be such a better ally to fat people please I am no longer asking you need to kill the fatphobe that lives in your head

[marmalade-draws]

It 100% affects the relationship you have with fat people by the way. When you can still wear straight sizes but you're constantly complaining about how big and fat you feel and how terrified you are of people seeing your stomach in public, we fucking notice that. We notice and we are making a note that you are not a safe person to be openly fat around without risking being in the splash zone of your self loathing

[theorangepdf]

book dedications are so tender here is this piece of art i made for an audience of thousands. but really every word is for you