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Xiao: how many kids do you have?

Zhongli: biologically, emotionally, or legally?

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Bennett: i bet you can’t form a sentence without the letter a

Razor: you thought you just did something, didn’t you? sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the english lexicon

Bennett: rozor

Bennett: whot the fuck

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Ningguang: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Beidou, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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just realized this has a whole new meaning now that lantern rite 2022 happened

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Venti: 😂🆒👌🏻🥑🧨🍺

Zhongli, shaking and crying: h-how the fuck did you say all of that

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Ningguang: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

Beidou, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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A lovely dinner in Mondstadt

Klee: venti, what’s a thot?

Venti, panicking: a thoughtful person

[later at dinner]

Jean: *gives klee the salt*

Klee: thank you jean, you’re such a thot!

Kaeya: *spits out drink*

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Hu Tao: i just created a revolutionary weapon called the knifestick, i use it all the time

Hu Tao: it’s a blade taped to a long stick for longer range combat

Xingqiu, not looking up from his book: polearm

Hu Tao: BLOCKED

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Itto, already snickering: what do you call a fish with no eyes?

Traveler, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Itto:

Itto: fsh

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Itto and Gorou skipping stones together

Gorou: it’s a beautiful evening, isn’t it?

Itto, whispering under his breath: take that you fucking lake

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Itto: i was born for politics. i have great hair and i love lying.

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Kaeya: yo can you toss me my phone

Diluc: *throws tv, it shatters on the ground in front of kaeya*

Kaeya: wtf i said my phone?

Diluc: i thought you said television

Kaeya: why would i sAY TEL-

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Traveler: ningguang is probably one of the most hardworking people i know

Diluc: i can lift two-hundred pounds at once

Traveler: yeah but can you pay your parents’ bills?

Diluc:

Traveler:

Diluc: i don’t have parents

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I WAS TRYING TO GET A PIC OF SAYU’S IDLE ANIMATION AND GOT THIS 🥺🥺 IM DEVASTATED 😭❤️

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Ayaka: i have a black belt

Thoma: oh, in karate?

Ayaka: no, from gucci

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Jean: i have the sharpest memory, try to name ONE thing i forgot!

Klee: you forgot me at the parking lot of walmart last week

Jean: that was on purpose, try again

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Doctor: time to test your reflexes

Yoimiya: *dodges little knee hammer*

Doctor, under breath: holy shit

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Kaeya: go fish

Diluc:

Kaeya:

Diluc: we’re playing poker