Welp

[jawpeople]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]

[bannertanks]

[beardedmrbean]

[m0thmancore]

if you censor subtitles i hate you. disabled people can say fuck actually. many disabled people quite like saying fuck

[punk-speedchunk]

good news: any time a venus flytrap plant produces flowers, it looks really stupid ♡

[ceescedasticity]

I have no idea how Venus Flytraps are pollinated but I am now imagining this is designed to try to keep pollinators well away from the jaws of death.

[darkladynyara]

That is in fact exactly why they're like this! (Several species of carnivorous plants do the same thing)

[myfootyrthroat]

Oooh! Bog time! Tumblr loves a bog:

(Image from Minnesota Wildflowers)

Pitcher plants do the same thing and have really cool looking flowers!

[optimysticals]

The plant version of it's not stupid if it works.

[quiche-draws]

Corviknight studies! Also, officially my favorite Flying type (so far, you never know what the Pokemon Company will come up with next).

Head's up, I will be attempting a new Pokedexy Challenge if anyone remembers that, since the last one I did was literally a decade ago xD

So expect some more Pokemon-art spam from yours truly

[themainspoon]

A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:

It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:

So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:

So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

[duckdotcom]

"show me where it hurts" I say, handing you a model of one of the sandworms from dune

[duckdotcom]

I take back the model, nodding sagely, and wordlessly hand you a lollipop

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

happy 10 years of those are his hooves you bitch

[whitegirlsaintshit]

why the FUCK am i still on here

[nianeyna]

[terraswallows]

They aren't called fortune cookies for nothing.

[dogpuppy]

[p0is0ngirlfriend]

me trying not to let the shit break me

[lgbtwingsofficial]

[kiiraes]

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection

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[astroslayyy]

throwing in a few more I have :3

[byjove]

GET HER ASSSSSSSSS

[byjove]

and the worst part was that it was so true. I don’t think I could show my face in public again if it was written about me. scathing but deserved and perfectly articulated.

[fullmoonguidance]

i know we’re deep into january now but i hope this year everyone realizes the way ads have started to adjust their tactics. every time i see a post with an ad that looks like it has some kind of unintentional innuendo it makes me groan. “didn’t they know what this looked like before they put out the ad??” yes motherfucker a conference room full of suits pretending to be people all gathered together and said “if we make it look like this guy is blowing someone in our advertisement someone will snap a pic and post it on social media giving us a 1.4% revenue turnaround on our ad campaign investment” they aren’t trying to sell to you anymore they’re just trying to get you to do the work for them and the worst part is it’s been fucking workinggg