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Shane finally got Ilya to wear headphones for their daily co-existing time.(he doesn't get to read without distractions anyways)

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Based on @shxyerahol's headcanon

fandomleo

Ilya: Look, I know you think my judgement is clouded because I like him a little bit—

Svetlana: You just doodled your wedding invitation!

Ilya: No, that’s our joint tombstone.

Svetlana: My mistake.

ilya-sweetheart

u know that prank where the best man dresses up as the bride of ‘the grooms first look’

yeah cliff would totally do that for ilya, all 6’5 of him dressed up in a beautiful white dress, tapping his former captain on the shoulder to surprise him

ilya shocked “what the!? - omg marlow you’re gonna make me cry 😭”

cliff pretending to be bashful “don’t i look beautiful rozy 😙”

ilya, holding back tears, “you look so sexy marley”

cliff sobbing “i’m so fucking happy for you and jane, give me a hug bro” *sniffling* “no homo”

fivedrinksamy

Ilya: why is everyone staring at me?

Shane: You just called my dad... "dad". You said "thanks, dad"

Ilya: I didn't say "thanks, dad", I said "thanks, man!"

David: Do you see me as a father figure, Ilya?

Ilya: No. If anything, I see you as a bother figure because you're always bothering me [by cooking me all the food I love, please never stop ily]

napaladinosaur

Hayden: I heard you were talking shit about me? Ilya: Do you wanna hear it again or did you get everything.

multifan-incorrect-quotes

Shane: I'm gay, and my husband's bi, and there's nothing he loves more than when people ask if he's gay and he gets to go "I'm not gay, but my husband is."

connorstorriesource

Ilya: Want me to lie on bed and let you do it some more?

For the 2nd time that night, Shane considered the possibility that maybe he might have a teeny tiny harmless little oral fixation

Shane: (*mouth won’t stop watering*) 🙏 Let me?

Source: this gorgeous gifset

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Hollanov Incorrect Quote 1

Shane: We agreed we’re not telling anyone. Ilya: Yes. Scott: You are holding hands. Ilya: Scott does not count as anyone.

military-newsboys

Hayden: Thank you for coming. Shane: Of course. Hayden: And thank you for coming too, Rozanov, even though I told you more than once not to. Ilya: You're most certainly welcome.

lucithornz

Ilya: since the summer before our rookie season

Yuna: so you've been in love since your rookie season?!

Shane: no not like that, uhhhhh

Ilya: not until earlier this year, I told him

Shane: ????? You told me you loved me earlier this year?! Didn't we just...

Yuna and David: ....

Ilya: yes, on the phone

Shane: WHAT

Yuna: You didn't tell my son you loved him until this year

Shane and Ilya: 🧍‍♂️🧍‍♂️

caramelpenguin

for the Centaurs Social Media

Harris: Shane Hollander. The fans want to know- who is your celebriy crush? Shane: Celebrity crush? Well... Ilya, of course. Harris: No, well- I mean some other celebrity. Shane: Uh-

*Ilya watches this when it's posted on youtube and the next day Shane's asshole is still sore*