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[sandandglass]

Donald Trump gets attacked by an eagle.

This eagle truly represents America. What a majestic symbol.

[lukcskywalkcrs]

It’s only fitting that this gets reblogged today

[rinokami]

This is the only eagle that deserves reblogging on the 4th

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

[gastronauticsyd]

The Screenshot (2014)

[fredersen]

The Reblog (2014)

[toratiger-deactivated20211204]

Bahahahaha love this

[processintegrated]

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

[grumpygreenwitch]

The Revival (2026)

[schattenhonig]

The “The original?!” (2026)

[spacefinch]

@world-heritage-posts @worldheritagepostorganization

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

The “Nomination for World Heritage Post” (2026)

[penandinkprincess]

laughing because i KNOW shane was so precise and textbook perfect when he assembled that campfire.

he set up the most beautiful teepee of sticks that anyone has ever seen and brought out the big guns by also setting up a log cabin arrangement of the thicker logs to make sure they'd have a good burn time on this fire. the mathematical precision in the angles and choice of thickness? gorgeous. stunning. he even shaved off wood shavings for tinder instead of using paper or pre-bought firestarter. if he wasn't afraid of fumbling it and ruining it, he would have used flint. as it is, he got it with one match, and he KNOWS how good this fire creation he just did is.

and yet it is spent on an audience that simply does NOT appreciate any aspect of it because his city kid ass truly might be experiencing a firepit for the first time. ilya has no frame of reference for how sexy shane's firestarting skills display just was.

man just performed a perfect outdoorsy person mating dance and the audience of his performance doesn't have the experience to understand how impressive and sexy and "you should fuck me about it" it was 😔.

[penandinkprincess]

ilya already mad firepit time has to happen at all because shane already said no sex on the patio furniture so this planned chunk of time is already a wash and ilya was then so mad about shane immediately going to fuck around with sticks that he didn't pick up on the no being one of the "convince me to say yes" variety 😔

the rituals are intricate, and they are both still very dumb 😔

[penandinkprincess]

shane, your approach was valid and real ✊😔

[penandinkprincess]

OH MY GOD DAVID DID THE SAME THING TO YUNA WHEN THEY WERE DATING.

he confessed it later in their relationship together because by that point it was funny that he had tried so hard to impress her with his fire skills at bonfires and hangouts and it just hadn't worked because she just. hadn't really noticed at all. and now it's a playful/teasing thing ("oh? you're building a fire? david, we're already married." "yuna, i'm starting a flirting fire can you come look at it, please?"), and shane who hasn't consciously decided to copy his parents but also hasn't gotten the full story of them dating and WHY they mention david building fires so often (because ewwwww parents being in love which means kissing. GROSS.), but he's seen his mom standing by or sitting and watching and both of them looking so content and happy and his mom teasingly complimenting his dad on how well he builds fires.

and then he tries it on ilya and it just. doesn't work. excuse me, please be impressed by this fire i made. from watching my parents, this is supposed to work. play your part here, please.

and now i'm feeling extra-soft imagining yuna and david coming over one night and seeing shane keep glancing at ilya as he's making the fire and understanding EXACTLY what he's trying to do here.

(and also understanding exactly why it is NOT working for him XD)

[spyritevesta]

LMAOOOO ok but the idea of yuna and david watching shane fail to flirt with ilya via fire starting is so funny to me. like, at this point ilya just probably thinks shane enjoys sitting by the fire since the first time they did that at the cottage it was a very chill experience involving more talking & watching the fire, meanwhile poor shane is like “:( why isn’t ilya swooning and giving me a kissy for being the best fire-starter. why isn’t he trying to show off with his own fire. :( he didn’t even call me Mr. Fire Man or try to chirp me”

and this miscommunicated little circle probably goes NOWHERE until david and yuna go from ‘aw he’s mirroring us this is kinda cute’ to ‘oh shane is getting sad that ilya isn’t flirting back.’ at which point david probably takes ilya aside and is like “ilya. as a member of the family, i want to share some of my secrets for how to start a good fire with you.”

and ilya is of course like “ah! bonding time with david :)” and so david shows his city boy ass some very basic fire starting stuff (because ilya TRULY does not know shit about this 😔) and also tells him some stories about impressing yuna with his fires back when they were dating. ilya is trying to learn well, but he’s not at all thinking about this skill in reference to shane.

UNTIL ☝️ they’re close to finishing and yuna comes over. and she starts the little fire flirting thing with david. “oh my, thats quite an impressive fire.” “well i’ve got someone pretty impressive to impress ;)” and ilya kinda watches from the side like 👀

shane meanwhile is ignoring the fire pit because 1) parents flirting EWWWWW and 2) oh so NOW ilya is interested in fires 😤 hmph he hasn’t even glanced at shane in the last 10 minutes!! …but of course once david and yuna start wrapping up their routine and ilya glances at shane he immediately wanders over to check out how ilya did and also chirp him about how his fire looks and that activates the competitive instinct in ilya.

so the next time shane makes a fire he chirps & compliments it. and shane looks so soft and pleased and is it getting hot near this fire?? wow hollander very sexy~

and then they kiss about it

[fandomleo]

Adding my headcanons to this

Yuna and David were at a backyard hangout back in college and she sat next to him and said “I’m cold” and instead of cuddling like she was clearly angling for, he was like “don’t worry I got this” and spent the next 45 minutes building the perfect bonfire 🔥

Ilya “so we just sit here and look at it?” city boy Rozanov makes some crack about campfires being boring and Shane is just like “Okay then I guess I don’t need to go outside and chop all this wood” and starts putting his shirt back on and Ilya’s like NOOOOO I TAKE IT BACK please let’s build a campfire 😭

[fandomleo]

I definitely love the PWHL, but as a baseball girly first and foremost I just discovered they’re starting a WPBL so fair warning, I’m about to make it my entire personality

[fandomleo]

I’ve read so many Hollanov amnesia fics and I love them all but where is a fic where one of them goes down on the ice, is rushed to the hospital, wakes up and can see ghosts??

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

My most implausibly self indulgent hollanov au is still picturing them as the protagonists of a romcom opposites attract secret high school romance,,, Ilya is the leather jacket wearing, cigarette smoking, motorbike riding bad boy and Shane is the clean cut golden boy, Captain of the hockey team and dating the class president Prom Queen,,, imagine Shane with his nice sensible haircut and his varsity jacket making out with Ilya and his multiple against school regulation piercings behind the bleachers,,,

[fandomleo]

Hollanov but make it Hellcheer

[dykeofthedirt]

Found family? No I stole them fair and square

[manhasetardis]

Heated Rivalry + Textposts 31/?

[fantasmalresplendent]

"nothing is original anymore"

go see I Love Boosters in theaters.

"I'm tired of CGI and AI"

go see I Love Boosters in theaters.

"everything is so sanitized and puritanical these days"

go see I Love Boosters in theaters.

"why is the color grading so bad in films?"

go see I Love Boosters in theaters.

"I miss when movies were weird and fun and had real heart"

go see I Love Boosters in theaters.

"I just feel hopeless about the world and my place in it"

I Love Boosters. in theaters. go. see.

[fandomleo]

[409-conflict]

Wow. Genetic.

[fandomleo]

Lmao the Hollander men’s way of dealing with Situations is literally just this meme

[fandomleo]

I know everyone’s fancasting who they want to be in s2 or whether the wedding song will be book-accurate but genuinely I loved the indie feel of s1, and I do not want to see a new actor or hear a song that I’ve ever seen or heard before in my life

Except for that fuckass NHL commissioner; for him I would accept any crusty old white man who’s previously played an evil CEO in an episode of Leverage

[fandomleo]

Outside a rink in Saskatchewan

Ilya: This is where we were on the day I beat you in World Juniors and you fell in love with me.

Shane: Ilya.

Ilya: Okay fine, the day you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever.

[userfish]

hey can you reblog and tell me what’s the happiest you’ve ever felt while watching a sporting event?

[fandomleo]

The Cueto game

[shillanov]

ottawa centaurs having not just one (1) but two (2) of the best players in the league who will inevitably bring them the stanley cup: 😁🤩🥳🙌🏻🔥🏆🥇🎉

ottawa centaurs having to witness said players engage in gross couple shit 24/7 and knowing too much about their sex life to the point where they're about to shove them back into the closet: 😐🥲😒🤮😩🙅🏻🆘

[fandomleo]

I feel like this meme gets thrown around in their team group chat a LOT

[fandomleo]

Why am I seeing so much Discourse™️ about Rachel Reid all of a sudden?

“Stop hating on her” this “stop dickriding her” that

Man I’m just here to play with my paper dolls ok

[fandomleo]

Rose: I have feelings for you :)

Shane: I have feelings for you!! :)

Narrator: The feeling was “friendship,” which neither of them had ever experienced.