just another chapter

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain

[positivedoodles]

Street harassment is not a compliment.

[yawndeath]

Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Jim Benton

[hydratedbitch]

do you realize that it takes 3 sheep to make one sweater???? amazing i didn’t even know they could knit

[robthehuman]

[based-world]

Fuck thats a good ass optical illusion. I can’t even see the circles.

[boarboy-old-blog]

Everyone in naruto: hold on stop fighting a minute I think my backstory might be sadder than yours

[worlddelevingne]

[ridarevita-deactivated20200222]

[moderndaymoabite-deactivated201]

Facts

[thedarkestlovee]

It’s been this simple for FOREVER.

[pdlcomics]

[iraffiruse]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[twenyoneharry]

“wtf is a chonce”

[captioned-miscellaneous-videos]

Niall: [singing] “♪ We took a chance ♪”

Audience member: [screams, mimicking accent] “WHAT THE FUCK IS A CHONCE?!”

[itsannxiety]

this is the only 1d related thing ill ever reblog

[kingofthesky]

[uoa]

Quick Tour of Afghanistan

i laughed for like 3 hours

[deanlikedean]

What’s that over there?

Fucking dirt.

[myescapeisin-him]

I reblog every single time

[one-and-only-rosie-deactivated2]

I just can’t… I have to reblog.

[liftedjeepsandchevytrucks-deact]

I can’t breathe.

[just-another-beautiful-mess]

Reblog EVERY TIME

[itsjustpaul-deactivated20160224]

[penis-hilton]

are y'all reblogging this for the accident or for the italian commentary

[corkie41]

Why not both! Mamma Mia!

[avibus-libri]

Favourite things about #piggate so far

David Cameron pig allegations could harm UK productivity

Local Tory group cancels pig race fundraiser after David Cameron pig allegations

The Labour Press team are refusing to comment but they have been HANDING OUT PERCY PIG SWEETS

The Russian Embassy twitter is following ‘Cameron’s Pig’

Alternative hashtags include #DavidHameron and #BaeofPigs

[hargashouseofribs]

[bandscatsntats]

It’s back

[halpmeimstuck]

HIS FACE I CANT

[florette]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

What the FUCK is this I’m dying

[comedesgarcons]

me outside the club

[legalfunnybunny]

me when it’s 10:31am and I want an Egg McMuffin

[daniels-gillies]

[taliabobalia]

long distance relationships

[rozenstarr-deactivated20160901]

This made me laugh louder than it should

[nml-cygni]

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