Salad

Yas salad

[hinamie]

dont look at me /i/ didnt design the shirt

[kosmogrl]

[qqdotinha]

Justice is blind

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

yooo how do I get out lol 😂 how do i get out of here 😅😭

[loveridden1999]

[lokaror]

Terracotta Girlfriend: *moves half an inch in the dead of night*

[paragontology]

Knocked up my workplace with my 40 hour long week and it gave birth to a beautiful baby paycheck

[radrush]

when we drink we do it right getting slizzard sippin sizzurp in my ride. like six seven

[radrush]

now im feeling so fly like nine eleven

[typingwithmyhandstied]

a friend with a boyfriend is a type of dead wife

[girltown420]

me before talking to anyone: plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird plz be weird

[vakariasdragon]

johnny cash's little brother jimmy pennies is 3 inches tall and has a voice only dogs can hear

[flanbolt]

[default-cube]

who up wasting their only shot at life through complete and utter inaction

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Saw this fanart of arcade gannon and was immediately blasted back to when I was thirteen and saved every image of michael fassbender I could to my iPod touch and I found the exact reference picture they used to trace him in under a minute. Needless to say my brain damage knows no bounds

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Every person id ever interacted with until that moment had taught me the necessary skills

[hornpoint]

truly life is one great beautiful tapestry

[riben-deactivated20230922]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

[becquerel]

mmy web weave of how it feels going nowhere and feeling like no one and thats ok. its literally ok