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almost home
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if i look back, i am lost
shark vs the universe
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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occasionally subtle
Monterey Bay Aquarium
@theartofmadeline
Kaledo Art
Andulka
Jules of Nature
Product Placement
trying on a metaphor
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#extradirty
Cosimo Galluzzi
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@dingleweed
The names Practice
Mal Practice
Nice to meet you Dr. Practice, could you please tell me what's wrong with my son :)
He needs surgery on all of his bones
Very well, here is my credit card :)
I accept no payment I do this because I love it
i dont self depreciate anymore. i am hot and sexy and my meat is huge and i dont care about anyone elses opinion on the matter except my own because i am the smartest person on earth
“I’m not really mentally ill, I’m just faking this.” - A mentally ill proverb
i said this to my therapist and she just looked at me and said “so do you think i went to clown school”
This thread is gold
I just love how in English you say “great minds think alike”, which is a completely positive thing since you’re kinda praising yourself, but in German you go like “zwei Dumme, ein Gedanke” = “two fools, one thought”
German is beautiful, isn’t it
German is way more fucking accurate.
Someone shared this on fb
*INJECTS A RAT WITH A SYRINGE FULL OF PIZZA SAUCE*
*THE RAT DEALS ELEMENTAL DAMAGE NOW*
What Element Caretaker?
MARINARA
Am I the only one whose internet addiction started with my parents not letting me fucking go anywhere
This but I also had no friends so I wouldn’t have anywhere to go if I was allowed
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
iconic!
don’t worry, you’re still in the “early life” part of your wikipedia page
cool
Why do I find these so funny
feeling like maybe. i can only access love through fiction.
bro is love actually real. guys is it real. guys is love actually real tho.
