Sill ♢

🏳️‍⚧️ catgirl artist 🏳️‍⚧️ hai i'm May/Mini :3 (she/her, it/its w no pref, 19 old)

[dinnerboness]

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interests: Sonic, UTDR, 90% Studios, Roblox, Pizza Tower, Sugary Spire

dni: terfs, bigots, l*li/sh*tacons, queerphobes

[diamondeyes-deluxe]

I work with kids and sometimes we have to do safety lessons with them about like, not telling strangers on the internet your home address or something. And sometimes the kids wont understand why, so you have to impart upon them that, well, some adults want to hurt children. And thats kind of difficult to do, because you have to beat around the bush, both because you dont want to scare them (while still making them understand how serious it is) and because you might lose your job if you explain it too straight forward.

Luckily, for some reason, the villain of one of the most popular franchises with children for the last 10 years happens to be a serial child murderer. So when a kid asks why they shouldnt trust strangers, instead of hand wringing and humhawing my answer out, I can just say "we dont always know when a strange adult has good intentions with children, or when they are William Afton."

[cosmicnyan]

pavlov's gun, markov's dog, and a chekhov chain

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 19 hours 21 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[noobettes-little-box]

keep voting tenna

[tomb-mold]

FOMO = fear of making out

[bunniope]

i need exposure therapy.

[dinnerboness]

@noobettes-little-box

[noobettes-little-box]

oh wow i should help you right away then

[dinnerboness]

true!!!! :3

[orcboxer]

light rail doors open, automated voice says in her politely neutral tone "just kidding" and the doors close before anyone can get in and the train speeds back up

[hylianane]

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

[maseratus]

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

[mousidy]

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

[mousidy]

[bisthefairy]

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

[maightymai]

[cipheramnesia]

It's like talking to a 2010 Old Spice commercial with you people

[screenshotsofdespair]

[tomb-mold]

FOMO = fear of making out

[bunniope]

i need exposure therapy.

[dinnerboness]

@noobettes-little-box

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[85-rend]

god dammit not this fucking thing again

[85-rend]

it is so fucking unreasonably big like wtf. i cant look straight at it or it'll crash the game btw

[85-rend]

ok here we go best screenshot ive gotten of whatever the fuck that is

[libraford]

It is not enough to get into a comfy sleeping position- one must go through several and spin like a rotisserie chicken to arrive at the position you started with.

[ashestoashesjc]

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 3 hours

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[strayknight]

met a friend i havent seen in like 13-14 years today and while we were catching up i told him that it turns out im autistic since i didnt get diagnosed until i was in college and he does this to me

turns out it was very obvious to literally everyone but me

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Remaining time: 19 hours 21 minutes

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[noobettes-little-box]

Tenna is losing!! vote him!!