soon it will be cheese

It just explains why they lost track of their pants when they went to the other side of Mars

[lunefrog]

Witch tip

Eat a tarot card to gain it’s powers

[witcheshaven]

[dinosaur-jizz]

my question is, does he have an affordable education system?

[dinosaur-jizz]

I dont know if I want murderers to get better at murdering or worse at murdering

[dinosaur-jizz]

when you're watching a documentary or listening to a podcast and the murderer fucks up:

[dinosaur-jizz]

me every five minutes watching tiger king:

[feministism]

[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

[neveria]

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

[antiracistfeministanarchy]

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

[abbeydoesthings]

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

[belleandwhistle]

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Here’s another nice one.

[witchaj]

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

[dinosaur-jizz]

nobody:

Tiger King: has a 30 second scene of a fat man riding a speedboat while eye of the tiger plays

[yourlocaldudebro]

Compilation of Shakespearean Insults

“Villain, I️ have done thy mother”

“Away you three inch fool”

“I’ll beat thee, but I️ would infect my hands”

“I️ am sick when I️ do look on thee”

“More of your conversation would infect my brain”

“Thine face is not worth sunburning”

“Thou art unfit for any place but hell”

“Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”

“You are as a candle, the better burnt out”

“Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage”

“Drunkenness is his best virtue”

“Thou crusty batch of nature!”

“The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes”

“Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes”

“Thou hast no more brain than I️ have in mine elbows”

[zagreus]

[zagreus]

[jjjjjjjjjjohn]

[webcomicname]

[i-am-a-fish]

please remember to be kind to your local self

[filmbutch]

lesbian culture is watching Cheaper by the Dozen 2 as a kid and thinking Sarah looked way cooler before her makeover

[filmbutch]

[splitposting2501]

WAIT I FORGOT SHE WAS ACTUALLY GAY ASJKHPDOGOD

[filmbutch]

She just came out (as far as I know?)

[tackysapphic]

HSJSOAUGAJS SHES GAY?

[one-time-i-dreamt]

She still dances and also creates choreographies, music, so on (and she shaved her head a while back and it looks great).

[cloud-etudes]

Marvel Movies ranked by if there are trains in them

Iron Man- 0/10. No trains. 

The Incredible Hulk- 1/10. No trains, but a verbal reference to the subway.

Iron Man 2- -100/10. No trains, negative 100 points for a cameo by train-hater Elon Musk

Thor- 0/10. No trains in space :(

Captain America: The First Avenger- 7/10. Cool train heist scene, and monorails go by at the World’s Fair

The Avengers- 3/10. A freight train goes by at the beginning. Cap tells the police to get people into the subway, giving hope for more train content that goes unfulfilled. The only scene of Cap riding the subway was deleted.

Iron Man 3- 0/10. No trains.

Thor: The Dark World- 10/10 THOR RIDES THE TRAIN

Captain America: The Winter Soldier- 0/10. No trains.

Guardians of the Galaxy- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Avengers: Age of Ultron- 6/10. Okay action scene involving stopping a train. 

Ant-Man- 9/10. Fight scene involving Thomas the Tank Engine!!!!

Captain America: Civil War- 1/10. Cap and Sharon meet next to high-speed rail tracks but no trains go by. 

Doctor Strange- 6/10. Subways go flying by in the mirror dimension!

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2- 0/10. Still no trains in space :(

Spiderman: Homecoming- 10/10! Peter “Numtot” Parker rides on the train several times and also crashes a car for good measure

Thor: Ragnarok: 0/10. Someone better get some trains in space real soon 

Black Panther: 7/10. Cool Wakandan tram goes down the street, and the finale involves a vibranium train!

Avengers: Infinity War: 6/10. Cap emerges from behind a moving train!!

Ant-Man and the Wasp: 0/10. No trains.

Captain Marvel: 11/10 THERE ARE TRAINS IN SPACE!!! TRAINS IN SPACE!!! THERE ARE FINALLY TRAINS IN SPACE!!!! also she rides a train on earth too!!! Carol Danvers: queen of public transportation and my heart

Avengers: Endgame: 0/10. No trains.

[i-am-a-fish]

respect women please it is so easy and cool