The Ball Is Rolling Up

Listen. The day I found gluten free dino chicken nuggets was probably the happiest day of my life. 26 | She/they Good morning! Hope you’re having a wonderful day! And if not, I hope it gets better soon! Not much to this blog. Mostly just reblogging things I find funny or interesting. Occasional rants or attempts at jokes. Feel free to talk if you’d like! I’m always down to make friends 😁 Header image taken by me

[animentality]

[charlesoberonn]

Some of my favorite variants

[charlesoberonn]

More variants

[fate-motif]

i was explaining to a friend how janeway was barred from having a very active sex life by the writers because it was the nineties and they didn't want her to have her competency questioned for it and her response was to say that it's not equality if kirk gets to sow his wild oats across the galaxy but janeway's not allowed to fuck. and she's right. every female captain after janeway is either in a committed relationship or has very few sexual partners. we need a female captain on star trek who fucks hard and often

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[snailkites]

Crested Caracara being allopreened by two Black Vultures! This is such an interesting behavior and one that's typically one-way (preening by vultures to caracara). Here you can see the caracara either attempting to reciprocate but getting rebuffed by both vultures, or telling them to stop for now.

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[teaboot]

Black Vulture couple locate Crested Caracara bisexual unicorn across the bar in a rare W for all parties

[1five1two]

[foxes-in-love]

[geothefafa]

tragic. they found an angel stcuk tangled in the telephone wires outsside your house. sorruy. yeah we dont know how to get it out cus anyone who approached the divine light of their holy aura got obliterated. yeah we forgot their names. it'll probably get free sooner or later. dont go outside

[geothefafa]

interesting point! lets not stare at it for too long okay!!

[werewolf-transgenderism]

🤨🤨🤨

[dykegerard]

[theunsubtleknife]

[robogrind]

love the word fruitless. arguing with you is like if there was no apples involved whatsoever

[robogrind]

you're bountiless you stupid bitch

[oysters-aint-for-me]

do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis

[micajestr]

what if i browse tumblr on the clock (voice of guy browsing tumblr on the clock every day)

[bunjywunjy]

Do sharks cuddle?

THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.

many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.

they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.

[bunjywunjy]

also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they'll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!

it's pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won't find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.

(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)

[pangur-and-grim]

trying to couch nap but they’re observing me

[madicham]

I wanted to draw them

[my-artblog-is-ssjumi]

their shapes are compelling

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

are we simplifying them or something

[sparethedreamer]

Am I doing this right?

[trickstertime]

Get hand carved into brass, idiots

[wideasleepanddaydreaming]

@animals-with-fan-art

[zyzscribbles]

Important question

[awkwardbirdsdreaming]

Okay but I think these two are onto something

[verbrannt74]

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

[frog43]

wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

[naamahdarling]

This made me so angry the first time I saw it I’m reblogging it again.

[luxiethefool]

happy 10 years to wagon age oregons

[vulvalini]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Ok this one I laughed out loud at. He looks so mad

[videntefernandez]

a man who will never feel a real hug again