i love vanishing off the face of the earth

[pissvortex]

Jeff Necklace

[samuraisteve]

i think avdol saying hes too emotional for poker is such a cute part of his personality

[witchintestine]

In 2010, webcomic artist Andrew Hussie opened up MS Paint and drew an amazing digital serket.

[tucsonfog]

[aafricaofficial]

Apollo

[stardial]

there’s just something about the word cock that makes me think of penis

[bbyhog]

STOP!!!!

[bbyhog]

this is acgually a symptom of ADHD

[kotatko-v-kosicku]

SCROLL BACK UP THIS IS A TUMBLR POST

[delphissoracle]

Pregunta seria, por qué odian a Haley (el perro de Dick/Barbara)?

ANON es que es PEAK miscaracterizacion de dickie y peor aún de Babs. YO queria que dickie perdiera un brazo al final de la run de Tom Taylor como chimuelo e hipo pero no paso. Bueno más alla de eso, no es serio Dick es bastante descuidado con sus propios habitos como persona menos va a hacer un buen dueño y creo que también nace de ahí, estas son dos personas que se la pasan trabajando quien cuida a haley? para que funcione esta dinámica se tiene que sacrificar aspectos fundamentales de tanto la personalidad de Dick como la de Babs. 🤨 y todo por qué? por un perro? para que dick y babs seans dog parents? en que MUNDO dick y babs serian dog parents... en el de tt parece. eso tambien la dinámica ME WANT AVOCADO millenial que les dieron... Haley tendria que estar toda mugrienta y babs tendria que decirle deja de ladrar perro de mierda y Dick tendria que decirle a Babs la tenes que sacar a pasear mas seguido y ahi Babs tendria que sacar un cuchillo y clavarselo a dickie en el ojo y los vecinos tendrian que querer linchar a haley porque se la pasa ladrandole a las palomas en el balcón tendria que ser DESORDENADO Y MOLESTO Y PROBLEMÁTICO pero es un elemento que solo sirve para fanservice sin tener que casar a dick y babs o sin tener que hacerlos tener un hijo y entonces presentas esta dinámica y no la exploras solamente es un elemento más para que los bats sean personas "normales" como vos y yo!! se reunen los domingos a comer en lo de Bruce nunca pelean nunca discuten y tienen el perro perfecto! que? elementos de conflicto resolución y demás? no existen!

[viralcat]

[nohoperadio]

destroy the idea that you will remember that thing later without writing it down

[shadowgremlin]

My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing

I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend

[kaity--did]

Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done

[honeysbunchesofoats]

[kaity--did]

yes this exactly

[luminouspica]

So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).

Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.

Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.

So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.

[lemonsweet]

Your job is to crawl around on all fours through the aisles and scare all the customers

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[unyieldingsilence]

black friday is stupid why isn't there like. purple tuesday

[unyieldingsilence]

WRONG BLOG

[kagaintheskywithdiamonds]

THE SILENCE HAS YIELDED

[geekysteven]

IT YELT

[itsolie]

i can’t endlessly retweet the original since i uninstalled stupid bird app, so i’m posting it here to endlessly reblog instead

[worldofultimatemusic]

The World of Ultimate Music

[segamascott]

[uwillneverknowwho]

Hey. Stop for a second. Take this moment to appreciate that you don't have to write a paper right now. No one is asking you to write a paper. You don't have to think about the paper or plan your time around the paper. You have the freedom to think about whatever you want. Everything is going to be okay. At least you don't have to write a paper right now