I don't shave for Sherlock Holmes, or do I?

Guess what? Chicken butt. (currently obsessing over James Wilson)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[surprisebitch]

[booty-uprooter]

[roseverdict]

i've had this queued up since nov 1 last year :D

[inwardhardar]

[willgrahamscock]

House would have figured out what’s wrong with Will Graham after nearly killing him and would have been like oh yeah also your therapist has been feeding you poison chicken soup that’s why you’re getting worse, probably should check his freezer too the guys not subtle with the cannibalism. But it’s easy to miss all this when you’re getting bent over the therapy chair instead of sitting in it.

[swallowthekn1fe]

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

[sambuchito]

the thing is.. it is the humidity that gets you...

[dippedoreos]

Nije vruće koliko je sparno

[thisuserhaspassed]

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

[corvigay-clutter]

i survived a tuesday, and for what? wednesday? disgusting.

[technofeudalism]

[heartfairy]

sorry dude can’t hang out I’m making up scenarios in my head. sorry no it’s gonna take up all my time.

[lemondrop-princess]

We stay delusional over here.

[dippedoreos]

✨ May your delulu become trululu ✨

[afk-brain]

[segamascott]

mr. gorbachev scooch those panties to the side a little

[oneheadtoanother]

This is like the inverse of the Breaking Bad meme where Walter is screaming from the car

[fcknstoner-deactivated20190622]

Thank u to all the pets out there keeping their owners alive without even knowing it Ur doin a great job lil buddy

[dippedoreos]

Love life so fucked up I started listening to Radiohead.

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object